Chapter 2
Walking through a sun dappled forest a young man with glowing azure eyes chuckled to himself. It had been quite a few years since he accepted Lord Jashin-Sama's gift of eternity and in that time he had grown far from the near death, sickly runt that he had once been. Long dark blond hair fell down his back and if he hadn't been covered in dried blood he would have looked quite the angel. He had spent the years training and waiting to meet the famed Hidan. The man so devoted to his god that Jashin hand picked his eternal companion. Every year He asked Jashin for the guidance to find his future beloved and though he offered the blood of the heathen and trained valiantly his Lord would still not show the way and now ten years later the young man didn't think he could get any better. "Lord Jashin please send me a sign." and just as he thought that he fell into a hole in the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Naruto screamed out indignantly. He tried to jump up but the damn hole was too big. "WHO THE FUCK PUTS A HUGE ASS HOLE IN THE DAMN GROUND?! OUCH!" He looked down at the thing that bit him only to see a severed head. He scowled. "Why the fuck did you bite me you damn head?!" Naruto hissed out angrily, glaring into the light violet eyes of the offender. The head opened it mouth and "HOW DARE YOU GLARE AT ME YOU HEATH LOUD ASS DAMN KID. YOU ARE THE DUMBASS YOU FELL INTO A HOLE. UNTRAINED BRAT ACTING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY IF I WASN'T IN FUCKING PIECES I WOULD OFFER YOU UP TO LORD JASHIN YOU DUMB ASS!" Hidan yelled out angry at the dumb but cute kid that fell into the hole the Nara Bastard had buried him in.
Looking down at the severed head Naruto thought for a minute while taking in the features of the severed head. Slowly the markers came together and his eyes got all big and sparkly. "HOLY JASHIN YOU ARE MY DANA HIDAN! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU...Why are you in a hole?" Naruto suddenly asked genuine confusion coloring his suddenly soft voice. Hidan scowled at the weird ass kid yelling at him. "THAT FUCKING NARA BURIED ME IN HERE! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DID?! CUT MYSELF UP AND THREW MYSELF IN THIS JASHIN FORSAKEN PIT?! WEREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION YOU WEIRD IDIOT?! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE FUCK YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR ME BUT THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS FUCKING PUT ME TOGETHER AND LET ME GET OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!" Naruto looked at his beloved in confusion clearly not knowing about the Nara situation but like a good future companion he started to put Hidan together.
Hello Anguis Reginam here,
Sorry for the long ass wait. Soooo much horrible stuff has happened in the last year and a half. I know the update is short but I promise to update on Friday or Saturday. Please tell me what you think. Remember reviews feed the muse. Love you guys.