Hello all, the first chapter was too short I guess :P It was so you readers can understand about the characters and how I write :P This one I'll try and make it longer. So I haven't reached the plot yet, but everything will eventually add up.

Jimmy began to wipe off some of the saliva. Lictor chuckled at the site, then turning at Scorpy.

'Good girl' tossing her a chunk of meat, once in sight, Scorpy pounced on it as if alive, then holding it with one of her claws, she began to bite off chunks of it. Amused at the sight, Lictor turned back to Jimmy.

'I think Scorpy's done walking for today.' He said proudly.

Jimmy looked in confusion. 'But she has barely walked a mile. What makes you think that she's had enough?'

Lictor giggled boldly. 'She'll have enough when she gets back.' Lictor puts the leash back on Scorpy as she munches away. Jimmy still remains in a confused look, whilst Cerbee happily begins to lick the saliva all over him.

'But its hardly a mile away. Cerbee has to walk around the park for hours before he even gets winded.'

Lictor, paying no attention picks up the leash, then dropping it on Jimmy's hand.

'Enjoy your bath Scorpy' Lictor says innocently. Scorpy somehow uses these words like a command. All of a sudden, she gets up, then races away with Jimmy, helplessly grasping on her leash, screaming all the way home, Lictor watches as they finally move out of sight.

'Giant man-eating scorpions. They grow up so fast.' Lictor says with a wink. Lictor turns to see Cerbee on the ground looking to the sky.

''You still here?.'' Lictor looks at Cerbee from above.

''The hell are you looking at?'' He turns to the dark red sky, seeing a cloud shaped like a chunk of meat. After watching him with a raised eyebrow. Lictor's eyes spring to life, a light bulb appearing above his head, then when he changes into a ghastly grin, the light bulb smashes into pieces.

''Oh Cerbee!'' Lictor calls out to him, Cerbee turns to see Lictor holding a chunk of meat. In delight, Cerbee springs to his legs then jumps towards it, all of a sudden, Lictor pulls out a massive Bazooka like weapon, stuffing the meat inside it, Cerbee merely has no time to react as he falls inside the weapons barrel. Lictor laughs devilishly, then aiming it towards Jimmy's house.

''See you at home Cerbee.'' Lictor says. Before pulling the trigger, his face turns to the audience.

''Misery-Blasta in the Misery catalogue. You just gotta thank those guys sometimes.'' Pulling the trigger, something wrong and ironic happens. The gun erupts into an explosion, Cerbee flies all the way towards home, but Lictor flies the opposite direction.

Lictor opens his eyes, noticing he is soaring through the air.

''CURSE YOU MISERY INC AND YOUR STUPIDLY GOOD PRODUCTS!'' Lictor yells.

Soaring through the sky, people who notice begin to jump out of the way, those who are unlucky are directly hit by the impact, creating holes in their bodies.

Heloise, a super intelligent little girl, sits on the branch of a dead tree. She wears a long red dress which block her feet, she is no taller then Lictor, with dirty blonde hair and greying blueish eyes. Heloise is much more of a darker person then Lictor, as she, along with her diabolical mind, creates the most Miserable Products of Misery inc. On the weekends, she has a break, usually hanging out with Jimmy or Lictor, but at the moment as both were walking their pets were unavailable. She would never hang out with Beezy, completely jealous of Beezy's friendship with Jimmy, she would mostly argue with the red demon on who is Jimmy's best friend.

It was after ruining many picnics that she began to take a break. After settling on the tree branch she became alert, looking around if the coast was clear. When all was at her requirements she reached a hand in one of the pockets of her dress, pulling out a book and a pen. The book was Scarlett red like her dress, it was wrapped in chains and in front of it had a skull and cross bones with the title on the skull saying 'Heloise's Diary'. With a proud grin, she opened the diary and began to write.

But then CRASH! Heloise jumped in surprise, almost dropping her precious item. She peered down to the source of the noise. Her eyes were drawn on a mantis who was stuck on the tree's centre body.

''Hey Heloise'' Lictor said awkwardly. All of a sudden, they both heard a snap, the tree came crashing down, Heloise fell off and fell splat into a pile of dirt. Helpless to move, the tree fell right on Lictor, flattening him.

Heloise lifted her head, spitting out a mouthful of dirt before turning to Lictor with a fierce scowl. ''What in the name are you doing!?''

Lictor calmly popped his head out of a hole of the tree. ''Misery-Blasta'' he said in a calm voice.

Heloise, being the person who invented the gadget responded to this with a calm sigh. Then searches herself, pulling out the book. Lictor's eyes become magnetic towards the unusual book.

''Wassat you got there?'' Lictor asks. Heloise turns towards him with a scowl.

''None of your business. Can't you see I'm busy?''

Lictor pops up from behind Heloises shoulder. ''Someone is being a bit too defensive.'' Lictor says with a curious look.

''Go away Lictor, I'm busy!'' Heloise grabs Lictor by his surprised face with her tense hands, with all her might she throws Lictor to the ground. Lictor jumps up, his face covered in dirt, almost as if he has a beard. ''As if I didn't bother to think Heloise, that's your dairy isn't it?'' he asks with a careless grin.

''Yeah, so what does it have to do with you?''

Lictor jumps all of a sudden as the thought came to him. Then looking at Heloise with a scowl.

''What have you been writing about me?'' He says with a deadly look.

Heloise couldn't help but have an idea. She grinned foully.

''Oh nothing. Just some... well... things that I've heard about you.''

Lictor stares at her.

''What things?''

Heloise examines Lictor's look.

''Oh you know. Erm... things'' She says with a confident voice.

Lictor could not take any more of it. He jumps for the book, the impact knocks Heloise back in shock, then leaps up holding the dairy in pride. He tries to pull the book open, only to find out its locked by the chains. Heloises growls at Lictor, then pounces towards the mantis with a ear piercing screech, her body punching the mantid in the chest, both end up stuck on the floor, Heloise reaching for the book out of range whilst Lictor pushes her away with his foot, trying to pull the diary out of reach. All of a sudden, some kind of one-eyed eagle swooped towards them, its talons opened up, snatching the book from Lictor's hand, then flying away into the valley.

Lictor and Heloise, both shocked by it (Heloise more) began to stare as the bird flew off into the distance.

''Well erm... that was random.'' Lictor said awkwardly.

Heloise screamed, ''QUICKLY! FOLLOW THAT BIRD!'' She raced off without hesitation, Lictor sprang to life all of a sudden, he opened his wings, and began to fly after her. Finally catching up to her, Lictor looked towards the bird.

''Never fear Heloise!'' He said proudly '' I'll get that book!'' Lictor began to fly up towards it, then he felt a slight tug, looking down to see Heloise clinging on to his foot. She then climbed up on top of him, standing up, preparing to jump for the book.

''Er... Heloise, is that a good idea?!'' Heloise paid no attention. She made a leap, grabbing the bird with her tensing hand, then ripping the book off its talons. Heloise screamed and cheered, letting go of the creature as it flew of in fear. All of a sudden, Heloise, not noticing because of her victory, flew straight into a pole. The impact made her release the book, it flew off and landed next to a tunnel.

Lictor, flew down to help Heloise up, as he did, they both looked at the dairy. It wasn't there.