Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto or forgotten realms
recap of the last incredibly short chapter basically naruto is taken from konoha by a bunch of villagers and dumped into a river to drown when they flee scared of a giant panther our favorite dark elf ranger jumps into the river to save him
Now for the next exciting chapter of naruto's homeland
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Chapter Two:Kyuubi's Tail and Drizzt's Story
"Where... where am I"
"HAHAHA don't move to much kit you took quite a beating I think they may have even broken a few bones without me you would be dead ah but still those villagers could give a few demons I know some pointers on being cruel HAHAHAHAHAHA "
Naruto groggily opened his eyes to find himself in front of a large cage with a pair of glowing red eyes turned upward in laughter
"Who... no what are you and where the hell am I"
"Be respectful boy you are in the presence of a balor if these accursed bars were not holding me back I could rip you to shreds with but a thought but I suppose I admire your courage most mortals would wet themselves from simply being within my shadow as I said before I am a balor you should know me well seeing as your from the village I nearly destroyed"
Naruto's eyes gazed upward as a rose o a cross legged position trying to think what had almost destroyed Konoha his eyes suddenly became very wide remembering an event that had happened 7 years before he quickly rose to his feet
"No you cant be... the nine tailed fox the fourth hokage killed you"
"HE WAS A FOOL we demons cannot truly be killed away from our own planes of existence for a human he was surprisingly knowledgeable about my kind though he knew if he could defeat me I would simply return after my century of banishment and destroy the village then so that bastard did the next best thing he bound me to a child... that would be you... knowing that when you died I would go with you to your appointed plane after death then it would've taken much longer for me to return to this plane he hade hoped by then I would have forgotten about his pathetic village but no my memory is long and so to is my rage by sealing me he has condemned his village but first I remain with you throughout your life and I have had fun making it a miserable one now any other questions mortal do try to make them interesting you're beginning to bore me"
Naruto's head was spinning with this information but one question remained in his head
"Why did you attack Konoha"
"Hmm well that's an alright question I suppose one of your villagers found an ancient tome that told of summoning procedures and my true name so he left your village one night and spent nearly a week preparing and memorizing everything he needed to do to ensure i wouldn't kill him after he was sure he was ready he said what was needed and pulled me from my realm to bad because i was having such fun whipping a particular Dybbuk who annoyed me but when i was trapped within his circle i searched for flaw but the thing was perfect odd for someone new to the art i suppose he valued his life highly for he was well prepared to deal with one of my power"
"What did he want with you"
"What all humans want from Tanar'ri... power this particular one was very frightened of death and seeked the power of immortality when i asked him hat was in it for me he offered your village as a sacrifice it was a just trade so i gave him the power to switch to a new body once every 3 years i suppose he knew it would turn out this way but the jokes on him"
"Why is that oh mighty demon"
It took all Naruto had not to put a hint of sarcasm in that but he knew that he shouldn't anger the demon if he wanted answers
"Now that is how you speak to a balor but ah yes my joke upon him with every body he switches with every day that goes by he is losing his heterosexuality HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
The demon was rolling on the floor he was laughing so hard though Naruto cocked his head confused
"His what"
"You really are a dumb kid basically he's becoming gay"
"Oh"
"Yes I imagine by now he's floating around on fairy wings complaining that there's not enough pink in the wallpaper anymore questions you only have time for one more you'll be waking up soon"
"Who was it who summoned you"
" You know kid that question hasn't once crossed my mind demons don't usually care about it all i know is he was rather pale and smelled of snakes"
At this moment a certain pale snake Sannin felt his ears burning he thought nothing of it though and just yelled for his servant to fetch him another appletini as he looked for curtains that would match the new wallpaper
"Maybe something in pink"
Back in the camp of our drow ranger a blond child stirred slowly waking up from his deep slumber causing Drizzt to rush to his side but not before putting on an unremarkable mask
'No sense in giving the child a heart attack the first time he looks at me'
"Where am I, who are you, and... do you have any ramen?"
"In order you are in my camp nestled in a cave on the border of the earth and fire country, My name is Drizzt Do'Urden, and no i don't have any ramen"
"Oh no ramen ok"
As Naruto contemplated what sort of place could possibly survive without ramen Drizzt made a coughing noise jarring Naruto from his thoughts
"Are you okay sir"
"Yes yes a simple cough perhaps I may be catching a cold but that's it so tell me whats your name child"
"Oh I'm Naruto Uzumaki believe it"
Drizzt almost face-palmed at this phrase but managed to keep his composure
"Um sir what happened to me"
"Some people apparently shoved you into a sack and dropped you into a river to drown i sent my companion to scare them off while i saved you, i wondered when you would awaken you've slept for 3 days"
"Companion... wait 3 days oh the old man must think im dead i gotta get back to the village"
At this Naruto dashed off in the wrong direction he returned 5 minutes later looking sheepishly at the ground
"Um I don't know the way back"
"Well I have my supplies stocked for at least 2 months so you may remain with me during that time but you will have to see me without this mask or after i remove the mask if you choose not to stay i can point you in the right direction and you may leave"
"What mask you look normal to me"
Drizzt reached under his chin and lifted Agatha's mask off of his face his feature remaining the same but his skin becoming dark and his hair turning white
"I am not human Naruto I am a drow, a dark elf"
Naruto just stared at Drizzt wondering how this made a difference
"You are not afraid of me"
"No not really I mean you saved my life and took care of me while i was passed out plus its not my way to judge people based on appearances and your the first person besides the old man and the cyclops to show me any kindness"
"Thank you Naruto and what is your decision will you stay here for a time or do you want me to show you the way to your village"
Naruto thought on this for a moment then decided the longer he went without a beating by drunken villagers the better
"I'll stay here until i choose to leave if that's okay with you"
"Of course you may stay with me as long as you please"
A smile found its way onto both of their faces upon finding another person who didnt care about who or what they were
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now this chapters better much longer than the other one so please review also this will come up later in the story but in this Drizzt is about 690 yes he is nearing the end of his life hate me if you must but yes he is going to die a peaceful death in this story so anyway please review tell me what you like and what could be better also two polls should pairings be Naruto/hinata or naruto/OC and OC/ten-ten or OC/temari and second question I'm going to have my 2 characters learn dual blade fighting should naruto fight with 2 scimitars or sword and dagger the one that doesn't win will go to oc
