A/N: Here it is, chapter two. More of the ever so perfect Annabelle.

Chapter 2: Annabelle Saves River City

After riding around in the perfect afternoon with the love of her life, Annabelle got out of the car to explore the city.

"Annabelle, darling, perfect love of my life, where are you going?" Tommy cried in distress at the thought of being away from the perfect girl whom he loved with all his heart.

"Please, Tommy, don't be so clingy, I must go see the rest of the town! Try to live without me for a few moments," she said in her perfectly sweet voice that is much sweeter than the candies she can eat hundreds of without getting fat because she is perfect.

"I will, for you, my love, but I do not know how I could ever live without your perfection in my life!"

Annabelle smiled and walked away to explore the town when she suddenly came across four men arguing but stopped when she appeared. They took one look at her and they all fell in love instantly because she was beautiful and absolutely perfect.

"I'm Olin! I love you!"

"I'm Jacey! I love you more and am better for you!"

"No, no, no! I, Oliver, love you the most for you are perfect and beautiful!"

"She is perfect and beautiful, but I love her the most and she should be with me forever and always! My name is Ewart and you should marry me, Ms. Perfection!"

They proceeded to argue over her, something she was used to because she was so perfect. Still, a perfect girl hates to see people fight and so she tried to come up with a way to make them stop. Suddenly, the idea hit her. She was very smart and also a musical genius so she could hear that they would sing well together.

"Stop the fighting and all of you begin to sing!" she declared and they listened out of love to her.

Their voices fit perfectly and they became a barbershop quartet. While they all still loved Annabelle, they wouldn't fight because they promised her they wouldn't and they couldn't hurt the girl that they were so very in love with. She meant the world to all of them.

Their wives, however, were very jealous and hated her.

"I AM SO MUCH PRETTIER!" said Alma.

"I AM MUCH BETTER THAN HER!" said Maud.

"JUST BECAUSE SHE IS PERFECT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" said Mrs. Squires.

"I still have my Marcellus and that stupid ugly witch won't steal him from me!" said Ethel.

"I LOVE CAPS LOCK!" the other three all yelled at once.

Little did Ethel know, Marcellus had already caught sight of Annabelle Britney Elvira Shinn and he loved her with all his heart, completely forgetting he had ever even known Ethel. Annabelle was just too perfect for him to forget.

"Annabelle, I love you!" he proclaimed. "Be with me forever more for I love you more than anyone ever can!"

"But I am already with Tommy and a perfect girl does not cheat! I am too good to cheat! I am perfect and nice and amazing!"

"Yes, you are," Marcellus agreed, "but couldn't you? Just for me."

"Oh, your love is so strong and I've always longed to be rebellious so I will have a secret love with you! I will!"

"I am the happiest man in the world! I love you more than life itself!"

And even though she was cheating on Tommy by being with Marcellus, Annabelle was not a bad person because she was too perfect to have only one love in her life. She just had to be with her Marcellus and her Tommy.

She went home that night and walked past a glaring and jealous Zaneeta. "You stole my Tommy away!"

"I'm sorry, sister, I cannot help it that people fall in love with me."

"You're a stupid, terrible bitch!" screamed Zaneeta, going to slap her. But at that moment, the barbershop quartet sensed the danger of their love and sang their way in front of her to protect her. Olin took the hit.

"Oh, poor Olin!" sobbed Annabelle as Zaneeta angrily stormed away all jealous like.

"I'll recover," he said. "It was all worth it for you and I'd take worse hits just to see you smile."

"We all would," said Jacey.

"It's because you're perfect," added Ewart.

"We love you," finished Oliver.

"I am so blessed to be so perfect and so loved," said Annabelle because she is very beautiful and grateful and perfect.

They soon left and she walked into her room where Gracie was going through her clothes.

"I'm sorry, almighty sister!" she said. "I only wanted to know your secret! How do you have such beautiful, yet totally time inappropriate outfits?"

"When you're perfect, it just sorta happens," said Annabelle, who wore a denim mini skirt, sparkly high heels, a tight purple top, and real diamond jewelry.

Gracie, distressed that she would never be this perfect, burst into tears and ran out of the room, unable to handle such perfection.

Annabelle was still used to this, so she laid down in her bed. Suddenly, Tommy appeared in her window.

"I love you so much," he said, "and so I came here to tell you how much I love you and how perfect you are. I would also like to kiss you goodnight."

"Tommy, you are so sweet!" She kissed him, but their kisses soon turned very passionate until they

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"Oh, Tommy, that was amazing," she said.

"No, I fear I am not good enough for you," he said.

"What are you talking about?"

"You are a much better lover than me! You are too perfect!"

"That is true, but I love you anyway," she said, because she was perfect and understanding and compassionate.

"You are perfect and understanding and compassionate," he said as he left her. Then Marcellus appeared at her window and said the exact same things Tommy said. In fact, the entire scenario was just like it was with Tommy, despite them being different characters with different personalities and the original scenario being out of character for either of them in the first place.

Annabelle was just so perfect that it always happened like that.

A/N: Next time, Harold enters the scene and we begin with the events of the musical Annabelle-fied.