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Don't own Naruto and part of this I borrowed from VantheKeyofLain at Y! Gallery, hehe thanks a bunch n.n
She pointed to a face in the crowd. "IRUKA-SENSAI!!!"
Half the Shinobi in the crowd sported nosebleeds and fainted at the idea.
Iruka got up, vein throbbing. "WHAT?!??!!! NOTHING HAPPENED!!"
The female ANBU on stage gave an innocent pose. "Would you care to enlighten us then Umino Iruka?"
Iruka growled and got up, coming onto the stage and sitting down.
"So, Iruka what were you doing that night? I distinctly remember you looked tired but happy."
There were smirks and chuckles all around. Iruka sighed and rubbed his scar. "Well if you must know; that night Kakashi had came back from a mission, it was a rough one, and he needed to unwind, so he came over. I spent all night and some of that morning, getting plowed."
There was dead silence, followed by cheers, catcalls and fountains of blood. "NO! I mean hammered!!!"
All but three people had fainted and those three were calling their friends in other villages; "WE WERE ONLY DRINKING!!" The Chunnin bellowed, before storming out, kicking everyone who was in his way, muttering about perverts.
Please stand by while we revive everyone
So the blood had been mopped up, the Shinobi with too much lost had been taken to the hospital, and the show went on.
"Well, I can honestly say I was not expecting that, but we shall move on all the same." The ANBU announced.
"Alright, up next we have Uchiha Sasuke!" No one came up. The girl turned away from the mike and growled to her manager,
"Where is he?" The manager shrugged.
"Alright, it seems he isn't here right now, but we will get him here for you later." She promised to the Crowd.
Alright, I need feedback! Who should be next? Do you have any pervy ideas?! PM ME WITH ANYTHING YOU GOT!!!
IcHa IcHa KZ OUT!