Drabble Rating: K+
Status: 2/45
Word Count: 271 words
Warning: None.
Theme: Say It

"Damnit, Naruto!" Sasuke chased after the blond, lunging over the coffee table and slid on his socked feet into the kitchen.

Naruto ran around the small kitchen table several times, the Uchiha close on his tail. He then lunged onto the countertop and slid across it into the dining room.

"Naruto! Say it!" Sasuke lunged for the counter, and instead of sliding as the blond did, he squeaked to a halt. He grunted and crawled across it, then dropped onto the floor with a thud and another grunt.

Naruto peeked out from under the china cabinet, panting. "Never!" He stuck out his tongue to blow a raspberry, but his taunting time was cut short as he scrambled away from Sasuke who had dove for him again.

Laughing, Naruto jumped onto a chair, bounced onto the love seat that he ran across. He then bounced onto the couch so he could jump into the hallway but had the wind knocked out of him as he was body slammed by the dark-haired boy.

"Oomph! Sasuke! Get off!" Naruto squirmed in an attempt to escape.

Sasuke had his body on top of Naruto, pinning him down, panting heavily. "Damnit, Naruto. I won't get off until you say it!"

"No!"

"Naruto!"

"Okay! Fine!" Naruto dropped his head onto the floor and sighed. "You're not fat."

Sasuke breathed out a long breath. "Thank you." He remarked sarcastically, pushing his upper body up.

"You're just pleasantly plump!" Naruto cackled cheekily.

Sasuke dropped himself back onto Naruto, raised his arms and legs, and laid with all his weight pressing on the blond, whom scrambled and gasped for air.