Kitsune of the Sand
I want to thank Wolf of the Snows for pointing out that I messed up and put him every other few lines (im not good at first person POV) and I didn't catch it because it was late, I was tired, you do the math.
Anyways, on with the show…… story…… whatever.
Chapter I
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You could say many things about Sunagakure no sato. You could say that they have great ninja, good pocky, nice Inns, or you could say IT'S FREAKIN HOT!!! That very thought was going through the heads of every person who lived in Suna because a certain red haired Jinchuruuki (a.n. sorry if I spelled that wrong) was going on a rampage forcing all Suna's inhabitants out into the desert. Even once people got away from suna, and of course the monster rampaging in it, they still ran. This especially included a group of two Genin and a Jonin, who knew the extent of the power shukaku, had over the sand and didn't want to be anywhere near it when it wanted to have some fun.
Baki, the jonin of the group was up in front of the two genin, who were side by side, forming a triangle like formation. The Genin on Baki's left was a Kunoichi named Temari, who was the first to notice an orange speck in the direction they were heading in. Next to Temari was her brother Kankuro, who was third to spot the orange speck, right after Baki did. Baki, being the leader of the group decided that they should speed up to see if it was a person since they were pretty sure that there was no orange animal that lived in the desert.
Arriving at their destination in a matter of seconds (ninja speed is awesome) they found the body of a young boy around their own age (a.n. Temari and Kankuro not baki) with blonde hair, wearing an orange jumpsuit. Temari quickly checked to see if he had a pulse, and was pleasantly surprised when she found one. Temari quickly turned him over, once she did Kankuro looked on his sisters face with intrest. The boys face was tanned to a fair degree, he had three whisker marks on each cheek, his blonde hair seemed to spike up in random directions, which normally wouldn't look right on a person, but on him it seemed to frame his face perfectly. On Temari's face was a dark blush that seemed to make her face look like a tomato.
'wow…..' were the only thoughts running through the sand kunoichis mind. Her eyes were locked on the boys face.
Kankuro looked between the boys face and his sisters and started chuckling lighty, which he tried to cover up as to not face his sister's wrath, but failed and started laughing very, very loudly.
Immediately covering up her blush she took her fan off her back and whacked him with the closed fan on the side of his head.
"Jeez, you don't have to hit so hard Temari" rasped the pained suna shinobi.
Baki, choosing to intervene, said " We should probably get him to the Hospital so that he can be treated, we don't want him to die of heat stroke, but since we cant get to the hospital we'll have to find a medic nin."
Just as he finished saying this the boy seemed to start glowing with an unnatural red light that seemed to fade in and out as if using morse code. The Suna Shinobi unconsciously took a step back out of fear, thinking it was some kind of technique, well they were until they heard the crazy if not slightly perverted call of Shukaku.
"Kyu-chan, where are you, ohhh Kyu-chan." He said in a tone that seemed almost playful.
They turned around to see the giant form of shukaku, but were surprised when instead of the usual maniacal grin he had a……. perverted grin. Looking down the giant beast noticed the group of people and the glowing red boy. The demon let out a sigh that seemed like a disappointed sigh.
The sand receded to reveal a taller Gaara who's skin seemed to take on a sandy appearance, with blue markings that seemed to go around his whole body.
"How come I'm the one who always has to help you when you're at your weakest and never get anything in return, I mean the least you could do is….." Shukaku then seemed to ramble on about different things this Kyu-chan could do to repay him, then he stopped, and a blush spread across his face and he let out a perverted giggle.
The Suna shinobi, getting over the initial surprise of a docile shukaku, moved into formation around the boy. This movement didn't go unnoticed by the Demon, who just waved his hand up and down, and in a swirl of sand the boy appeared by his side. Lifting the boy over his shoulder the demon started walking away. However Shukaku only got a few feet away before turning around.
"Ummmmmmmm…, where's the hospital?" he asked, a sheepish smile adorning his face.
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Naruto seemed to be passing in and out of unconsciousness, brief flashes of life around him seemed to be the only thing he could remember at the moment, a girl with a black rectangular object on her back, a person wearing all black and seemed to have cat ears, (a.n. CAT MAN!!!(key batman music)) and lastly a person who seemed to have sandy skin and blue tattoos all over his body.
Finally awakening after what seemed to be the longest period of darkness he found himself in a dark dank hallway. The floor was covered in water, which seemed to be leaking out of red and blue pipes hanging on the wall. Naruto didn't pay much attention to this though, it was this aura of power that seemed to be emanating from down the hall. Drawn to it as a fly would be drawn to a lamp he started moving towards this strange power. Step by step the aura seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, that is until it reached its peek and the hallway veered to left, leading him into a giant room. In this room there was a cage, or more accurately, a jail cell. The bars of the cell reached high up into the ceiling which seemed almost endless. On the middle bar there was a small piece of paper, and on that paper, written in Kanji, seal was written.
Taking a look inside the cell, Naruto's heart seemed to stop. Standing there was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She was wearing a red and gold kimono that hugged her hourglass figure very closely, almost as if it was a second skin, there was not a curve out of place on her body, she had breasts that were large yet not overbearing, a shapely waist, and long legs. She had red waist-length hair that seemed to cascade down her back like a waterfall of blood, but by far the most striking thing about her was the red tails, with white tips that were flowing lazily behind her.
They stared each other down for a few minutes but the girl seemed to lose interest.
"Take a picture it lasts longer." She said in a haughty tone.
"Okay, ummm, well, where am I?" he asked.
"you're in your mind you baka." She said with slight distaste.
"so if I'm in my mind, then you must be Kyuubi? Funny, I always envisioned you to be a guy." He said with a light chuckle.
On the other side of the bars Kyuubi was fuming.
"How come you Humans always think I'm a guy, jeesh it's sexism. I. AM. A. FEMALE. Is that so hard for your sexist brain to comprehend. I am the Queen of demons, and there is no king, so don't start thinking those sexist thoughts about how im weaker than someone….." as she continued ranting about sexism and how she's superior to all male demons, and such things, Naruto was thinking about different reasons why the Kyuubi would attack Konoha, I mean jeez, she seems to be able to think about things other than killing. 'maybe a Konoha shinobi did something to her….. maybe they stole something from her… or she could have been placed under a genjutsu…… or she could be a rampaging monster out for blood, eh, who am I to complain. In the words of Shikamaru, this is one troublesome woman.
"Ummmm.., hey Kyuubi, sorry to interrupt, but, ummmm, why did you attack Konaha?"
"Seems I got lucky, I got a smart hairless ape. Well since you asked nicely, no, your to young, you won't understand." She said haughtily.
"You never know, I might just understand why…… or maybe, you don't want to tell me yet, that's it right?" It was more of a statement than a question, but she answered anyways.
" That might be it, but I'm still sure you wouldn't understand, well not yet, maybe in a few years." Kyuubi snorted inwardly, her, a mighty demoness, being read by a human. 'Maybe they're not so bad, but I still have to finish Konoha, hmph.'
"Since we're stuck together we might as well make this as enjoyable as possible, and of course, make survival easier, well possibly." She suddenly got a smirk on her face that would make Orochimaru green with envy.
Naruto, when he saw that smirk, cringed and took a step back, involuntarily of course. "I agree with the getting along part but the survival part, what de'ya mean by that."
"God, I thought I had a smart container. If you die I die, and as you can guess, I don't want to die. Is that easy enough for your pea sized brain."
A tick suddenly formed on the top of Naruto's head. "OI!!! Baka fox, my brain isn't pea sized, if any brain were to be pea sized it's yours!"
"Yah right, I have thousands of years of knowledge, more than you puny human brain can comprehend!"
"yah well who's the one who was idiotic enough to get sealed in a cage Kyu-chaaaaaaaaaaan" he said, deliberately stretching out the chan.
Kyuubi was visibly fuming at that, her tails were fanned out and a little of her massive chakra stores was released and mixed with some killing intent. "ARRGH, it was a lucky shot, that's it, no human is superior to me, hmph!"
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All of Suna was surprised when the sand genin and a jonin came back with a docile Shukaku, and a small child with heatstroke on his shoulder, but they quickly got over it not wanting to face Shukaku's wrath. His wrath was demonstrated on a store owner who thought he was weakened and tried killing him. Suffice to say he died in a very painful way.
They got to the hospital shortly after, and Naruto was brought into an emergency room immediately, yet again, another perk of being a demon.
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A.N.
HI!!!!
Well this was a short chapter and another chapter will be out in a week or so, and just before anyone does it, some one already pointed out that I said he, him, or some other form of description not appropriate for 1st person POV, so yah, moving on, please try voting on only one person, but its okay for the people who did it so far.
POLLS
Naru/tema:3
Naru/femkyuubi:2
Naruhina:0 (overdone I know, just thought some people might like it)
Just thought I'd add more choices
Naru/ten(yay, another fun pairing)
Naru/Ino (something I thought I'd add on a whim)
Femkyuubi/naru/tema (I came up with this one day and thought it might be fun)
F.Y.I if fem kyuubi isn't voted for I'm pairing her with shukaku, hehe, perv love