Kendra: Hellooo and welcome to my new series Ask Kuro! I'm your host Kendra Evet along with my right hand man, Justin!...who is currently not here due to the fact that Alan, Eric, William, and Ronald ganged up on him yesterday. *sad face*
Audience: *awes*
Ciel: Where the hell did they come from.
Kendra: Don't worry about it, but until then. Please me right hand best friends, Ashley Wilson and Miranda Baxley!
Ashley: Hey bitches! Good job sending in those dares and question!
Kendra: Ashley we had this discussion after Ask Vampires. We do not call our readers bitches. Do you want to be booted off?
Ashley: *looks down* No, I don't.
Kendra: Good. Our first few questions are from Kareso! This one's for William and Sebastian! Miranda read the first question from Kareso!
Miranda: *eye roll* Yeah yeah yeah. *looks at paper* Is Claude your child if he is who gave birth to him?
Sebastian: ….
William: *jumps up* NO! HELL NO! THERE IS NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL THAT WOULD HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH T-THAT DAMNED DEMON!
Sebastian:…..No. Just…no. It's not possible. Not possible at all. But if one of us had to give birth, I'd say William here would be the one giving birth. *smirks*
William: *stabs Sebastian with death scythe*
Kendra: Hey hey! Put that damned thing away! Better yet send that back to your bedroom. If there's gonna be a fight, take it outside and fist fight.
Ashley: Next question from Kareso is…Read Miranda.
Miranda: Undertaker can u make custom made coffin why do ask for joke instead of money I deen wondering about that for sometime.
Undertaker: *is asleep*
Kendra: Ashley, wake Undertaker up.
Miranda: Think twice about that.
Kendra: Point taken. Ronald, wake Undertaker up.
Undertaker: No need for all that, my dears. Why do I ask for a joke instead of money? A genuine laugh is always better than money, and as for the first part of your question, I can!
Kendra: I'm sure Kareso will be happy Undertaker.
Undertaker: Heh heh.
Kendra: That last one from Kareso please wifey.
Miranda: Grell would like go in date with me we can paint town red like have a grand romantic time.. OO and everyone gets cookies!
Everyone: Cookies! *fights over cookies*
Grell: Yes! Of course yes!
William: Grell Sutcliff you have no time for a date.
Kendra: Shut up Will. The next one is for you. Ashley read it. It's from Grelle Sutcliff
Ashley: *tries to hold in laughter* Okay… I dare William to make out with Grell.
William: …. Do I really have to do it?
Grell/Kendra: Of course you do!
William: I'm starting to dislike you Grelle Sutcliff. *stands and slowly makes way to Grell*
Audience: Ooooo!
William: *kisses Grell*
Grell: *squeaks*
William: There. I did. I'll be back. I have to go disinfect my mouth. *hurries out the door*
Kendra: Ouch! Next, we have question from Valerie Michaelis. It says: will you contraact wid me?
Sebastian: Whenever my contract is fulfilled with Young Master. *bows*
Grell: *faints*
Kendra: Don't worry about Grell. This is quite natural for him. Some one fan him or throw some water on him.
Sebastian: *drop kicks Grell*
Grell: Nyaa! Hey!
Kendra: See. Told you he's okay.
Ronald: Well this ends todays episode of Ask Kuro!
Ashley: Hey I was supposed to say it! Kendra Can I say it next episode.
Kendra: Yes, Ashley you can. I promised Ronald he could last night.
Undertaker: Please submit your questions or dares in the review box. Please and thanks! Heh heh heh.
Everyone: *waves* Good bye!
Ashley: Hollywood Undead!
Miranda: …Put away the iPod.