101 Ways to Get Killed by The Nations.
DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T OWN HETALIA OR THE DATA SHOWN BELOW.
Fourth Way: Is there a dumpster for idiots? If this keep happening I think we need one.
You see, for the last few days, we had an almost dead Toni, Ivan and Arthur, while Feli, Matthew, Matthias and Berwald almost killed them. Then, when an idiot *ahemYongSooahem* make Ivan join the latter list...
"Bu-But, groping are originated in Korea, da ze! And your sister's boobs are huge!"
"Kolkolkolkolkol~, it just gave me more reasons to kill you."
"You have no problem with this right, Yao?"
"Go ahead, aru."
"NOOOOOOO!"
Fifth Way: When you know someone has taken, don't try to mess with any of them.
No one except Ivan has witnessed this side of Raivis until Francis almost raped Peter (who are Raivis' boyfriend) to get back at Arthur. And poor Francis, seeing the Baltic's yandere side make Ivan's childish mind get sparked with all the most amazing ideas, and the Russian is more than eager to help Raivis who happily accept his assistance.
"D-Don't you t-think t-that h-he is v-very b-beautiful with b-blood s-smearing h-him, M-Mr. Ivan?"
"Kolkolkolkolkol~, I agree with you for once, little Raivis."
Toris whined for the rest of the day since he was the one who has to clean up the whole mess and treated Francis wounds and wait until he revived, and Feliks happily accompany him...
"Ohonhonhon~, you has such a beautiful hands, Tor-" CRAT!
"Nooooonnnn! My eyes!"
"Ugh, what a waste of a fine nail polish, but then again, he was, like, a totally huge perv!"
"Feliks... but you don't need to destroy his eyes with your nail polish..."
Sixth Way: Disturb someone's sleep.
Never try to wake Toni up from his siesta except you're either of Italy bros, neither you should try to wake Matthias up from one except you're a Nordic. Doing so will reward you with a battle axe in head.
"Sigh, I guess I won't get any rest for now..."
"Oh, c'mon, Toris, you should, like, totally cheer up!"
"Ve~, I thought I had already told Kiku that no matter what he should never wake Toni up from his siesta~, I guess he forget..."
"You could have done it less messy, I don't want to explain to my boss how we got brain matters in the meeting room, dude."
And waking Heracles up is big no, especially if you're Sadiq.
"Dude! My boss will totally get mad at me!"
"It's...just...some...scratch...marks..."
"With blood, and... is that poop?"
"I...guess..."
"Guess what? Washington will be clear from all Nations for the next few weeks."
And that's all for now, R & R!