Yo. Max is forcing me into answering more questions. Yay.
Here goes everything:
Squalls Kid's questions:
Who does Iggy like?
Well, I'll get murdered for this, but he likes Ella.
Do you like Linkin Park?
I'm a mutant on the run. I have no time for music.
What's your favorite TV show?
Umm…. Glee?
What's your favorite color BESIDES black?
Grey.
Dreams of the Darkness's Question:
If a random gay guy walked up to you in a bar while your drunk, what would you
do?
I'm 15, I can't get into bars and I can't drink! Max would murder me.
Anonymous' Question:
What's your favorite memory with Max?
Umm, too personal.
Anna Ride's Questions:
Are you emo or are you goth?
Ahh, not the emo/goth thing again!
So a closet emo?
Ahh, no.
What would you do if Max found out about you're closet emoness?
Why do you assume I'm a closet emo?
Do you like bacon?
Yes.
What about pie?
Who doesn't like pie?
Why are you sarcastic?
Because I enjoy it.
So you have inferiority issues?
I do not!
Why do you hate me?
I don't hate you. You annoy me, but I don't hate you.
Why did you just lie and say you didn't hate me?
I don't hate you! Geez, you have low self esteem, you know?
Why did you freaking flirt with a 21 year old?
To make Max jealous.
You're an idiot, you know that?
Uh, thanks?
Why are you a idiot, ask?
I'm not the idiot here.
Why are you avoiding the topic of you?
I choose not to answer this question.
Do you sing in the shower?
NO.
Have you ever dreamed about Max?
You don't need to know.
Without it involving Max killing you?
Why do you think I dream about Max?
Are you Tooth-tastic?
What?
Do you wanna be Tooth-tastic?
Oy vey.
Did you baby barf when Dylan sang to Max?
Yes.
Really? It tasted like pizza, you say?
You assume too much.
Why do people think you're cool?
Maybe because I am cool.
Why do you insist on Emo hair?
Not the emo thing again. You people need to get over that.
Have you ever admitted the true fact Max is better than you?
Sighs deeply.
No?
…
Well, will you ever admit it?
…
Max, what do you see in this dork?
*Max yanks computer away* I dunno.
Angel, is Fang emo or goth?
*Angel takes computer* Both. *Fang grabs laptop* Mine!
How would she know?
Angel, when this is over I will kill you.
Well, can't she read your mind, idiot?
Yeah, I know. It irks me.
Do you think I'm weird?
Yep.
Do you think my questions are funny?
Not really.
Why don't you cut your hair?
Because I'm a mutant bird kid on the run!
You're on the run?
Yeah!
Ever heard of a knife?
Oh, yeah…
Of course you have, you're emo! Use that to cut you're hair!
ARGH!
What is your birth stone?
I wouldn't know. I don't know my birthday, remember, Genius?
Are you mentally insane?
Probably.
Why would you ever consider Lissa and Brigid if you could have the
awesomesaucetasticness of Max?
Uhh, being glared at, so I choose not to answer. Again.
Did you cry inside when Max flew away after kissing you?
Dudes don't cry.
Do you wanna know why she did?
Not really.
Maybe it's because you're a bad kisser, ya ever think of that?
I am a great kisser!
Do you like your wings?
Sometimes.
Do you think I have a life?
If you did you wouldn't be doing this, would you?
OF COURSE I DON'T! I'm asking YOU questions, aren't I?
Yes, you are.
Is The Flock laughing as they read these?
I think Max just died laughing.
How would you feel if I called you Emo Cullen?
I would hunt you down. I'm no sparkly gay fairy!
Too late, I already do!
AFTER HER!
Do you wish to kill me?
Now, I do!
Yes?
Yeah, that's right piss off the mutant bird kid, who could rip you in half. Smart.
Good. I'm your Personal Annoyance With No Life! What do you say to that?
I will hunt you down.
Do think I'm insane?
Yes.
You do?
True that.
YAY!
…
Why did I just say that?
I have no idea. Maybe because you're INSANE!
Ask your friend, Eddie Cullen, why don't you?
People. I will say this once. Edward. Cullen. Isn't. Real!
Why?
*Makes murder plan*
Didn't you know?
Do I care?
He's a mind reader! Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Oy.
Do you resent the fact Dylan can sing better than you?
Don't even mention that horrible word!
And that Max is so much better than you?
Oh, my God. You really need a life, you know that, right?
And that she moved on after you left?
I got her back, didn't I? THOUGHT SO!
Of course you do. Is Iggy hot?
What? I'm not gay!
How would you know?
You irk me, you know that?
You live with him! Is he?
AHHHH!
Fine! Don't tell me! I'll find out myself...
You come near me, I'll rip your head off!
Did you bite Jeb to get the name Fang?
No.
Is it alright if I call you Molar?
Hell to the no.
No?
No.
Too bad, Emo Molar Cullen.
Max, can I kill her?
Is this fun?
NO!
How does it feel, being emo?
Oh, my God! GET OVER IT, I'M NOT EMO!
Don't deny it!
I'M NOT!
Sure, Emo Cullen...Sure...
Now, I hate you.
Why do you say yo?
Because yo is a good word!
I ask because it's lame.
It is not lame!
Some people say you're hot and can pull off nodding and saying yo...What do
you say to this statement?
It's very true. *Max glares* I mean… uh…
What if I told you that you can't because you're a doof?
Fang is not avalible. He is lying on the ground after being punched.
Do you find these comments to be mean?
I'm back! And yes.
You do?
Yes, I do.
Well, wanna know three words I have for ya?
No, I really don't.
SUCK. IT. UP.
Thanks.
Are you wondering why I hate you?
Kind of.
It's because of your fringe.
Seriously?
What? A guy with a fringe like that should be hated!
Dear Lord, someone kill me now!
Why do you watch Glee?
You can't prove anything!
Does it feed your inner emo?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I understand. I know how it hurts, Fang, being a closet emo... Actually I
don't, because I don't have to resort to being an emo.
Breathe, Fang, breathe. Don't kill the inferier human. You can get through this.
Have you ever cried because Max is so out of your league?
I don't cry. I leave that to the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Not that I ever watch that silly show...
Dude, admit it, Max is sooooo much more awesomesauce than you.
Sighs.
Have you ever played Spin The Bottle?
It didn't go well.
Have you ever met an idiot worse than you?
Yes. His name is Dylan.
No?
ASSUMER!
I'm sorry to hear that.
…
Is that why you're a closet emo?
Fang has punched a wall in anger. One moment please.
It isn't?
Fang has locked the word emo. It will now be in code of: cheese.
Then what is?
I'm not cheese! Oh, hell.
Am I wasting your time?
YES! THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M DOING THIS IS SO MAX DOESN'T KILL ME!
No, I'm not, you're wasting MY time.
How? You're asking me!
How?
That's what I wanna know!
By living!
You're a whitecoat, aren't you?
Do you find me to be mean?
Yep.
You do?
Yes, I do.
Funny but mean?
No. Just mean.
That's because I'm a funny person that hates you. You're response?
WHITECOAT!
That's just insane, Emo Cullen. No one in their right minds would respond like
that. So therefore, you are not in your right mind. And how does that make you
feel?
Who do you think you are? A whitecoat shrink?
I have been a shrink for about ten minutes now, thank you for asking.
Wow. So mush experience.
Since I've lost interest in your philistineness, let me ask Max
something...Yes, put Max on the computer...Good Toothie...Now leave my sight,
You Teeth Banger.
Max here.
Is it fun having him wrapped around your finger?
Oh, very.
Fang will answer the rest of the questions in the next chapter.
-Fangster out.