Disclaimer: OH HOW I HATE THE S-I mean, ahaha *sweatdrop* , I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. If I did, every episode would have either pineapple herbivore or skylark herbivore molesting Tsuna.
A/N: Two in one day, I'm on a role. Haha. I should be doing homework and what not. I'll be changing the dates from one month from each. Don't fear though, my dear readers, I will have my omake on X-Burner-Pineapple incident soon. Check that out as well…No Pineapple herbivore, I am not advertising…Shut up.
July 28, 2014
Ah, my lovely papered-journal. At least you don't steal my boxers. Lately, it's becoming a habit of that damned pineapple herbivore. Look! Another mistake, I've become a Hibari. Technically, Journal, he is classified as an unidentified species…and you have evidence how? Oh, stop talking back.
Christ! My sanity is delving farther from reality. At least I won't have to worry about that sadistic fedora bastard either, until he finds you. Anyway, Justice will Prevail!
And now for the topic of the day: Veggie Straws.
I mean seriously Journal, I absolutely love Veggie Straws…or do I hate them. It's only taken a month for my mind to turn to mush. Fortunately, I still have my lightly salted Veggie Straws! They taste, oh, so good.
Come on, I'm not that completely delusional of the outside world. I'm just…a bit confused. Any who, I'll snap out of this trance soon and continue with being the "Bossu" that everyone knows. For now, I'll just quietly do what all paranoid people do:
Eat Veggie (Lightly Salted) Straws
Your delusional owner,
Sawada Veggie Tsunayoshi