DISCLAIMER: I'm not Iggy Azealea or Megan Trainer :(

Dear Percy,

Yesterday was so much fun, wasn't it?

Look in your closet, seaweed brain.

Sassiness from your royal sassiness,

Annasassy :O

What in Poseidon's underpants did Annabeth do? Why did she say "look in your closet"? Although Percy really did not want to see what was in there, he had to get out of his pajamas sometime today. Taking cautious steps, he tiptoed to the closet. Then, he was really creped out when some music thingy started blaring "Tiptoeing in my Jordans…" He took a leap back, and inched over to the closet. Very quickly Percy whipped open the door. Everything seemed in place. Nothing looked wrong until he flippedon the light he saw that all his garments of clothing was covered in sharpie marker with "Annasassy is sassier than me!" And an "Annasassy is all about that sass!" with little music notes. Finally, there was an "I love Annasassy!" he was about to choose to just wear pajamas instead, but Annabeth managed to even write on his beautiful and comfy pj's "SASS = ANNABETH" on the front.

Percy cut holes into his shirt were the writing was at first, but then realized how much more simple it would be to wear the shirt inside out. The only shirt he had left was the "Annasassy is all about that sass" he was saving that one for last because it had more words. Annabeth must have really thought this through, because on the inside it was scribbled "ANNASASSY RULES WITH SWAGGER!" After debating which side will be better, he choose the outside because it wasn't inside out. (Percy was getting completely confused with the whole "Inside-outs outside thing so he tried to come up with an easier way to say it. He came up with "the right way".)

When Percy went to lunch, there were microphones. So was Annabeth going to copy my awesomeness with Iggy? That song was written for me, obviously. Then the music came on. He knew this tune… He glanced down at his shirt. Schist, she has that for her theme song? The song that says she's sassy? It better be a good parody. "Because you know I'm all about that sass about that sass no Persassy, I'm all about that sass about that sass no Persassy" Was Annabeth insulting my sass? Was she calling Persassy not SASSY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION! "Tell all those Persassy lovers I… Nah I'm just playing every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top…" After Annabeth sung a whole song about Annasassy, I decided to go to bed instead of the campfire. I did not want to be stung like that. Percy laughed about when he used to be the one who gave notes and had Persassy written by Frank. In a special sassy way of course

Do you like the short stories or the longer ones? Review what you think! -Sugarplum35