Here's another Lelouch and Suzaku adventure! This time, Lelouch and Suzaku ran out of their groceries and are forced to order take out. Let's see what will happen this time...(and as always this progresses and ends in a totally random way).
S: Lelouch can you grab me the container with the take out menus?
L: I don't know, can I?
S: Ugh, may you?
L: It involves moving right, physical movement?
S: Well, yes of course.
L: Then, NO.
S: You're so lazy Lelouch. If I had some vegetables right now I'd shove them right down your face.
L: No! Please no! Not again! That was pure torture. *shiver*
S: Glad we've come to an understanding. Now, get me the box.
L: Fine...
S: Thanks. Okay, we can get Italian, American, Japanese...
L: Okay wait, we're in Japan right?
S: Yeah...
L: So shouldn't Japanese food just be called, I don't know, food?
S: ...
L: ...
S: Eh?
L: You worry me.
S: Anyway, what should we get?
L: I don't know, do you want Italian, American, or just FOOD?
S: Wait what's the just food one?
L: Hopeless.
S: Huh?
L: Ugh...I guess Italian's fine.
S: Okay!
...
S: Uh Lelouch?
L: Yeah?
S: Do you read Italian?
L: Last time I checked, no.
S: Do you know anyone who can read Italian.
L: Last time I checked, no.
S: Great, cuz this menu's all in Italian.
L: What?
S: Yeah.
L: That's so stupid! We're in freaking Japan! Do they expect us to read Italian like we do it everyday?
S: Apparently.
L: Idiots. Well, here lemme see I think I might be able to make sense of some of it.
S: Okay.
L: Uh Suzaku you don't have to hold the menu with me, it's okay.
S: Oh I just don't want you getting a paper cut.
L: Do you think I'm that weak?
S: Honestly, yes.
L: Douche.
...
L: Okay, so this says pastas, this says salads, I think this one says chicken...
S: Hm, well I could go for anything.
L: I think I'm in the mood for some pasta.
S: Well we could get like a bunch of food and share it if you want.
L: Like, share, share? (Indirect kissing share? HELL YES)
S: What other kind of share is there?
L: Like a business share.
S: Lelouch sometimes I wish you were stupid, ya know? Like me.
L: If that ever happens please kill me.
S: Sure thing.
L: I love how you don't hesitate at all.
S: XD
...
S: Okay so I'm thinking one spaghetti and meatballs, one caesar salad, and one chicken parmesan. Sound good?
L: Yup.
S: Good, I'll place in the order now.
...
S: Just placed it in, thank god the girl who answered didn't speak to me in Japanese.
L: Yeah cuz we all know how troublesome that would've been.
S: Hey!
L: Hello to you too my friend.
S: Why do you always verbally abuse me?
L: What else do you expect me to do while I'm not trying to overthrow Britannia?
S: WHAT?
L: Oh, doorbell's ringing!
S: Yay food!
...
K: Hi, here's your food.
L: Kallen? What the fu-
S: Kallen! So good to see you!
K: You guys? What the hell?
L: What, can we not order Italian food when SOMEONE forgets to go food shopping?
S: Lelouch we are not having this conversation again.
L: I just want you to know that the reason we have to do this is because YOU were too preoccupied on your workout schedule to forget to squeeze in time to go grocery shopping.
S: Well, I didn't know that I was responsible for everything! I see how it is now, Lelouch!
K: Are you guys a couple or something?
...
L: WHAT?
S: Yes!
K and L: HUH?
S: We're a couple... of good friends! Duh!
K: ...Uhh, okay.
L: Please ignore him. He hasn't had his servings of spinach yet, his brain is that of a three year old.
S: It is not!
L: Don't make me count to three!
S: But Lelo-
L: 3...
S: This is so not fa-
L: 2...
S: ...Fine.
L: Good boy. Extra serving of desert for you tonight.
S: YAY! Then, can we watch Sailor Moon together?
L: Sure, why not. Kallen, care to join us?
K: Um, I'm just, gonna go.
L: Okay. Oh here's the money.
K: No, it's cool I got this, just, just close the door, like now.
S: OKAY!
*SLAM*
K: YOU BASTARD NOT WHEN MY FACE IS STILL IN THE DOORWAY!
S: Sorry Kallen!
L: Do really mean that?
S: Nope.
L: Glad we agree on at least one thing.
S: What's that?
L: We both find Kallen a useless, annoying girl, correct?
S: Amen Lelouch, amen.