AN: 9 reviews for one chapter. DAYUM. 31 follows. DAYUUUUUM. You guys kill me. Literally. *holds chest* I'm dead.
Me: Annoyingly enough there IS a lyric rule. In the Guidelines it states musical lyrics should not be used unless they are in the public domain (which technically means has no copyright) I know a lot of people still post their lyrics but I guess I'm just so... goody two shoes? Haha.
Guest: I really did want to bring back the sex songs. One, because I have LOADS. So I might. Muaha. You convinced me.
Also regarding Jenn, you all assume she's gonna steal Jesse! WHY IS THIS? I use this tone because I had NO intention of doing so. But.. hey if that's what you want... *evil smirk* I'm JUST KIDDING. Nah I ship Beca/Jesse too hard to even consider it.
This chapter is gonna dust up some little Besse moments (Besse makes me lol cause it sounds like Nessie... okay) and the auditions. And hood night. Prepare to soften the beach and all that.
Happy reading, aca-bitches.
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Pitch Perfect, they would not be in 'talks' for a sequel... THERE WOULD BE ONE. I don't own it. It owns me.
They've still not had sex.
It's not like they don't want to. They do, it's just... well there is no excuse.
They can kiss like the most horny people going but when it comes to that extra step, they shy away. The kissing stops, a movie is put in and a hush falls over them.
They just can't push themselves towards it.
But they will... they don't know how. But they will.
...
"Alright, nerds. Let's go with..." Beca starts and smiles. "Bulletproof by La Roux. Oh and don't piss it up, it's a good song."
Tommy nods and announces it to the clump of auditionees. "Bulletproof by La Roux. Sixteen bars. You have half an hour."
The girls move around in their seats to talk and Beca pretends to read and care about the various slips in front of her - telling her who is auditioning. Lily decides to climb over the seat and speak to Cynthia-Rose. Fat Amy holds conversation with Beca for a little while until she sees Jesse approaching.
"Ooop, lover boy's coming." Fat Amy snorts. Beca turns in her seat and laughs as Jesse plants himself down in Lily's vacated seat.
"THIS IS BETRAYAL." Comes Unicycle's voice from the Trebles.
"SUCK MY DICK." Amy yells back and Beca turns back to her, laughing in shock. "What?"
"Remind me to never offend you, Fat Amy." Jesse laughs.
"Duly noted." She smirks before turning around to chat with the other girls.
"Soo..." Jesse smiles. "See anyone interesting?"
"Not really. Jenn's auditioning. Didn't know she cared." Beca replies.
"Excited for aca-initiation?" Jesse asks, his hand resting slightly on her knee. It's the kind of PDA she can handle. No one else sees it but she feels it and it feels good.
"Not really but, hey, the no-Treble rule has been lifted. This could mean some fun."
"What no-Treble rule?" He raises his eyebrow.
"Oh shit, yeah. I didn't tell you about that." Beca remembers and coughs. "Well, last year on hood night Aubrey made us say an oath that meant we couldn't jump a Treble's bones."
"Is that how you lost Mary Elise and Kori?" Jesse recalls the two girls that were dropped.
"Yeah." Beca laughs. "They got Trebleboned."
"And is that why you and I never got..."
"Partly I guess." Beca shrugs. "I just thought you were a big nerd. It was mostly that."
He feigns hurt and brushes her knee before standing up.
"Better get back. Don't want them thinking I'm a double-agent."
"Later, Bond."
"Was that a movie reference?" Jesse turns back, shocked.
"I'll admit to nothing."
...
They get two new girls and one of them is Jenn.
Jenn is a very good singer, Beca finds out. The only reason she had never auditioned before was well, Aubrey is "a crazy bitch" and she didn't really want to be a part of that.
The regular "ceremony" takes place and Beca decides to keep the first part of the oath. The other girl Melissa seems terrified.
"I...sing your name." Beca smiles at the two. They do and they sound a lot better than the original 8 did. ",promise to fulfill the duties and responsibilities of a Bella woman."
They repeat it faithfully.
"Yep that's it." Beca wraps it up and Melissa raises her hand.
"Yeah?" Beca asks, starting to blow out the candles. She hands Fat Amy the glass and she downs it again.
"I thought we had to like religiously stay away from the Trebles." Melissa ponders.
"Nope." Beca punctuates the "p."
"Oh." Melissa smiles. "I was hoping that I had heard wrong."
"Oh no, it was in the oath when we all signed up but we've scrapped it." Jessica adds, also starting to help Beca blow out the candles.
"Why?" Melissa is curious.
"Beca is being Trebleboned herself. Would be pretty hypocritical." Fat Amy pitches in.
Beca tenses at the mention of her being "Trebleboned" cause well she hasn't. Fat Amy doesn't miss this and Beca turns to Melissa.
"I'm dating Jesse. The leader of the Trebles." Beca states. "I just think you should all pick who you want to date."
"Hear, hear!" Fat Amy booms. "Right get your skinny asses out of here. We have some aca-initiating to do."
...
Beca leaves the girls with one sentence.
"Make good choices." She grins. "Or don't you know... I'm not your mom but you have practice 10am and if any of you roll in with a hangover and a hickey I'll pound down on you like the fist of God."
Melissa and Jenn don't know whether to take her seriously or not but when Fat Amy leaves with, "Yeah well when you roll in tomorrow wearing a fucking Treblemakers jersey we'll mess you up", they decide she's joking with them. Beca responds to Fat Amy by punching her in the shoulder.
"BECAW." Beca spins around to find Jesse standing on the stone seats again, smiling.
"Please tell me you are not drunk already." Beca whines.
"I'm not." Jesse responds deadly serious and Beca sees he's right. He's not. Just merry.
"Okay." Beca squints her eyes at him and he jumps down in front of her.
"I see you have fresh meat." Jesse smirks.
"Ah yes, Melissa Farmer and Jenn Thomson." Beca says their names as if she is a teacher. Jesse laughs.
"What?" Beca squints again and he sobers.
"Oh nothing. You sounded very Aubrey right there." Jesse responds and he gets one of her punches.
"Ow!" Jesse groans. "I was just kidding."
"Yeah." She replies, not believing him.
"Look, you want to get out of here?" He asks and she looks at him, surprised.
"I thought you loved hood night!" Beca chuckles. "I mean you seemed to just worship it last year."
"I didn't have an attractive girlfriend last year. I had an attractive best friend, mind you."
"Yeah what was she like?" Beca plays along.
"Meh, alright." She punches him again.
"I'm not leaving anywhere with you if you keep punching me!" Jesse whines.
Beca surveys the party. Bellas grinding with Trebles. More Bellas grinding with Trebles.
"Let's go." She grabs his hand and pulls him up the stairs. Fat Amy clocks this and calls out.
"Go get em, tiger."
...
They decide on Beca's dorm. After deliberating who would be most likely to stay out longer and realising it's Jenn, they came to their decision.
As soon as she unlocks the door and crosses the threshold, Jesse grabs her in what is probably the most intense kiss they've ever shared.
They kiss until they need to come up for air.
"So you really wanted to get out of there?" Beca breathes against his lips. Her brain seemed to split into two camps. One side of her is excited. Relieved. Ready for this next step and the other is anxious.
That damn anxiety again!
He nods and kisses her again, pushing her slightly so she falls onto the bed and he hovers over her. Beca responds eagerly, the first half of her brain seems to have won and she starts to push off his jacket.
"Are you sure you want to..." Jesse starts.
"Would I be undressing you if I didn't?" Beca laughs.
"Point."
The anticipation and sexual tension is at its peak in every single way. Both have shed their upper half of clothes. Beca still has her bra on though and they kiss and tease for a while before removing any more clothes.
As they hear a key shimey in the lock, they both curse and before either one can cover anything, Jenn walks in with Fat Amy.
"SHIT!" Jenn exclaims. "I'm sorry. Shit. Fuck. Sorry. Fat Amy come on."
They both walk out but Fat Amy shoots Beca a wink and the door locks.
"Mood totally ruined." Beca groans and falls forward so her face is pressed against his chest. "Is this ever going to happen for us, damnit."
"It will. Soon."
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AN: I finally saw the Aca-Innapropriate reel. GUYS. Why was half of that stuff cut out god damnit. Comedy gold. Especially the "Suck my balls, kiss my ass" warmup.
If you want the Riff-Off then just review me, PM me... whatever tickles your fancy and I'll give you a link. It's all done. I actually finished it before this. Muahaha.
Will they, won't they? Maybe, maybe not? AH THE TENSION.
Hannah.