Two Timing Alternatives

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Doggy ears twitching,

Nose sniffs, "Kagome, you stink!"

"SIT BOY!" Kouga laughs.

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Doggy ears twitching,

Nose sniffs, "Kagome, you stink!"

"SIT! Let's go, Sessho."

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Doggy ears twitching,

Nose sniffs, "Kagome, you stink!

Naraku, NO WAY!"

* * *

"Inuyasha, Sit!

Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! SIT!

I am yours, Hojo."

Chapter End Notes:
Not to be taken seriously. Some pairings are too absurd to be believed.