Hey everybody!!! I can't be bothered to do a long A/N because I'm lazy.
I must say though, I'm really loving writing this story amd I hope it shows! I hope you laugh untill you fall off your chair even though it isn't really interesting yet. I promise there will be a plot, I just need to build up to the point where I can reveal the plot, okay? But this is an important chapter, so read it.
Here it is! Enjoy!
"What did he say again?" Edward asked Bella, referring to the conversation we'd been having. They were talking about their day at school and this very entertaining guy who was in love with Bella – Mike, I think.
"He told you that you were a --" Bella stopped dead in mid sentence. She was staring at something across the room in unbelieving horror. I turned to look at what she was staring at, and saw something I honestly never thought I'd see. It was Jasper stomping through the middle of the house heading for the door, completely naked. The stomping was not helping the situation.
Bella made a small shriek as she processed what she was seeing, and covered her eyes with both her hands. Edward turned just a bit too late to cover Bella's eyes because of her reaction to this.
Rosalie, who was sitting next to me, couldn't help but stare. Not at Jasper's nakedness, but at the show he was putting on that he was obviously oblivious to.
"Jasper!" I shouted to get his attention, since he wasn't noticing the whole family staring at him. I wondered what put him in such a state that he wouldn't notice being naked.
"What?" he snapped, spinning around to see Edward with his arm around Bella who still had her hands covering her eyes, Rosalie staring at him in shock and me who was completely astonished. I just could not believe what I was seeing.
I cleared my thought, glancing down at his... to indicate what he was doing wrong. Sorry, that sentence didn't come out right.
He continued glaring at me for a while as though I was an idiot, and then realised what I was trying to say. The realization of what he was doing changed his whole face, turning his expression from pure, flaming anger to complete horror. I choked back a laugh when I saw his expression; his disbelief and how stupid he felt all showing up on his face, coupled with the horror mentioned before made it extremely funny. I glanced over at Bella and saw the position she was sitting in, clearly not happy with the whole situation. I tried to think of how she felt to try making the humour of the situation decrease, but somehow it made it worse.
Luckily Jasper was too lost in his thoughts to notice my smile spread across my face. He sprinted at high speed back the way he'd come. Bella looked up just in time to see this, but luckily Jasper was running at our speed and her eyes couldn't see the full extent of what his running caused. Sadly, I could and I didn't manage to contain my laughter.
After a while of lonely laughter, I regained my composure. "Well that was entertaining," I said, a smile still plastered to my face. Everyone, especially Bella, sent their death glares at me. I choked and decided to change the subject.
"Wasn't that very out of character for him?" I asked as a general question. This got everybody thinking.
"Well," Edward began. "not only was he parading around naked," this comment made Bella shudder. "But he was also angry, which is not normal for him." Edward had a point. I was referring to him knowing all those interesting moves, but him being angry was a good way to get off the subject.
"I've never seen him like that," Bella said, then cringed when she realised what she'd said.
"Well, I sure hope you haven't," I said. "Or you have some explaining to do. And you need to apologize to Alice."
"Emmett," Edward moaned, and I realised that I'd been seriously contemplating what the consequences of that incident would have been.
"Sorry," I muttered, but still interested in that thought.
But what better to kill a good train of thought then an angry Alice stomping across the room from the same direction the angry Jasper had come from. She wasn't naked, much to my dismay. And please, get your head out of the gutter. I mean that it ruined my continued humour, okay? But maybe that's an unreasonable request considering the story you're reading.
"What, no show?" I said sarcastically and a pillow hit my arm, interestingly coming from Rosalie's direction.
"Show?" she asked, not really paying attention to me or anyone else.
"Nothing," I said, turning away from the glare Rosalie was giving me that was probably able to kill new-born puppies.
She turned the door knob and stepped outside letting the extra pale green light into the room that shone right on Edward's face. Bella looked up at him in awe, probably thinking about how 'hot' he is.
Alice shut the door again, darkening Edward's face again and snapping Bella out of her trance. I rolled my eyes at her expression and at the fact that Edward hadn't noticed it.
And that was how this chain of events began, in its own interesting way.
Hope you liked it! The next chapter is even funnier, so don't stop reading! And R&R or I'll get Emmett to hunt you down and eat your pet. Please R&R? I'll love you forever. Ask questions or flame me or talk a bunch of crap or whatever you feel like. I welcome it all!