Hello again! Sorry it took me a little while to update. I plan on updating faster in the future. But lately I've had finals to deal with, and also alot of family visiting, considering the upcoming holidays. Oh well, the second chapter is here now. I hope it's funny because I was just making it up as I wrote.

I would like to give a special thanks to one of my friends, Abby, who has been giving me great ideas for this chapter, and others coming up!

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z, or the characters associated with the series.

Onward!!

Chapter 2: Chi-Chi

*TeamNorthman walks into the studio with a smile on her face. She waves to the fans as they cheer and flail their arms in the air. Piccolo has taken his new place as the new stage guard. His hands are folded together out in front of him, and he has on his tuxedo and sunglasses.*

TeamNorthman: "Hello ladies! How are you all today?"

Audience: *All at once* "Good!"

TeamNorthman: "Wonderful! Now, today we have a few changes done considering the accident last week." *Fan girls snigger, remembering what Vegeta had done to the poor man in the parking lot.* "I have placed Piccolo on stage to keep things in order here. And, I have also asked Vegeta to stick around and guard the studio entrance so we don't have any more problems. At first, he denied my request. But after I told him that he is allowed to beat up anyone who doesn't follow our rules, he agreed to help. Isn't that nice of him?" *Fan girls nod.* "Okay! With all of that out of the way, let me introduce you to our second guest here on the show. She's fierce, has a voice that can be heard from miles away, and she loves her frying pan of doom. Ladies, please give a warm welcome to Chi-Chi!"

*Chi-Chi enters the stage with her nose held high, and a frown on her face. The fan girls are clearly disappointed. They were obviously expecting someone a bit more exciting. There are a couple of girls who clap a little bit, but other than that, the studio is quiet.*

Chi-Chi: *Glares at TeamNorthman.* "Hmph. I was expecting a little more hostility when you called me and asked to visit your show. Didn't you say something about adoring fans?"

TeamNorthman: *Nervous laugh.* "Um…yes, I guess I did." *Rubs the back of her neck and bites her lip.* "The fan girls are happy to see you. They're just…um…tired today." *Glares at the audience.* "Isn't that right, ladies?" *Fan girls sigh and role their eyes.* "Good. So um…let's get started with the interview, shall we?" *Pulls out remote and presses a button. The interview chairs rise from the floor, and Chi-Chi takes a seat, followed by TeamNorthman.*

Chi-Chi: *Shifts in her chair uncomfortably.* "These chairs are very firm. Are they the only ones you have?"

TeamNorthman: *Grinds teeth together and forces an apologetic smile.* "No, sorry. Well, let's see here…" *Pulls out note cards and goes through them.* "Chi-Chi, your fans are dying to know." *Everyone in the audience rolls their eyes, and some mutter "Yeah right…"* "How does it feel to be married to Goku? He's one heck of a character." *A couple of fan girls giggle.*

Chi-Chi: "Well, he's always flying off somewhere, taking his sons with him. It's extremely annoying. I always feel completely unappreciated." *Sniffs.*

TeamNorthman: "Umm…well…" *Feeling awkward.* "That's a shame. But surely they don't mean to upset you. Anything they do is for the good of Earth." *Fan girls nod in agreement.*

Chi-Chi: *Rolls eyes.* "Oh you sound just like them! *Sarcastic.* "It's all for the good of Earth. Well what about me?! I cook for them, I clean their clothes, and I give them a home to live in. Is really so bad to ask for a little thanks?"

TeamNorthman: "No, of course not Chi-Chi. I'm just saying that what they do isn't easy. I mean, I can't tell you how much effort they put into keeping the Earth out of the hands of evil. I'm not saying that you don't put in a ton of effort into taking care of them and you family. I'm just saying that…well…they have a tough job."

Chi-Chi: *Eyes narrow.* "It also sounds like you're saying that I'm being irrational. Is that right?"

TeamNorthman: *Eyes widen.* "No, no! I'm not saying that at all! I'm just trying to tell you that while you're at home cooking and cleaning, they are off fighting evil! Don't you think that's enough work to thank you?"

Chi-Chi: "No! It isn't! None of them understand how hard my job is! Unless you're a mother, you can't even begin to understand how difficult things can get." *Piccolo rolls his eyes and mutters "Oh please…" under his breath.* *Chi-Chi turns in her chair to glare at him.* "Don't you dare say anything, green man. Or I'll come over there and show you the true meaning of evil."

Piccolo: *Scowls and rolls eyes.* "Bring it on you psychotic house wife. Your family may be scared of you but I'm not."

TeamNorthman: *Turns around and glares.* "Piccolo, what did I say about violence in the studio?"

Piccolo: *Crosses arms, looking like a scolded five-year-old.* "To not start any."

TeamNorthman: "That's right. Now stop picking on our guest." *Turns around and sits regularly in her chair. She starts searching through her cards again, when Vegeta walks onto stage. He is also dressed in a black tux and sunglasses.*

Vegeta: "Some unauthorized girl just entered the studio about 20 seconds ago. She should be on stage in a moment."

TeamNorthman: *Stands up and turns to look at him.* "Why the hell didn't you stop her?!"

Vegeta: *Glares.* "Don't use that tone with me. You're the one who said *Mocking voice* no violence in the studio."

TeamNorthman: "Not everything you do has to include violence, Vegeta! You could have escorted her out in a calm fashion!"

Vegeta: "What is it with you and all this 'non-violence' crap? What's wrong with beating up a person who is trespassing and/or causing trouble in your studio?"

TeamNorthman: *Clenches hands into fist.* "I don't want to get sued! Is that so wrong?!"

Vegeta: *Rolls eyes and crosses arms.* "Oh whatever. Look, she'll be here in a second, so don't be surprised when she comes rushing in. And look out, she's a bit…different."

TeamNorthman: "Huh? What does that mean?"

*Suddenly a girl comes rushing onto the stage. She shoves past Piccolo and runs straight up to Chi-Chi. Her face has an insanely huge smile on her face.*

Fan Girl: "Chi-Chi!!" *Wraps arms around Chi-Chi.* "I'm your biggest fan!! When I heard you were here, I just had to come and see you!!"

Chi-Chi: *Completely shocked.* "W-what is this?! Who the heck are you?!"

Fan Girl: "I already told you! I'm your biggest fan!!"

TeamNorthman: *Walks over to the fan girl and Chi-Chi. She grabs the fan girl by the shoulders and yanks her away from Chi-Chi.* "Hey! Get off my guest! Piccolo, could you give me a hand?"

Vegeta: "Why can't I help?"

TeamNorthman: "Because I'm afraid of your authority tactics!" *With the help of Piccolo, she pulls the fan girl away from Chi-Chi. The fan girl is struggling and going crazy. Piccolo has one of her arms, and TeamNorthman has another.*

Fan Girl: *Squirming and yelling and trying to yank herself away.* "Agh! Let me go! I must speak to Chi-Chi!!" *She pulls one of her arms away, but TeamNorthman quickly grabs it again.*

TeamNorthman: "Crap, she's stronger than I thought. Okay Vegeta, looks like I'm gonna need your help." *Vegeta walks over with a smug smile on his face.* "Here, hold her arm and that's it. No hitting." *Vegeta rolls his eyes and grabs the fan girl by her arm.* *TeamNorthman turns towards the audience.* "Sorry about this ladies. It looks like we're having another episode that isn't quite going well."

Audience Member: "It'll be a lot more interesting if you let Piccolo and Vegeta beat her up!"

TeamNorthman: "Is that all you people think about is when the next fight is going to be?" *Vegeta, Piccolo, and the audience all nod their heads.* "Ugh, I guess I'm not surprised." *Shakes head and mutters "Violent ass people…"*

Chi-Chi: *Steps up and stands in front of TeamNorthman with her arms crossed.* "What kind of show is this, anyways? It's so unorganized and you obviously have a problem with security. I'm now regretting even coming to this studio in crummy studio in the first place."

TeamNorthman: *Death glare.* "Don't insult my studio. I can be just as violent as anyone in here."

Vegeta: "No me."

TeamNorthman: "Shut the hell up Vegeta!!" *Vegeta rolls eyes, but doesn't say anything.*

Chi-Chi: "Oh really? Is that a threat?"

TeamNorthman: "Keep talking bad about my show, and it'll be a promise."

Fan Girl: "WAIT!" *Still violently kicking and squirming.* "You can't do anything to Chi-Chi! I must see here and Goku kiss first!!"

Vegeta: "I think I'm going to vomit."

TeamNorthman: "What?! What does that have to do with anything?!"

Fan Girl: "Those two are the best couple in the series!! But no one ever focuses on romance in the show." *Vegeta turns his head and pretends to gag.* "I must see them kiss, at least once. It's my dream!!" *Everyone in the studio is giving her a "Wtf?" look.*

TeamNorthman: *Face palm.* "Piccolo, Vegeta, get this girl off my stage."

Fan Girl: "Agh, no!!!" *Starts kicking Vegeta and Piccolo in their shins.*

Piccolo: "Must. Resist urge. To kick back."

Vegeta: "You stupid girl, do you want to die?!"

TeamNorthman: *Eyes get big.* "Please don't kill anyone in here!"

Chi-Chi: *Shaking her head in disapproval at everyone.* "Tsk tsk. You people don't even know the definition of organization. I must say, this interview has been nothing more than pathetic."

TeamNorthman: *Turns to face Chi-Chi with her hands balled into fist bloodlust in her eyes.* "What did I say about insulting my studio?"

Chi-Chi: "Oh please, I don't have to listen to someone like you."

TeamNorthman: *Taking slow, deep breaths and trying to not attack Chi-Chi and gouge her eyes out.* "Vegeta? Piccolo? Once you're done with our crazy fan girl, could you please report back to the stage?" *They nod, and then drag the insane girl back stage.*

Chi-Chi: *Sighs, looking bored.* "Do I need to be here much longer? I need to get home and begin preparing dinner."

TeamNorthman: *Grinds teeth together.* "Oh just wait one moment, please. I'm going to have Vegeta and Piccolo escort you out, if you don't mind. *Sarcastic voice.* We don't want you getting robbed on the way to your car, do we?"

Chi-Chi: "Well, I guess that's alright. Those two men need to make themselves useful."

*Vegeta and Piccolo appear again on stage. Both of them look a bit flustered.*

TeamNorthman: *Evil grin.* "Ah you're back. I have one more thing to ask of you two." *Turns around and shoots a glare at Chi-Chi.* "Could you two escort Chi-Chi to her car?" *When she says 'Escort', she gives them a special sign, crossing her two index fingers into an 'X'.* *Vegeta and Piccolo nod with an evil smirk, understanding what TeamNorthman means.* "Good. Thank you for joining us today Chi-Chi." *Vegeta and Piccolo grab her by her arms roughly.* "Have a safe ride home!" *Vegeta and Piccolo yank Chi-Chi off of the stage.*

Audience Member: "Um, what exactly did you tell Piccolo and Vegeta to do with Chi-Chi?"

TeamNorthman: *Turns towards the audience with a smug grin.* "The 'X' procedure was created to deal with visitors who piss me off. As we speak, Chi-Chi is being chased to her car by a water hose and a baseball bat." *Throws head back and laughs.* "I told her if she kept talking that threat would turn into a promise." *Audience member laugh too.*

*Piccolo and Vegeta appear on stage again. Piccolo's tux is a little wet, and Vegeta is holding a bat.*

Piccolo: "She's gone."

TeamNorthman: *Clasps hands together in a very evil looking gesture.* "Excellent…"

Piccolo: "So umm…we still have plenty of time left. What do you want to do now?"

Audience Member: *Shoots up from her seat with her hand in the air.* "I have an idea!! How about we ask Vegeta some questions since we didn't get to last time?" *Multiple fan girls go "Yeah!!"*

TeamNorthman: *Rubs neck.* "Eh, I'm not sure…What do you think Vegeta?"

Vegeta: *Rolls eyes and sighs.* "Oh...whatever, I guess I'll answer a couple of questions." *Fan girls cheer and clap.* *Vegeta crosses his arms and begins to scan the audience, trying to decide which girl to answer first.* "Hmm…Okay, you first." *Points at a girl with a t-shirt that has Vegeta's face on it.*

Fan Girl: *Stands up.* "Yay! You picked me first!! Okay, so um, I'm just wondering…" *Bites lip.* "Do you think you could maybe…take your shirt off?"

*TeamNorthman goes "Gah!", Piccolo begins clutching his sides in laughter, and Vegeta just stands there blinking, really shocked and confused. Fan girls go "Wooh!!"*

TeamNorthman: *Mad and slightly embarrassed.* "Would you get your mind out of the gutter?!"

Fan Girl: "What? I just asked the question that everyone else is thinking." *Shrugs and crosses arms.*

TeamNorthman: "I don't care! You can't ask one of my guests to undress in front of everyone!!"

Fan Girl: "Oh come on! It's just his shirt!"

TeamNorthman: "It's inappropriate!"

Fan Girl: "Yeah if you're a grade school teacher."

TeamNorthman: *Glares.* "Do I need to have you thrown out, too?!"

Fan Girl: *Leers at Vegeta.* "He can throw me out any day." *Fan girls laugh.*

TeamNorthman: "Argh!" *Frustrated.* "Okay, you know what? We're done for the day." *Straightens clothing, trying to look a little professional.* "Please join us again next week when we interview another-" *Stops and puts hands on her hips.* "Wait, can we even call these interviews? The most we got out today was one question." *Piccolo just shrugs.* "Ugh, whatever. Just…join us when we have another guest on our show. Maybe this one will go smoothly…"

Piccolo: "Doubt it."

TeamNorthman: "Yeah, me too. Oh well." *Looks up, putting on a big smile.* "Thanks for coming today and watching the second episode of The Dragon Ball Z Fan Show. I'm your host TeamNorthman, and I'll see yah later!" *Waves at the audience, who all stand and clap. She turns towards Piccolo and Vegeta.* "Let's bounce."

*TeamNorthman, Piccolo and Vegeta all exit the studio.*

I hope everyone has a great holiday and a happy new year. Reviews would be an awesome X-mas present!!