Ok I originally didn't intend to update this but I thought of some really good ones so I couldn't resist.
And I apologize for mixing Gil for Gald when I realized that I kind got mad at myself because I correct people when they confuse game currencies… I'm such a hypocrite… oh well
This is Lloyd
Lloyd has a problem
Lloyd keeps running into walls
Because Lloyd is thinking Arbys
And when you're thinking Arbys
It is hard to think of anything else
Or he's just a dumbass
One of the two
A very frustrated Yuan is walking out of his office in Derris-Kharlan, and saying to everyone he passes:
"I have to go meet the insurance claims guy. It's an all day thing"
("Everyone" including but not limited to)
His secretary (Botta disguised as a girl)
Kvar, Rodyle, and Magnius plotting to overthrow Pronyma
Forcystus doing target practice
Remial practicing his oracle speech
Kratos just standing there looking badass
Random angel # 197029
Pronyma at her desk that says "Yggy's bitch"
Mithos painting his nails
Until he finally gets out of … where ever he is, and sees a lady with a Progressive shirt.
"Hello Mr. (large explosion so we can't here his last name) if you'll just point out your rheiard I'll be done in no time"
He does and is surprised then looks around and runs off to do whatever he does in his spare time.
Lloyd is sitting across from Frank at Colette's house. Frank is staring him down and Lloyd is fidgeting nervously.
"So you're in my daughter's fave five"
"Uh, yeah"
"I am too; in fact my picture is right next to yours. It's like I'm watching you all the time," Frank said holding up a phone and never taking his eyes off Lloyd.
"I, um … uh"
Then Colette comes in and says, "Are you ready Lloyd?"
"YES!"
"Bye Daddy!" the two blonds hug Frank still staring at Lloyd.
Yuan: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Lloyd: I would use the Eternal sword to split the world in two and then with Regal (the badass) and Genis (the smartass) control the two worlds as the leader of an angelic organization that draws attention from itself by making one world have most of the mana and therefore making them to cocky to notice me and the other plagued by not only a shortage of mana but also an organization under my control that suppresses the people of that world until a "chosen" can complete a journey to a very tall tower the will ultimately result in that "chosen" becoming a vessel for Colette.
Yuan: um
Colette: I would eat a bunny… alive
Yuan: O.O
Kratos: I would do this (runes appear around him) Sacred Powers, cast you purifying light on these corrupt souls, rest I peace sinners, Judgment
Yuan: (Yuan looks up to the sky waiting to be hit by the beams of light. And as he is distracted Kratos bonks him on the head and takes the Klondike bar)
Kratos: It worked …sucker
Mithos walks up to the counter of Burger King in his Yggdrasill form, and starts to order.
BK Employee: sir this is a kids restaurant.
Mithos: ugh…fine (turns into Mithos form)
BK Employee: sir you need adult supervision
Mithos: ah come on
A party at Zelos' mansion every one is having a good time except for Zelos. He is on a balcony with Lloyd.
Lloyd: come on man don't listen to them
Zelos: I'm just so sick and tired of this
Lloyd: well what do you expect you went with what so makes me less of a dumbass?
Lloyd: look just a little loyalty would be nice (A/N oh the irony)
Yuan walks in
Yuan: Raine's here we're getting back together
Lloyd: look just a little privacy
Presea calls Genis on his cell phone.
"…hello?"
"Geins? Hey it's Presea I was wondering if, um you would like to, um go on a date some time?"
"Yeah I would love to. That would be great. When?"
Unfortunately Genis' phone had dropped the call.
"Geins?... well then fine is that's how your going to be.
After the Tree was revived.
Kratos: Lloyd Mithos went into your exosphere and gave you wings.
Lloyd: uh…sure that's what happened. (Holding a Red Bull can behind back.)
Disco ball: 30 Gald
Flashy light: 56 Gald
Disco suit: 25 Gald
Mithos doing the point for five hours straight … priceless
It is done
Thank you to Mushroom Fujibayshi and Moonshine's Guide for their ideas
REVIEW…please