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Hit by inspiration I managed to write the entire next chapter! Thanks to everyone who reviewed and to those who didn't REVIEW!!!! Anyway he's chapter 2: The Physic Norse
Kain strolled down the hall of his house. Kain was convinced The house was a cunning area of devious traps and puzzles after getting trapped in a closet for an hour. But there was also something significantly wrong about the house as he realized when he tried to get upstairs. The problem wasn't that he couldn't get up the stairs but it was that it was... different. He didn't even need to push a block around or flick a switch....all he needed to do was walk up them. Yes something was definitely wrong. Kain came to the bathroom door and overcame one of the most devious puzzles he had thus yet encountered
Ah, so you turn the door handle to the left he muttered to himself
This I deduced must be the houses Chronoplast chamber Kain said to himself, as he always had a habit of doing voice-overs at the most inappropriate moments, the bright shining surfaces assaulted my vampiric sense but after a while I was able to fully view my surroundings
Kain looked around only to see a sink ,a toilet and a shower. Kain recognized the sink and the toilet since although hygiene was quiet lax in some areas they were common enough in Nosgoth.
Kain walked into the shower and begin to speak again
This arcane symbols and dials must control the era you travel to.... I decided it would it be easier to take this world before the arrival of my enemies.
Kain began rotate the dials on the shower and then he pressed the power button
And so the ancient machinery came to life with steadily growing noise .....wait a minute is that water? ....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Moebius walked into the hall still a little dazed after his confrontation with that accursed bear. It had taken him 3 hours to get that honey pot off his head. And he was sure someone had pushed him as well. Moebius decided to forgot Winnie the Pooh for now. He made his way to the front of the room
"Order! Order!" Moebius shouted . the audience fell silent
"As I'm sure you all know Kain has arrived in elderberry avenue!!"
The audience were silent
Kain! Remember the guy who killed us all?
There was a general murmur of "ah right him" and "oh that really white scary looking chap" from the audience
"Anyway" Moebius continued on "it is our duty to kill him!"
"Why is that?" said Anarcrothe guardian of estates
"Because we're the A.K.L!!"
The audience fell silent again
"The Anti Kain League!!"
"Oh I thought that stood for Against killing Lemmings" said Nupraptor the dentalist
"Oh come on!" Moebius sighed "o.k if any joined because they thought this was against killing lemmings leave now!"
And with that everyone left
Fine I don't need any of you!!! Moebius shouted after them you'll see
Moebius sat in the darkened hall for a while. A few minutes later he stood up. He knew what he had to do
Two days had passed since Kain had arrived at earth and he now believed he was getting the hang of this house place now. He had mastered the toaster although he still wasn't quiet sure what you did with the toast, so far he had made toast nearly every hour and stacked in a corner. One day he would find a use for it and then all would be his... this pleasant train of thought was interrupted by the doorbell. The postman no doubt Kain thought to himself happily as walked to the door. Usually Kain would have killed a man who comes to his house everyday but he tolerated the postman, for the postman brought the readers digest
But as Kain opened the door he was met by an extremely familiar face
"Marcus!" Kain said in disbelief
"Ah! So rumors are true Kain stalks the streets of elderberry avenue!"
"Pah! I should have killed you long ago!"
"...you did"
"Oh yeah"
"But it is no matter! My powers now over shadow yours"
Kain felt a presence forcing its way into his mind but he managed to block it
"Damn! Your powers have also increased!" Marcus said angrily "But no matter! I now no what you want Kain!"
Kain knew Marcus must have been able to read his thoughts just like all those years ago in meridian.
"You desire the readers digest" Marcus hissed "but you shall not have it!"
Marcus laughed and used his metal powers to make two crows attack Kain while he made his escape
Kain sighed and closed the door soon after there were two noises which sounded like two birds flying into a door.
"And here's my final thought for the day"
"The world shall be bathed in blood as the firstborn are slaughter to appease me!" Roared Hash ak Gik
The audience clapped and shouted ecstatically
"Tomorrow on the Hash ak Gik show:
I'm his first wife, You're the blood sacrifice!"
The stage went dark and the audience began to filter out of the studio
"The Camera Loves you!" Shouted the director to the giant black demon, the unspoken, the head of Channel 666 broadcasting.... Hash ak Gik
"They better love me or there chants of abuse will be drowned out by their screams of pain!"
The director snapped his fingers. ?That's a great name for next months show! Why wrestlers can't find true love."
Hash shrugged. He never understood marketing.
"Mr. Gik sir there's a phone call for you on line one" said on of the stage workers
"Who would dare disturb me during work hours! I seek a terrible vengeance upon them!"
"Its you wife"
"Crap! Tell her I'm not here!"
The stage worker began to talk into the phone and seconds later the was a blinding flash followed by horrible piercing screams as all the studio workers were reduced to smoldering piles of ash
Hash gingerly picked up the phone from a nearby pile of scorched bones
"Hello honey"
"Oh hi Hashy" the voice replied happily "just calling to tell you its fish for diner tonight, don't be late" and with that she hung up
Hash dropped the phone to the ground and felt a great sadness as he looked around the studio were so many had just perished
He suppressed a sob but moments later he cried out
"BUT I DON'T LIKE FISH!!!!"
Marcus sat in his room sitting on his bed..... watching the readers digest
"Yes Kain will arrive soon" he said to himself "he will......."
A single figure could be seen silhouetted in the lamplight outside Sea World. A mysterious hooded man pried the back door open and proceeded down the murky halls. As he neared his destination a voice could heard
"I am the wheel of fortune it said forever spinning, who will win a thousand and who a million? But alas those who don't compete are doomed as I can not spin the wheel of fortune for them"
As the figure neared his destination the voice of the Elder God said
"Ahh Moebius my loyal servant"
"My Lord how did you know it was I?" Moebius asked in awe
"I have my ways" the Elder god replied. This trick never failed to amaze Moebius, luckily for the elder god no one had ever told him that weird little number eight on his forehead glowed in the dark
"Anyway what news do you bring?"
"My Lord, Kain is here" said Moebius in his most dramatic voice
"Who?"
"You must remember! The evil vampire lord of Nosgoth!"
"Moebius I warn you do not bore me with your mortal matters!"
"But, but.."
"Silence! You will leave now!"
Moebius hung his head
"yes my lord"
Moebius walked to the exit of sea world. The voice of the elder resumed its speech.
"I am the hub of the wheel. A Wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning. The wheel must spin 3 times.........free spin. The wheel continues......"
Moebius was extremely depressed. Forsaken by his god, forsaken by his allies. His crusade against Kain would be a lonely one. Moebius looked at his new digital watch in disgust. He was beginning to regret trading his staff for it.........
Popeland: The tension is unbearable!! Will Kain ever get his reader digest back? Will Moebius succeed in his evil plans?
Tune in next chapter!
P.S Please R&R!!!
Hit by inspiration I managed to write the entire next chapter! Thanks to everyone who reviewed and to those who didn't REVIEW!!!! Anyway he's chapter 2: The Physic Norse
Kain strolled down the hall of his house. Kain was convinced The house was a cunning area of devious traps and puzzles after getting trapped in a closet for an hour. But there was also something significantly wrong about the house as he realized when he tried to get upstairs. The problem wasn't that he couldn't get up the stairs but it was that it was... different. He didn't even need to push a block around or flick a switch....all he needed to do was walk up them. Yes something was definitely wrong. Kain came to the bathroom door and overcame one of the most devious puzzles he had thus yet encountered
Ah, so you turn the door handle to the left he muttered to himself
This I deduced must be the houses Chronoplast chamber Kain said to himself, as he always had a habit of doing voice-overs at the most inappropriate moments, the bright shining surfaces assaulted my vampiric sense but after a while I was able to fully view my surroundings
Kain looked around only to see a sink ,a toilet and a shower. Kain recognized the sink and the toilet since although hygiene was quiet lax in some areas they were common enough in Nosgoth.
Kain walked into the shower and begin to speak again
This arcane symbols and dials must control the era you travel to.... I decided it would it be easier to take this world before the arrival of my enemies.
Kain began rotate the dials on the shower and then he pressed the power button
And so the ancient machinery came to life with steadily growing noise .....wait a minute is that water? ....ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Moebius walked into the hall still a little dazed after his confrontation with that accursed bear. It had taken him 3 hours to get that honey pot off his head. And he was sure someone had pushed him as well. Moebius decided to forgot Winnie the Pooh for now. He made his way to the front of the room
"Order! Order!" Moebius shouted . the audience fell silent
"As I'm sure you all know Kain has arrived in elderberry avenue!!"
The audience were silent
Kain! Remember the guy who killed us all?
There was a general murmur of "ah right him" and "oh that really white scary looking chap" from the audience
"Anyway" Moebius continued on "it is our duty to kill him!"
"Why is that?" said Anarcrothe guardian of estates
"Because we're the A.K.L!!"
The audience fell silent again
"The Anti Kain League!!"
"Oh I thought that stood for Against killing Lemmings" said Nupraptor the dentalist
"Oh come on!" Moebius sighed "o.k if any joined because they thought this was against killing lemmings leave now!"
And with that everyone left
Fine I don't need any of you!!! Moebius shouted after them you'll see
Moebius sat in the darkened hall for a while. A few minutes later he stood up. He knew what he had to do
Two days had passed since Kain had arrived at earth and he now believed he was getting the hang of this house place now. He had mastered the toaster although he still wasn't quiet sure what you did with the toast, so far he had made toast nearly every hour and stacked in a corner. One day he would find a use for it and then all would be his... this pleasant train of thought was interrupted by the doorbell. The postman no doubt Kain thought to himself happily as walked to the door. Usually Kain would have killed a man who comes to his house everyday but he tolerated the postman, for the postman brought the readers digest
But as Kain opened the door he was met by an extremely familiar face
"Marcus!" Kain said in disbelief
"Ah! So rumors are true Kain stalks the streets of elderberry avenue!"
"Pah! I should have killed you long ago!"
"...you did"
"Oh yeah"
"But it is no matter! My powers now over shadow yours"
Kain felt a presence forcing its way into his mind but he managed to block it
"Damn! Your powers have also increased!" Marcus said angrily "But no matter! I now no what you want Kain!"
Kain knew Marcus must have been able to read his thoughts just like all those years ago in meridian.
"You desire the readers digest" Marcus hissed "but you shall not have it!"
Marcus laughed and used his metal powers to make two crows attack Kain while he made his escape
Kain sighed and closed the door soon after there were two noises which sounded like two birds flying into a door.
"And here's my final thought for the day"
"The world shall be bathed in blood as the firstborn are slaughter to appease me!" Roared Hash ak Gik
The audience clapped and shouted ecstatically
"Tomorrow on the Hash ak Gik show:
I'm his first wife, You're the blood sacrifice!"
The stage went dark and the audience began to filter out of the studio
"The Camera Loves you!" Shouted the director to the giant black demon, the unspoken, the head of Channel 666 broadcasting.... Hash ak Gik
"They better love me or there chants of abuse will be drowned out by their screams of pain!"
The director snapped his fingers. ?That's a great name for next months show! Why wrestlers can't find true love."
Hash shrugged. He never understood marketing.
"Mr. Gik sir there's a phone call for you on line one" said on of the stage workers
"Who would dare disturb me during work hours! I seek a terrible vengeance upon them!"
"Its you wife"
"Crap! Tell her I'm not here!"
The stage worker began to talk into the phone and seconds later the was a blinding flash followed by horrible piercing screams as all the studio workers were reduced to smoldering piles of ash
Hash gingerly picked up the phone from a nearby pile of scorched bones
"Hello honey"
"Oh hi Hashy" the voice replied happily "just calling to tell you its fish for diner tonight, don't be late" and with that she hung up
Hash dropped the phone to the ground and felt a great sadness as he looked around the studio were so many had just perished
He suppressed a sob but moments later he cried out
"BUT I DON'T LIKE FISH!!!!"
Marcus sat in his room sitting on his bed..... watching the readers digest
"Yes Kain will arrive soon" he said to himself "he will......."
A single figure could be seen silhouetted in the lamplight outside Sea World. A mysterious hooded man pried the back door open and proceeded down the murky halls. As he neared his destination a voice could heard
"I am the wheel of fortune it said forever spinning, who will win a thousand and who a million? But alas those who don't compete are doomed as I can not spin the wheel of fortune for them"
As the figure neared his destination the voice of the Elder God said
"Ahh Moebius my loyal servant"
"My Lord how did you know it was I?" Moebius asked in awe
"I have my ways" the Elder god replied. This trick never failed to amaze Moebius, luckily for the elder god no one had ever told him that weird little number eight on his forehead glowed in the dark
"Anyway what news do you bring?"
"My Lord, Kain is here" said Moebius in his most dramatic voice
"Who?"
"You must remember! The evil vampire lord of Nosgoth!"
"Moebius I warn you do not bore me with your mortal matters!"
"But, but.."
"Silence! You will leave now!"
Moebius hung his head
"yes my lord"
Moebius walked to the exit of sea world. The voice of the elder resumed its speech.
"I am the hub of the wheel. A Wheel within a wheel, never ending or beginning. The wheel must spin 3 times.........free spin. The wheel continues......"
Moebius was extremely depressed. Forsaken by his god, forsaken by his allies. His crusade against Kain would be a lonely one. Moebius looked at his new digital watch in disgust. He was beginning to regret trading his staff for it.........
Popeland: The tension is unbearable!! Will Kain ever get his reader digest back? Will Moebius succeed in his evil plans?
Tune in next chapter!
P.S Please R&R!!!