A/N & Disclaimer: Well that was a let down I just realized how short Chapters 1-3 are but don't fret chapter 4 should be longer. And I don't own Naruto, if I did Orochimaru would've not been alive for so long. I do own Charuso and if you want to use him don't be afraid to ask. So now that that's out of the way on with the story.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Demon talking'

'Demon Thinking'

"Extremely pissed of or transformed person"

Jutsu

Charuso was sitting on the couch resisting the urge to use a technique created by the Rikudo Sennin called kinjutsu: me no kopi, to peek on Hinata while she's in the shower 'till he felt a familiar chakra signature at the door 'Yes a distraction, even if it is my idiot brother' Charuso thought as Naruto walked in the door.

"Hey nii-san!" said Naruto as he close the door behind him.

"What baka-sama?"

"Stop calling me Sama it's annoying."

"You really are an idiot aren't you?"

"Oh shut up teme."

"Do I look like Sasuke to you?"

"No you look like Dad and Eminem had an asshole of a baby"

"Touché, but seriously what the fuck do you want."

"I have something to tell you, so can you bring my wife and try not to break her heart on the way" said Naruto joking like an idiot which pissed Charuso off because it brought up bad memories of something that everyone except Naruto and Hinata knows that he regret's. So in a fit of blind rage hey gathered chakra in to his right hand.

"Hey, Naruto!"

"Yeah" asked Naruto

"Kaze no katta!" cried Charuso only to find out that it was actually a clone 'Dammit he's gonna want answers Kurama any ideas?' asked Charuso as he went into his mindscape.

'For you to call him idiot all the time you sure care about his opinion'

'Well he is Hokage and can exile me'

'You're his brother maybe he won't'

'For the second time do I look like Sasuke to you.' Yang laughs at the comment because although Sasuke Chidori'd Naruto in the chest he still sees's Sasuke as a brother.

'Well what's wrong with exile?'

'You know what's keeping me here and I'm not gonna think it'

'You wanna know something kit.'

'What?'

'Fanboy should be your new name; you're like a male Sakura.'

'Fuck. You. Do not compare me to her, plus I have to make sure Naruto doesn't die killing him is my job though I won't get paid, but at least I'll get some pussy so it all works out.'

'You're really goin' through with it huh?'

'Yeah, if a god told you can go back in time, fix everything, and get the woman that you love wouldn't you do it.'

'so if we go will you give her the Nibi?'

'Sure fine then.'

'Well, I would say yes.'

'Great now have to go' said Charuso as he fist pounded Kyuubi and left the mindscape and was back in his house on the couch, at that moment Hinata came out of her room dressed in white tank top that if you looked closely showed her nipples, a light lavender-colored mini skirt, and heels that matched her skirt but had a white strap up the ankle. Charuso just couldn't control his blush especially when Hinata gave the most seductive smirk ever and said "Like what you see."

"You're a tease you know that." Said Charuso "So, are you ready to go now?"

"Yes and who did you hit with that Kaze no katta?"

"Your husband, turned out to be a clone though" he replied nonchalantly

"Did you know it was a clone?"

"Nope."

"Then why did you do it."

"Look if you're gonna plat 20 questions could you walk and do it I'm starving" said Charuso as he walked out the house and locked the door then they went out the compound gate so Charuso could put the seal on it. 'I'm one evasive motha-'

"Answer the question." Said Hinata

'Dammit' thought Charuso "Eh what was the question again?"

And that's chapter two and if u didn't figure it out by now Charuso is as non-caring scheming asshole... and I'm so proud and here's the part that's important

Kaze no Katta- Wind Cutter- basically a wind version of lightning blade that both charuso and naruto know and created.

kinjutsu: me no kopi no jutsu- forbidden art: art of the eye copy- its self explanatory but if you must know since the sage of six paths created dojutsu its only far that his reincarnations(charuso and naruto) should have them(sharingan and byakugan) also ima make a poll since i have a real tensa zangetsu and my bro has a benihime should naruto get benihime and charuso tensa zangets options are yes and no