Disney Channel
A/N: I thought this would be funny. Different channels asking for DP to be on their channel, if you have any channel ideas review!
Dan: Well after that last 'interview' I don't think I'm gonna be too happy about the next sicko person we me-
Disney: HI, You must be Dan Phantom! Don't hurt me.
Dan: Thats just a role I play on TUE. 'm not really a psycho you idiot.
Disney: GREAT! Cause I'm a huge fan! And I want your show to be broadcast on Disney Channel!
Vlad: Ah, not again. Let me guess, you're going to have to make some changes first right?
Disney: How'd you know I was going to say that?
Vlad: Just a hunch.
Disney: Anyway, I want to change the name of the show from Danny Phantom to Danny Fentom.
Danny: My names Fenton, and that doesn't make any sense, because the title of the show should have my superhero name in it.
Disney: Yeah, but on our network you're not going to be half ghost. You're going to be something much cooler! You're gonna be half toilet!
(Silence)
Danny: WHAT! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! AND THATS DUMB!
Disney: Well, we're trying to teach kids how to stay clean, and have fun. So we changed the whole style of the show. Sam, you're gonna be his girl sidekick. Hairbrush girl! And Tucker, your obsession with gadgets has got to stop. Instead, you're gonna be Danny's best pal Toothpaste lad!
Vlad: I don't even wanna know what you have in store for me.
Disney: You're going to be the evil villain. . .
Vlad: yes, yes keep going.
Disney: The Dirtman! You keep trying to get people dirty and stinky.
(More silence)
Disney: And Dan you're going to be a background character. You're going to be Danny's pet hamster! Isn't that cute? Oh, and Danni and Ember, you're gonna be Danny's twin sisters, with the power to give free deoderant to people! That is super cool right?!
Danny whispers to val: I wonder what they did to you and clockwork.
Disney: Clockwork, you're too blod, and wise, and boring to be on our show. So instead, you're going to be in our donut crew. Oh, can you go get me a chocolate with spronkles? Chop Chop!
Val: This has gone far enough.
Disney: Oh, Valerie! You can't have that dangerous suit on set. We'll just put you as one of our janitors. By the way, there's a spill over there, go claen that would ya? Oh, and we remixed the themesong.
Toilet boy, toilet boy!
he's super cool cause he-
dan destroys tape player.
Dan: I've had it with you nutjobs. I'll show you a psycho, tooth brush man. He unleashes ghostly wail. . . .
Disney: HELP! POLICE! DANNY PHANTOM! TOILET BOY! Somebody!