Author's Note: Squee! Thank you so much! I never thought I'd get 5 reviews in one day! Thanks to SasatheShy, Neo-Kira, carelineparis, moonlightdemonKita and Detective Narricks, my first ever reviewers! You all get a box of cookies.
Oh, yes! I forgot something! If you don't like the character, you can give them something negative, like a kick in the shin or a slap in the face. Also, I forgot the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. If I did, Matt would get 5 chapters worth of appearences! And he wouldn't die.
Day Two:
"You've got your first batch of questions." Kyoha said cheerfully.
"From SasatheShy:
-evil snicker- hehehehe Waha! Sorry. -clears throat- Aww the poor cast of Death Note. I guess I should ask them some questions to help get them out of there. Sadly, I can't think of a questin for each of you -frown- so yu won't all get something But Oh well!
So...
L: Just wanna say I love you! -hugs and kisses- I coulnd't resist, no fangirl could. Anyways, My questions for you are: Why do you walk like a zombie? Would you go goth if offered many cakes? Cause I think you'd look good in black -wink- just don't pierce anything :)
If you answer these you get an enitre homemade vanilla cake with chocolate frosting made by me all to yourself -you don't have to share, and on't worry I'm a fantastic cook!-
Near: You're my second fave character next to L. You're such a cutie. My only question for you right now is what are your plans now that you've defeated Kira? -hope I didn't spoil!- o.0
Near, answer please and I'll give you two 10piece animal puzzles: a tiger and a shark one to work on! YEPS! You'll probably solve both in under fifteen minutes but oh well! :)
That's all :) And thank you! -bow-
Sasa
Light glared at the speaker. "What?! None for me?!" he yelled.
"Although I cannot receive a hug nor a kiss inside this place...thank you." L hugged the air. "I do not walk like a zombie, it is the fault of my curved spine. And no, I won't go goth for you." Half a cake fell from the air and landed into L's outstretched arms.
"...I'll probably solve both puzzles in under two minutes." Near sighed. "Well, my plans are cut off now, since I'm stuck in this place for the next month. And who knows? We might be here for a couple of months, depending on how Kyoha feels... Oh, and I'll pass on the puzzles." Still, twenty pieces fell from the ceiling again and landed at Near's feet. He picked at the orange and blue pieces and sighed a heavy one again.
"From Neo-Kira:
Call me Neo-Kira...My questions will be answered in standard turn based answers...
Light or Raito which ever you perfer...Where can I obtain a trap like yours to protect my Deathnote?
Misa...Would you really give up half your life to meet Kira knowing that you would die early?
L...Do you fear Death?
Mello...This isn't a question...Stop being a royal pain in the ...
And to the author...Where is Ryuk..."
Light thought for a minute. "Keep it with you at all times." he said simply.
"Misa-Misa gave up three quarters of her life to Light-kun!" Misa said cheerfully. "Misa will do anything for Light!"
L chewed his thumbnail which he swiped across the cake to catch the frosting. "Well, taking the Kira case already endangered my life. I had a 40 percent chance of dying while working on this case."
Mello yelled several cuss words. "I am not a effing pain in the ass! Tell me, how am I effing a pain in the effing ass?!"
Kyoha paused. "Ryuk is there. You just can't see him." A shiny, juicy, red fuji apple dropped from the slot. As it was six feet away from the ground, it moved around in a semi circle and was eaten bite by bite. Soon it was gone.
"From carelineparis:
Uhh. . .yeah! I get to ask you guys questions! Okay me and my sis will ask you this ah wait spelling it again. . . these!
For Light: (sorry but I'm a Kira fan!) If you had the chance (if ever) to like someone else who would it be? Please verify what type of person you REALLY want (no more like I want smart)
For L: Ever since you were little what do you really want to be when you grow up? Aside from being a detective.
For Matt: When did you start smoking? Please verify! 3
And lastly for Mello: Could you and my sis date? You both have the same hairstyles!
P.S. Light. . . if you answer my question properly, I might be able to have mercy on you! 3
TC, Peace! And God (not Kira) bless!"
"Your question isn't clear. If you add a "be" between to and like, you could ask me who is my role model. I take it that you're asking me who I love... And the answer is nobody. Women are a huge waste of time, and any idiot screws up when they fall in love." Light finished. Misa glared at him, her red nails shining. Like claws, she raised them up to neck-level.
L drooled from the cake and looked up to the ceiling. "What I wanted to be... I always wanted to be a baker... That way I could make all these cakes..."
Matt fell asleep in the corner and woke up with a shake from Mello. "Uh... I started smoking when I was 15 I think..."
"Seriously, I don't really care if we're clones, the answer's no. Plus, I'm in this place! How can I seriously effing date? No offense, but-"
Kyoha let a picture of the said sister flutter down into Mello's hands.
"...Maybe." Mello said once he took a look. "How old is she?"
"From moonlightdemonKita:
hi everyone -
ok um first things are not really questions
L. you are so awesome -
Near, so are you and great job at solving all of it
Matt, yea they dont really mention you in the anime series
Mello, you are awesome too - great job to you too
Misa, why the hell do you let light use you like that? kira or not you should punch him for all that crap
Light, are you just crazy or something cause i didn't think it even possible for someone to be as much of an as you"
L, Near, Matt and Mello muttered a low "Thanks."
Misa looked horribly insulted. "Misa loves Light! Misa doesn't care if he uses me or not! Misa loves Light!"
L stuck his finger into his mouth absentmindedly. "But does Light love Misa?"
Light didn't answer to the question towards him. He was shocked that anybody would say something like that. (Meaning, Kyoha doesn't know what to write for that.)
"From Detective Narricks:
abuseL: Have you ever been in love with anyone? (Besides li-Shot)
Answer and I will give you Cake!
Light: Are you G-Shot Do you have your Death Note with you right now?
Answer and you will get a surprise box!
Misa: WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING!?
Answer and And i'll make sure Light marries you!
Near: Is your hair naturally white? Or did you dye it?
Answer and You will get a box of legos!
Matt: Who are you? Seriously. You wern't ANYWHERE in the manga.(To my knowledge.)
Answer and you will get... What do you want?(Besides being let out of the room, of course.)
Mello: Why do you sit so strangely and wear leather?
Answer and you will get Chocolate!"
"One person at Whammy's house..." L muttered. (Once I post my first fic you'll see who!) Another cake dropped into L's arms and with a swift whoosh, he cut it into a slice.
"No, why do you ask?" Light obviously thought that the first question was "Are you God?"
After taking many 'insults', Misa started to cry. "Misa..." She repeated her name between sobs and hiccups. "Misa is annoying? Narricks-san does not like Misa's voice?"
"Yes, it's naturally white." Near said, playing with the 10 piece puzzles. A box of lego dropped down and Near immediately started to build a fort.
Matt scoffed and puffed on the cigarette (Where did that come from?) that dangled in his mouth. "Yes, I appear in the manga at least 10 times! And so I get more smokes... I'm Mello's best friend. I found him the year I started smoking."
"I wear leather 'cause it's effing cool, that's why! And I do not sit strangely! You wanna see someone sit strangely, look at Near!" Mello prayed for the chocolate to come, but a single bar dropped. (Heh, Mello torture.)
"That's all the questions for today. Remember, review!" The voice said.
Whew! Thank you so much, everybody! I don't think Misa can take anymore insults, and I know that Mello needs more chocolate! See you, everybody! Good bye!
