Author's Note: Sorry about this chapter. It was wrote on a coach going to a TV convention. Not going to say where or when (you stalkers) although I am dressed as the 4th doctor, hugging a bow-tied suspenders man (you can guess). Allot of weird stares, I might get a sign saying "We're guys, deal with it!", well getting off topic! Anywayz let's get to the writing and reading!

- Jackel

-His BF

Jack was still there. Floating. Freezing. Being destroyed by radiation. And, generally being almost dead.

"Bored, bored. And what was that word?"

"Bored?"

"That's it." Jack smiled, twiddling his thumbs (a strange feeling inside a space-suit) and simply relaxed while letting the space suit keep him the right way up.

"You're almost dead from the vacuum of space and stuff in it, although still making jokes!"

"jokes? What was that, these are really good jokes."

"You wish floaty."

"Floaty! What was that?" Jack almost shouted, hopelessly trying to sound offended.

"Me, feet on floor. You, feet everywhere."

"Feet everywhere, what was that?"

"Hmm, well either it's you spinning, or you doing something else."
"Invitation?"

"42 other people can hear us."

"Don't care." By now Jack was grinning like a school kid.

"Flirting through about, uh, a lot of kilometres. That's new." Jack could here a smile on the (boys?) face.

"Not for me. NOW THEN, how long until I crash, I mean get close to the ISS?"

"Visual in 12 minutes."

"Wanna kill some time. How about 21 thousand questions."

"Just me and you, or everyone else?"

"I trust you."

"Did you sabotage your ship?"

"NO!" Jack said, actually offended by this, "My turn... hmm... what colour eyes do you have?"

"Creepy green. What colour hair do you have?"

"White, natural. Hmm... how long's your- shut up! I mean uhh... how long are your arms?"

"Nice save there. Really nice save." Jack heard a strange laugh. A mixture between a pig snorting and a very scared chuckle, "Okay, let's see. How old are you?"

"Seventeen. Youngest person in space. I think."

"Same age as me."

"next question..."

They continued like that for the rest of the time and eventually Jack could see the station.

"I can see it."

"One sec, requesting emergency capture for ISS, there is a stranded person in a suit about, how far are you?"

"About 40 metres."

"approximately 40 metres, please could you activate the main arm and capture him."

"Sit tight Jack, help is on it's way."

"Thanks, will this hurt."

"Probably, can you see the arm?"

"Uhh," jack searched his vision, eventually finding a thin, white, arm extending ready to catch him, "Yes-sir-ee I do see it."

"Hello, this is ISS what is your status?"

"ooh, a voice. Uhh, I am stranded with only a trace amount of pack fuel and no other mobility. My ship is destroyed and- oof!"

The arm attached to him, pulling him along with the speeding ship,

"And attached."

The arm slowly began to pull him in, luckily he couldn't here anything and he imagined it would be a little bit DEAFENING. After a few minutes it stopped next to what seemed to be a handrail and then it let go of Jack. He swung around and grabbed the rails, quickly (as quickly as he could) manoeuvring across them and entered the hatch.

When he was inside a voice told him to remove his space-suit and place it in an empty 'locker'. He did and the door slid open.

"Hi?" He said, pulling himself through. He had obviously lost more muscle as he had originally thought.

"Hello!" A voice said from behind him. He immediately spun around to see a slightly insane looking Caucasian woman. She had bright green eyes and her hair was a matching colour. It was short and she looked extremely thin (even for someone in space) although she still moved around easy enough.

"Oh, helloooo there!" He almost sang, smiling at the woman.

"I'm Fiacail, although call me Tooth." She replied, holding her arm out.

"How does that even relate to the word Tooth?" He shook her arm awkwardly (zero gravity make co-operation hard).

"You obviously don't know your Irish!" She said, still smiling like a maniac.

"Well," He raised his voice. "WHERE IS EVERYONE? HONEY I'M HOOOOOOME!"

By now Tooth was screaming with laughter, her body clenched up into a ball.

"God sake, shouting is not good." Jack heard a voice coming from behind him (again, is that a way of greeting here?). It sounded Australian and very tired. "Especially when your sleeping!"

Jack flinched and slowly turned around. He saw a large man who looked as strong as he was tall. And he looked strong.

"Is this floaty?" He asked, eyeing Jack up.

"What is with that name? YOU'RE floating too!" He almost shouted, pointing an accusing finger at him. "You're also scary."

"That's Aster, although we call him Bunny." Tooth said, tapping Jack on the shoulder and pointing at the man.

"Can I ask about your name? (or will you bite my head off?)" He asked innocently also smiling at him.

"My full name is Aster-Bunnymund Autumn. Although since I was recruited at Easter and my name has the word "Bunny" in it, the nickname started and I grew to like it." He said, crossing his arms.

"You look like more of a kangaroo person to me." Jack noticed the kangaroo tattoos all over (what you could see of his) body.

"Oi, watch it." He said, moving closer to the boy with a small angry snarl.

"Okay mister 'I am not a kangaroo GRR...'" Jack said with an angry frown, before turning to Tooth with a smile to find her bright red and trying to stop her self laughing.

"Can we get back to work now?" Bunny asked, looking down at Jack.

"Can I get back home now?" Jack asked, a cheeky smile plastered on his lips.

"Can I speak to floaty Frost?" A voice cut in on the speakers.

"Ah, hello mister Gulp!" Jack beamed, glad to hear a, sort of, familiar voice.

"That's Hiccup, Snow Man." The voice said, clear being as sarcastic as he could.

"Since when did this thing get speakers, because I don't like them." Jack said, moving to look at the other two.

"Aw, but I thought you liked to hear my voice!" The person said, putting on a fake baby-whine voice. "Don't I sound cute-y enough for woo?"

"Excuse me, if you could stop flirting for a second," Bunny tried to say, although was cut off by:

"No we can't stop flirting, and if you jack frost decide that you are going to stop flirting then you better give me your number now!" The voice on the speakers said, obviously smiling.

"Excuse me, who are you?" Tooth asked politely to whoever was speaking, hoping for a reply.

"Well, you are much politer than Jack. Although you could be a little bit more sexy is your competing against him," She and Jack blushed, "I am Hamish Haddock III, although call me Hiccup. I HATE the name Hamish. I am main communications manager of the stranded and urgent assistant astronaut calling division, and I just so happen to find Jack very scared and screaming for someone to listen. Thanks for breaking my ear-phones by the way!"

"I wasn't screaming. I was loudly shouting." Jack said, the smile on his lips growing.

"God sake, why don't you two just kiss. Oh, wait, that's why." Tooth said, listening to them flirt.

"Also, talking about kissing. I have arranged a ship to take you back to America. Somewhere in America, that is." Hiccup began to feel kinda awkward, "And guess who's going to be there to greet you?"

"Jimmy Saville?" Jack said, his face nearly touching one of the mics.

"Hardy-ha-ha snowflake. Meet you there around six-ish. One of the six's, six today, six tommorrow, six o'clock 4 days time..."

"4 DAYS?" Jack and Bunny almost screamed, both annoyed about spending 4 days together.

"Yes, your ears finally work!" Hiccup said, Jack was wondering whether he was always this se-sarcastic. NOT SEXY. I haven't even seen him yet and I have a crush. Shit.

"Yes, my ears work. Even after you've been chewing at them for just over a day." Jack replied, testing his own sarcasm.

"You want me to chew your ears then, didn't know you like that!" Hiccup replied casually, causing Jack to blush bright red and Tooth was holding back a sigh of 'congratulations, you can go and have sex now when you get back!'.

"I'd rather have you chew on something else."

"Oh."

"Yeah, a mint." Jack laughed, getting another awkwardly-normal laugh from Hiccup.

"I though Jack frost was minty, why don't I chew on you?"

"Because I think you'd get a black eye if you did."