Wow... I got two reviews the first day I had this thing posted... Cool! That's the best I've ever done... Well, because of those two reviews, I've decided to continue witht his fic. Hehehe... Don't worry people, I don't intend on having Angelica permanently damage Quatre. So, here we go...
"WHERE'S MY MILK?" Angelica yelled. "I-It's right here! I've got it! I'm coming!" Quatre hurriedly came out of the kitchen and gave the glass of milk to Angelica. Angelica took a small drink, set the glass down, and kicked Quatre again. "Ouchies..." Quatre fell to the floor. "It isn't cold enough! Go get some ice, now!" Quatre ran back to the kitchen and came back holding three ice cubes. Angelica took them and put two in her milk, then put the last one in Quatres pants. "If you even think about taking that ice cube out of there, I'll kick you again!" So Quatre stood there, shivering, with an ice cube down his pants until Angelica had finished her milk. "Now Cynthia wants to have a tea party, so SIT DOWN!" Quatre sat down and Angelica got out her little tea set. "Drink!" "But there's no tea there." "It's pink tea, and it's good tea. NOW DRINK!"
Trowa exited the bathroom. "That was just... Just plain gross..." Trowa happened to pass by the room in which Quatre and Angelica were. "Huh? Quatre, what are you doing? Is there even anything in that cup?" Quatres hand was shaking badly as he set down the tea cup. "Y-Y-Yes.... I-It's t-t-t-tea...." Trowa couldn't figure out why Quatre was shaking. "Why are you shaking like that?" "Partly from f-f-fear, and p-partly fr-from this ice cube in my pants..." Trowa reached inside Quatre pants and removed the ice cube. "Why do you have an ice cube in your pants?" Quatre pointed at Angelica. "She put it there and told me if I took it out, she'd kick me again. Between the legs." Trowa was furious. He marched over to Angelica and told her to leave Quatre alone. Angelica, in response, kicked Trowa. "OWWWWWW!!!" "Sit down and drink some tea!" Angelica demanded. "There isn't any tea in those cups!" Quatre tapped Trowa on the shoulder and shook his head. "Don't argue with her, Trowa, please! She'll hurt us! It's pink tea, and it's good tea!"
Phil entered the house. "I wonder why he hasn't come back yet?" Lil wandered around, looking for Trowa. Then he found him. "Oh, no! Angelicas got him! Leave them alone, Angelica!" Angelica stomped over to Phil. "And what are you going to do about it if I don't, hmmm?" Phil saw no other option but to run. And so Phil ran down to the basement to find Tommy. "Tommy! Angelicas got Towtruck and Quarter!" Tommy stopped looking for pirate treasure, and he, Chucky, Phil, Duo, and Heero made a plan to save Trowa and Quatre from the evil Angelica...
Betty batted her eyelashes at Wufei. "Uh... Why are you doing that?" He asked fearfully. "(I think she likes you.)" Lil whispered. "I'm flirting with you. Flirt back!" Betty kicked Wufei (Between the legs, of course) under the table. "OW! But... I already told you, I'm gay! I am not attracted to women!" Betty kicked him again. "You can stop playing hard to get now, you know. It's starting to annoy me..." Then Treize walked by their table, and Wufei grabbed his arm. "I'm serious! This is my boyfriend!" Treize pinched himself. "OW! Nope, I'm not dreaming... What kind of a cruel joke is..." Treize was cut short when Wufei kissed him. "(If you go along with it, you can be my boyfriend, okay?)" Treize nodded his head quickly. "Wow..." "What? He's your boyfriend? You mean you really are... You know....?" Wufei nodded. "Wha? And to think, I loved you!" Betty began to cry, and then she slapped Wufei and ran out the door. "Thanks Treize. Now I've got to get Lil back to the Pickles' house..." Treize stepped in front of Wufei. "Wufei? What about what you said?" "I meant it. Tonight at 8 good for you?" Treize fainted. "Guess so. Let's go, Lil."
"Hmmm... So that little girl is forcing Trowa and Quatre to do whatever she wants? Yeah, right. I'll go show her a thing or two... I'm going to go save Quatre and Trowa from the clutches of the evil little girl, okay? Bye." Duo ran up the stairs and then looked for the two prisoners. "Oh, there you are. So, you're the evil little girl that's got these two cowering in fear, huh?" Quatre and Trowa looked up at Duo in fear. "Duo, don't make her mad!" Trowa begged. "Huh? Are you guys actually afraid of her?" Trowa nodded his head. "She's dangerous, Duo! Run, while you still can!" Duo looked at the two boys as if they were insane. Then Angelica made her move... "Hehehehehe.... And now it's your turn!" She said, and kicked Duo, but, just because Duo's my favorite gundam pilot (And 'cause he's so damn cute) Angelica missed and just kicked him in the leg, but it still hurt like hell, and so Duo, like Quatre and Trowa before him, fell to the ground. "Now, drink the tea!" "What tea? There IS no tea!" Trowa stared at Duo fearfully. "Duo! It's pink tea, and it's good tea! Drink it, fast, before she kills us all!"
"Tommy, that is without a doubt the worst plan I've ever heard." Tommy frowned. "Well, what do you think we should do, Heero?" "I think we should go up there, grab Angelica, and SELF DESTRUCT!!!" Chucky ran and hid under the pile of clothes they had seen earlier. "Or we could just call a friend of mine. I'm sure he'd be able to save them." "Who is your friend?" "Cledus T. Judd. I'm certain he'll be able to save them from Angelica." And so Heero called Cledus and asked him to come over to the Pickles house and help rescue Quatre, Trowa, and Duo from the demonic-a Angelica.
Cledus pulled up in the driveway in his Deloriun. "Okay, this sure looks like the place." Cledus opened up the door and stepped inside. "HeerO? Where are ya?" Heero opened the basement door and peeked out, then motioned for Cledus to follow him. Cledus went down into the basement. "Okay, so what's goin' on here?" Heero explained the situation. "Well... I could distract her while you rescue those guys. I'll be fine, she won't be able to hurt me." He explained his plan, and Heero, Tommy, Phil, and Chucky all agreed to it. "All right. Here goes..."
"Now Cynthia wants... A hundred bajillion dollars!" "That kind of money doesn't exist, kid. It isn't even a real number." Duo said. Angelica kicked him again (Once again missing his genitals, and instead leaving a rather nasty bruise on his leg). "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! Okay, Quatre, you're rich. Give her money, and QUICK!" Quatre pulled somewhere around 20,000 dollars out of his pocket and gave it to Angelica. Angelica laughed maniacally. Then Wufei entered the house, and made the mistake of saying there was no tea in the tea cups...
"OW! DAMN YOU!" "Well, by the sound of that, I'd say Wufei has fallen victim to the evil Angelica as well. We must act fast." Heero said. So they all climbed up the stairs and went to their assigned positions. Cledus approached Angelica. "Hmmm... You know wot? I think there's somethin' a bit odd about you, little girl... Oh, that's what it is!" Then Cledus began to sing, and this is what he sang...
"She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars
a quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins.
Can't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed,
goes to the bathroom then she comes back again.
She thinks she looks just like Madonna when she runs her greasy finger through her bleach blond hair.
Most times, she'll place another order, and lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair!
She's got a butt, bigger than the Beatles,
eatin' me out of house and home.
Her booby size, well it oughta be illegal, she has a hard time sittin' on the throne.
Hamburgers, hot dogs, cheese fries and coleslaw, a dozen bearclaws, yum yum yum!
Loves sausage links,
Hates diet drinks.
Takes up both seats in a two seater car.
Her doctor said
'lay off the bread.'
But he didn't say nothin' bout a snickers bar!
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon and she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine.
Then she'll lay, spread out on the hammock, after she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
folks make fun 'cause she's overgrown.
Her rumps shaped like a volkswagen beetle,
she gives new meanin' to the words big boned.
Bagels and cream cheese, vaniller ice cream, a tub of whipped cream, yum yum yum!
No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame, down at Jenny Craigs.
When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house, they'll bring in more ham and eggs.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs.
It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles,
Deon Sanders better leave 'er alone. (Don't have a clue how to spell that.)
Try chicken (Couldn't understand the lyrics here), or a fat free milkshake,
enough for gods sakes, stop the insanity!
Weight watchers, yeah. Weight watchers, yeah."
Angelica ran at Cledus and kicked him. "Aaaaaaoooooowwww!!! That hurt." Angelica kicked Cledus repeatedly, and as soon as the four gundam pilots had been rescued, Cledus ran out the door. "Whew, I'm glad I got out of there. That little girl is worse than the devil with a headache..."
"Everyone okay?" Heero asked once they had all gotten down to the basement. "I didn't get hurt too badly, but I think Quatre and Trowa are going to need to see a doctor... And Quatre is probably going to need a psychologist, too." Trowa was over by Quatre, who was huddled up in a corner, trying to comfort him. "Poor guy..." Duo added. Wufei got kicked one less time than me, so I'm sure he's fine too." Wufei glared at Duo. "No, actually I got kicked one time more than you... And I got slapped, too. Some bitch named Betty came up to me at the park and forced me to take her to lunch, even after I told her I'm gay. She didn't believe me, and I got kicked twice because of it. And I got slapped because I kissed Treize and told Betty he's my boyfriend. Which he is, now, by the way..." Duo laughed. "Well, looks like you had a pretty bad day, too."
Not very long afterwards, Drew and Deedee got home. "Oh, thank you boys for watching the kids, and here's your pay." Heero took the money. "I hope they weren't too difficult..." She added as she saw Quatre. "Aw, nothing too much worse than we've had happen to us before." Duo told her. Deedee sighed in relief. "Oh, good, I thought they might have given you some trouble." Then the gundam pilots went back to their house.
The next day... The phone rang. Heero reluctantly made himself pick it up. "It's just barely past 6 am. What do you want?" The person on the other end talked for a while, and Heeros eyes went wide. "O-Okay... We'll be there..." Heero woke Duo. "Duo! Duo! We have to babysit those kids again! What are we going to do?!?"
To be continued...
Hehehe... See? No permanent damage was done to anyone. Yet. Except for maybe the psychological damage done to Quatre. That might be permanent. By the way, if you like that song, read my other fanfic Christmas, Christmas. It's got lots of 'em, and it's very entertaining. Regarding this fanfic, I had fun writing it, just like I do with just about all of my fics, and so hopefully you liked reading it. Um... One other thing. What the hell does OOC mean? Out Of Character, or something, perhaps? Tell me! And now, I must end this chapter. Don't forget... REVIEEEEEWWW!!! Byebye!
"WHERE'S MY MILK?" Angelica yelled. "I-It's right here! I've got it! I'm coming!" Quatre hurriedly came out of the kitchen and gave the glass of milk to Angelica. Angelica took a small drink, set the glass down, and kicked Quatre again. "Ouchies..." Quatre fell to the floor. "It isn't cold enough! Go get some ice, now!" Quatre ran back to the kitchen and came back holding three ice cubes. Angelica took them and put two in her milk, then put the last one in Quatres pants. "If you even think about taking that ice cube out of there, I'll kick you again!" So Quatre stood there, shivering, with an ice cube down his pants until Angelica had finished her milk. "Now Cynthia wants to have a tea party, so SIT DOWN!" Quatre sat down and Angelica got out her little tea set. "Drink!" "But there's no tea there." "It's pink tea, and it's good tea. NOW DRINK!"
Trowa exited the bathroom. "That was just... Just plain gross..." Trowa happened to pass by the room in which Quatre and Angelica were. "Huh? Quatre, what are you doing? Is there even anything in that cup?" Quatres hand was shaking badly as he set down the tea cup. "Y-Y-Yes.... I-It's t-t-t-tea...." Trowa couldn't figure out why Quatre was shaking. "Why are you shaking like that?" "Partly from f-f-fear, and p-partly fr-from this ice cube in my pants..." Trowa reached inside Quatre pants and removed the ice cube. "Why do you have an ice cube in your pants?" Quatre pointed at Angelica. "She put it there and told me if I took it out, she'd kick me again. Between the legs." Trowa was furious. He marched over to Angelica and told her to leave Quatre alone. Angelica, in response, kicked Trowa. "OWWWWWW!!!" "Sit down and drink some tea!" Angelica demanded. "There isn't any tea in those cups!" Quatre tapped Trowa on the shoulder and shook his head. "Don't argue with her, Trowa, please! She'll hurt us! It's pink tea, and it's good tea!"
Phil entered the house. "I wonder why he hasn't come back yet?" Lil wandered around, looking for Trowa. Then he found him. "Oh, no! Angelicas got him! Leave them alone, Angelica!" Angelica stomped over to Phil. "And what are you going to do about it if I don't, hmmm?" Phil saw no other option but to run. And so Phil ran down to the basement to find Tommy. "Tommy! Angelicas got Towtruck and Quarter!" Tommy stopped looking for pirate treasure, and he, Chucky, Phil, Duo, and Heero made a plan to save Trowa and Quatre from the evil Angelica...
Betty batted her eyelashes at Wufei. "Uh... Why are you doing that?" He asked fearfully. "(I think she likes you.)" Lil whispered. "I'm flirting with you. Flirt back!" Betty kicked Wufei (Between the legs, of course) under the table. "OW! But... I already told you, I'm gay! I am not attracted to women!" Betty kicked him again. "You can stop playing hard to get now, you know. It's starting to annoy me..." Then Treize walked by their table, and Wufei grabbed his arm. "I'm serious! This is my boyfriend!" Treize pinched himself. "OW! Nope, I'm not dreaming... What kind of a cruel joke is..." Treize was cut short when Wufei kissed him. "(If you go along with it, you can be my boyfriend, okay?)" Treize nodded his head quickly. "Wow..." "What? He's your boyfriend? You mean you really are... You know....?" Wufei nodded. "Wha? And to think, I loved you!" Betty began to cry, and then she slapped Wufei and ran out the door. "Thanks Treize. Now I've got to get Lil back to the Pickles' house..." Treize stepped in front of Wufei. "Wufei? What about what you said?" "I meant it. Tonight at 8 good for you?" Treize fainted. "Guess so. Let's go, Lil."
"Hmmm... So that little girl is forcing Trowa and Quatre to do whatever she wants? Yeah, right. I'll go show her a thing or two... I'm going to go save Quatre and Trowa from the clutches of the evil little girl, okay? Bye." Duo ran up the stairs and then looked for the two prisoners. "Oh, there you are. So, you're the evil little girl that's got these two cowering in fear, huh?" Quatre and Trowa looked up at Duo in fear. "Duo, don't make her mad!" Trowa begged. "Huh? Are you guys actually afraid of her?" Trowa nodded his head. "She's dangerous, Duo! Run, while you still can!" Duo looked at the two boys as if they were insane. Then Angelica made her move... "Hehehehehe.... And now it's your turn!" She said, and kicked Duo, but, just because Duo's my favorite gundam pilot (And 'cause he's so damn cute) Angelica missed and just kicked him in the leg, but it still hurt like hell, and so Duo, like Quatre and Trowa before him, fell to the ground. "Now, drink the tea!" "What tea? There IS no tea!" Trowa stared at Duo fearfully. "Duo! It's pink tea, and it's good tea! Drink it, fast, before she kills us all!"
"Tommy, that is without a doubt the worst plan I've ever heard." Tommy frowned. "Well, what do you think we should do, Heero?" "I think we should go up there, grab Angelica, and SELF DESTRUCT!!!" Chucky ran and hid under the pile of clothes they had seen earlier. "Or we could just call a friend of mine. I'm sure he'd be able to save them." "Who is your friend?" "Cledus T. Judd. I'm certain he'll be able to save them from Angelica." And so Heero called Cledus and asked him to come over to the Pickles house and help rescue Quatre, Trowa, and Duo from the demonic-a Angelica.
Cledus pulled up in the driveway in his Deloriun. "Okay, this sure looks like the place." Cledus opened up the door and stepped inside. "HeerO? Where are ya?" Heero opened the basement door and peeked out, then motioned for Cledus to follow him. Cledus went down into the basement. "Okay, so what's goin' on here?" Heero explained the situation. "Well... I could distract her while you rescue those guys. I'll be fine, she won't be able to hurt me." He explained his plan, and Heero, Tommy, Phil, and Chucky all agreed to it. "All right. Here goes..."
"Now Cynthia wants... A hundred bajillion dollars!" "That kind of money doesn't exist, kid. It isn't even a real number." Duo said. Angelica kicked him again (Once again missing his genitals, and instead leaving a rather nasty bruise on his leg). "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!! Okay, Quatre, you're rich. Give her money, and QUICK!" Quatre pulled somewhere around 20,000 dollars out of his pocket and gave it to Angelica. Angelica laughed maniacally. Then Wufei entered the house, and made the mistake of saying there was no tea in the tea cups...
"OW! DAMN YOU!" "Well, by the sound of that, I'd say Wufei has fallen victim to the evil Angelica as well. We must act fast." Heero said. So they all climbed up the stairs and went to their assigned positions. Cledus approached Angelica. "Hmmm... You know wot? I think there's somethin' a bit odd about you, little girl... Oh, that's what it is!" Then Cledus began to sing, and this is what he sang...
"She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars
a quart of sweet tea and fried pork skins.
Can't get enough, eats 'til she's stuffed,
goes to the bathroom then she comes back again.
She thinks she looks just like Madonna when she runs her greasy finger through her bleach blond hair.
Most times, she'll place another order, and lordy have mercy on that little bitty chair!
She's got a butt, bigger than the Beatles,
eatin' me out of house and home.
Her booby size, well it oughta be illegal, she has a hard time sittin' on the throne.
Hamburgers, hot dogs, cheese fries and coleslaw, a dozen bearclaws, yum yum yum!
Loves sausage links,
Hates diet drinks.
Takes up both seats in a two seater car.
Her doctor said
'lay off the bread.'
But he didn't say nothin' bout a snickers bar!
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon and she'd never eat a salad or a lean cuisine.
Then she'll lay, spread out on the hammock, after she's done her damage at the Dairy Queen.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
folks make fun 'cause she's overgrown.
Her rumps shaped like a volkswagen beetle,
she gives new meanin' to the words big boned.
Bagels and cream cheese, vaniller ice cream, a tub of whipped cream, yum yum yum!
No you won't find her name on the weight loss of fame, down at Jenny Craigs.
When she cleans 'em out at the waffle house, they'll bring in more ham and eggs.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles,
her favorite food is chocolate ding dongs.
It's wide enough to play line backer for the Eagles,
Deon Sanders better leave 'er alone. (Don't have a clue how to spell that.)
Try chicken (Couldn't understand the lyrics here), or a fat free milkshake,
enough for gods sakes, stop the insanity!
Weight watchers, yeah. Weight watchers, yeah."
Angelica ran at Cledus and kicked him. "Aaaaaaoooooowwww!!! That hurt." Angelica kicked Cledus repeatedly, and as soon as the four gundam pilots had been rescued, Cledus ran out the door. "Whew, I'm glad I got out of there. That little girl is worse than the devil with a headache..."
"Everyone okay?" Heero asked once they had all gotten down to the basement. "I didn't get hurt too badly, but I think Quatre and Trowa are going to need to see a doctor... And Quatre is probably going to need a psychologist, too." Trowa was over by Quatre, who was huddled up in a corner, trying to comfort him. "Poor guy..." Duo added. Wufei got kicked one less time than me, so I'm sure he's fine too." Wufei glared at Duo. "No, actually I got kicked one time more than you... And I got slapped, too. Some bitch named Betty came up to me at the park and forced me to take her to lunch, even after I told her I'm gay. She didn't believe me, and I got kicked twice because of it. And I got slapped because I kissed Treize and told Betty he's my boyfriend. Which he is, now, by the way..." Duo laughed. "Well, looks like you had a pretty bad day, too."
Not very long afterwards, Drew and Deedee got home. "Oh, thank you boys for watching the kids, and here's your pay." Heero took the money. "I hope they weren't too difficult..." She added as she saw Quatre. "Aw, nothing too much worse than we've had happen to us before." Duo told her. Deedee sighed in relief. "Oh, good, I thought they might have given you some trouble." Then the gundam pilots went back to their house.
The next day... The phone rang. Heero reluctantly made himself pick it up. "It's just barely past 6 am. What do you want?" The person on the other end talked for a while, and Heeros eyes went wide. "O-Okay... We'll be there..." Heero woke Duo. "Duo! Duo! We have to babysit those kids again! What are we going to do?!?"
To be continued...
Hehehe... See? No permanent damage was done to anyone. Yet. Except for maybe the psychological damage done to Quatre. That might be permanent. By the way, if you like that song, read my other fanfic Christmas, Christmas. It's got lots of 'em, and it's very entertaining. Regarding this fanfic, I had fun writing it, just like I do with just about all of my fics, and so hopefully you liked reading it. Um... One other thing. What the hell does OOC mean? Out Of Character, or something, perhaps? Tell me! And now, I must end this chapter. Don't forget... REVIEEEEEWWW!!! Byebye!