Another chapter, I really love this fanfic. It's so fun for me to write. Still I need to also focus on my other stories too… lol I really should.

I walked into the bathroom, took one look at the shower, then walked out and glared at Gaara who was watching TV on my couch eating my bags of popcorn. "What did you do?" I asked angrily as he looked up at me with a blank expression for a moment.

"Oh… that." he said then walked into the bathroom and examined the fallen shower curtain. "It freaked me out." He stated then turned to leave making me grip his wrist tightly.

"What about my shower curtain could possibly freak you out?" I asked making him stare at me for a moment then sigh.

"It's covered in blood." Gaara explained making me look at the curtain then at him. Yep he's crazier than I thought. You would think he would earn back his sanity after he lost his demon but apparently that's not the case.

"It is not!" I cried making him raise his eyebrows at me before rolling his eyes. "The curtains are just a dark red color!" I informed him making the boy shake his head.

"Why are some parts of it darker than others?" He asked making me think for a second then remember.

"Oh yea Naruto…" I muttered then sighed. "Blood is too much of a pain to get out." I continued then shook my head and allowed him to go back to his television after he fixed my curtains. Suddenly the door bell rang making me head toward the door cautiously.

When I opened the door Naruto was staring at me with pleading bitter eyes. I almost slammed the door on his puppy face but then decided to show Gaara how normal people act with their guests, in polite kind manners.

"What do you need, buddy and pal?" I asked making him look at me oddly. Gaara snickered at me making me glare at them both which are pretty hard to do but I accomplished it.

"Neji is trying to get me to go out with someone!" Naruto whined making me sigh then turn away and retreat to my room. Forget impressing Gaara. I'm not the girl for this crap.

Let Gaara deal with this…. I know where this conversation will go if I stay in the room. And no. I am not going out with Naruto. I don't want to… he's a crazy little man… who pushes my buttons by being so helpless and cute at times. I hate it, but I guess you can just call me stubborn.

I could hear poor Gaara trying to escape Naruto's clutches. Suddenly I remembered yet another rule of my babysitting gig. Don't let Gaara and Sasuke kill Naruto… Immediately I ran downstairs. Luckily I was able to take the kunai away from him just in time for the idiot to escape.

I turned to Gaara then and smirked. "So how is your second day of being baby sat going?" I asked earning a glare. "Yea I thought so." I nodded then watched television with him. What am I going to do to survive this whole month? It'll suck.

"You are kind of cute when you get angry and controlling like that." He commented with a bored look on his face. I smirked then crossed my legs and watched immature shows with him.

Gaara Pov

Of course it freaked me out when I realized what I said but it doesn't really matter since she didn't seem to care which is great. Especially since she's my baby- I mean guard. I started to pay attention to the show she was watching… School Rumble?

In about five seconds we were both laughing at everything about the show. Poor Harima! He always gets caught in the worst positions ever! We continued laughing until we finished the series on her DVD player. We both watched the preview of the next episode then tried to kill the TV when we found out that no; apparently the gun episode will not ever show. Because the series is over.

"I admit, your taste in TV shows rocks… EXCEPT FOR THE WHAT THE CRAP ENDING!!!!" I screamed at the TV willing it to play the next episode that will never show.

I watched her expression turn from surprise to laughter. "I've never seen you so… open before! Dude you're a freak." She cried making me sweat drop then glare and turn away from her. Right when I started to enjoy myself she had to ruin it.

That girl is such a jerk! One day I'll get her back… I'll get her back so harshly that she will cry at my feet! I shall win and force her to do my biding! Mwahaha!

"Hey Gaara? You have that crazies' look in your eye right now." Sakura said making me turn and glare. No! She will not make my sweat drop again!

Dude… you're a freak.

No! Shukaku you left! You're gone!

Sadly I'm you… I'm not Shukaku… you're just a freak dude

Fine! I don't want to talk to you anymore!

At least I'm not the crazy one having a conversation with myself!

"Yes you are!" I shouted making Sakura look at me oddly before pretending to be busy.

"Okay well I'm going to go out now and… um… talk to a doctor." Sakura said attempting to escape the apartment.

I stared at the empty apartment for a moment. Maybe I am insane… oh well. At least I get to know that I drove Sakura crazy enough to leave her own apartment before I figured it out. I laughed gently and thought about what tomorrow will be like. Maybe the white men will come by and take me away.

That'd be hilarious considering that I'm the Kazekage. It says a lot about my people doesn't it? Haha I'm being crazy again. Oh well. I should glare at the wall trying to mimic Sasuke or something while I wait for Sakura to come home and find me here in this miserable mess. I always hate it whenever I think too much.

Sakura Pov

"Should I try to get Gaara help or myself help since I like it when he's crazy?" I asked myself as Neji looked up at my apartment in horror.

"I've looked all over Konoha for hours looking for your place, and here I find out… you were my neighbor this whole time? This is… crap." He sighed making me glare.

"So that's how Naruto is able to get to place so much faster now?!" I growled as he held up his hands in surrender.

"I just wanted to ask you if you would go on a date with Naruto. I just want you to try to go out with Naruto. I don't think he'll ever get a girl at this rate." He sighed as I already begun to shake my head no without even thinking about it.

"Please Sakura? Who knows! You might fall in love with him!" Neji cried making me smirk at him.

"Was your first night that bad?" I asked making him look away giving me my answer.

"Fine but you have to give him the money to pay for it. We're going out to the movie… Toy Story in 3-D!!!! I have to see that movie!" I cried making Neji stare at me oddly for a moment before grinning.

"So you will? You really will go out with him!" He cried actual tears making me realize how desperately he needed Naruto to get hitched.

""Ugh fine…" I groaned making Neji happy dance. "You are turning into such a crack head." Neji didn't seem to care about the insult as long as it's possible for Naruto to finally leave him.

"Oh yea Sasuke might come sometime tonight or so. Get ready since Gaara and Sasuke in the same house? Dude you're going to have blood everywhere." Neji smirked making me stare at him for a moment.

"I don't think I would mind actually." I said thinking about paintings of blood and how cool that sounds. Then again Tsunade would kill me. Neji looked at me oddly then shook his head.

"What do I care if you're a crazy freakazoid as long as you go out with Naruto." He said making me stare at him oddly for a moment.

Gaara's Pov

I glanced out the window to see Sakura and Neji talking. As soon as I saw Neji start dancing I turned away willing myself to not become any more traumatized on this trip. Suddenly there was a knock on the door making me groan. Crap… I can't make Sakura get it since she's outside.

"Hello Sakura, baby." Sasuke purred making me slam the door in his face. If I knew opening the door would traumatize me then no I would never have opened it, especially since Sasuke was wearing black spandex, and had a rose in his hand.

"Gaara! What are you doing here?!" Sasuke shouted through the door making me ignore him and turn on the tv. I wonder if anything good's on right now. Maybe I should play school rumble loud enough so I don't have to listen to Sasuke anymore.

Suddenly he walked into the apartment through the window. "I should have locked it." I said simply then turned back to watching Kodocha. I don't know why I'm randomly watching Sakura's anime but it's… just so hilarious!

"Come on tell me what's going on!" Sasuke demanded tossing his rose to the side as he crossed his arms and glared at me. I ignored him like how I ignore Temari and hoped he'd go away eventually just like her. "Dude, you have to tell me!" He growled making me glance over at him and the spandex.

"Those clothes make you look fat." I said simply making him gasp and run into her bathroom to look in the mirror. I ignored the screams of horror and continued watching the show. I like Akito. He's pretty cool.

Instantly Sakura walked inside looking exhausted. "What happened to you?" I asked making her pause for a moment before sighing.

"Neji's trying to get Naruto hitched so he convinced me to go out with him tonight. I need a nice and relaxing bath." She sighed and started to walk into the bathroom. I decided it would be better not to warn her so I can listen to the beautiful sounds of her reaction.

"Here is comes." I smirked as I listened to the gasps. 'What the crap' and then the sound of her kicking him out of the bathroom and firmly locking the door before screaming in the bathroom. "Life really sucks doesn't it Sakura?" I called making her scream again. Heh heh.

Sasuke walked up to the couch and sat beside me. I played the first episode from the beginning then we both sighed heavily before watching it. "A whole month of this, huh?" Sasuke asked.

"Yep a whole month." I sighed.

Another scream rang out from the bathroom, making me turn up the volume.