1. People are still in shock from the revelation of Kenpachi and Soi Fong, let alone that they have children.

2. Soi Fong named their first child Ichiro, which surprised Kenpachi (who had something else in mind).

3. The next time she got pregnant, Kenpachi broached the subject of names with her before the child was born.

4. He was shocked to find that she planned to name this one 'Second'.

5. Kenpachi took over naming their children after that. And he happens to be much better at it than Soi Fong.

6. They now have Ichiro, Mika, Sumi, Akira, and Etsu.

7. There is a petition going around asking them to PLEASE stop having children. It currently has over 2,000 signatures.

8. Those 2,000 signatures include Shihouin Yoruichi, Madarame Ikkaku, almost every other captain and all of the vice-captains excluding Yachiru.

9. Soi Fong used to make Omaeda watch the children – who did everything imaginable to him. After Sumi's birth, he begged Yamamoto to put him into another division! Any division! And Omaeda got transferred to the eleventh division. He has since retired from being a shinigami.

10. Yamamoto is one of the captains who has not signed the petition. Unohana Retsu and Kuchiki Byakuya are the others – though why they haven't signed it is beyond everyone.

11. Yachiru loves her younger 'siblings'. Especially Etsu, who can draw. And uses said skill in ways that make Yachiru's drawings look like compliments.

12. Nobody ever goes after Etsu because A) Her parents are scary and B) Her siblings are scary and there's four of them.

13. Kurotsuchi Mayuri found this out the hard way when he tried to kidnap Etsu and make her a guinea pig in response to some of the (eerily correct) artwork she did about him and then distributed about the Gotei-13.

14. Needless to say, Yamamoto found himself needing a new twelfth division captain after that particular episode. He then came up with the rule that Etsu was NOT to be touched.

15. But the pictures stopped soon after a certain picture of Soi Fong and Kenpachi was drawn. Now Etsu is only allowed to draw pictures of plants and animals.

16. It was actually Mika who drew that picture. But it doesn't really matter. She only drew it on a dare from Sumi.

17. Yoruichi thought it would be funny to switch forms in front of Ichiro when he was fourteen. He took one look at her, took off his pants and shirt, gave them to her, and walked away.

18. Yoruichi had to stand there for five minutes to recover from shock. She then put the clothes on and went in search of Soi Fong, who wanted to know exactly what Yoruichi had done to her eldest son.

19. When Yoruichi told her exactly happened, Soi Fong couldn't stop laughing. It sounded exactly like Ichiro.

20. Yoruichi appearing in front of him naked is one of Ichiro's most cherished memories.

21. His most cherished memories also include when Mika pantsed Ikkaku

22. That's the reason Ikkaku signed the petition. Especially since Yumichika was right there, too.

23.Mika likes pantsing people. Before he retired, Omaeda was her favorite target.

24. She still pantses him occasionally, though he tries harder and harder not to be found. She's recently taken to using kidou to blow his pants off, especially in VERY public places.

25. Soi Fong can't keep a vice-captain because of her children, but it doesn't really bother her. She uses paperwork as a punishment, and her children are constantly getting into trouble.

26. Especially after she started teaching them kidou. She admits that probably wasn't her most brilliant plan.

27. After she started teaching them kidou, Kenpachi complained about the fact that now none of them could be in the eleventh division. They got into an argument over that.

28. Soi Fong got pregnant again that day.

29. Three months later when she could no longer hide it, the 46 and Yamamoto finally signed the No More Children petition. Six children was enough.

30. Then they found out Soi Fong was pregnant with twins.

31. Kuchiki-taichou and Unohana-taichou still haven't signed that petition. People don't really wonder about Unohana-taichou, but they do wonder about Kuchiki-taichou.

32. Mika didn't start learning kidou from Soi Fong. She started learning it from Kuchiki-taichou. No one's quite figured that one out yet, and if they did, why would Kuchiki-taichou bother?

33. Mika's convinced he's trying to get Unohana-taichou to believe he'll be a good father. She even mentioned that fact to him one day.

34. She now has the distinction of being the only living person to have seen Kuchiki-taichou blush. But she hasn't mentioned that to anyone. She would probably die if she did.

35. None of the five of Soi Fong and Kenpachi's born children have been able to annoy Kuchiki-taichou or Unohana-taichou, though they have caused Kurotsuchi-taichou to have a complete mental breakdown and commit suicide.

36. No one's quite sure if Etsu did it on her own or if she had help. None of them are talking. And none of them includes Soi Fong and Kenpachi.

37. Kurotsuchi Mayuri was replaced with Urahara Kisuke…which means that Yoruichi came back, too. And they brought their kid with them. Their kid that's the same age as Sumi.

38. Sumi started spending lots of time in the twelfth division. It has something to do with Soi Fong being pregnant. And the fact that she likes spending time with Michiko (Kisuke and Yoruichi's daughter).

39. Yoruichi wasn't really bothered by this in the beginning, seeing as Sumi looks so innocent what with her honey-brown hair and blue-green eyes and the fact she's almost a perfect miniature of Soi Fong. Then she opened her mouth, and it was over.

40. Of all the children, Sumi acts the most like Kenpachi. It's actually kind of weird, because she's the only one who got the short gene from Soi Fong.

41. But she and Michiko go very well together – and the Gotei-13 have tried every trick in the book and then some to separate them so that there can be peace again. They have not succeeded.

42. They then decided that Akira, even though he's a boy and younger than them, could hang with them. They are currently working on making him a fluent cusser.

43. Yoruichi is no longer unbeaten at tag – with help from Sumi, Akira actually managed to beat her.

44. And she didn't go into shock, she just said something about the fact they were Soi Fong's kids and it should be expected of them.

45. Now the Gotei-13 is really not looking forward to when they go to the Shinigami Academy. And when they actually become shinigami. Though what makes most of them shit their pants is the fact that at least one of them is going to end up as a captain somewhere. Though one of them might actually manage as their mother's vice-captain.