-In order again. Thanks for the first two reviews, glad you thought a few of the things I put down. Now most of these is not during the game, but are thing a friend of mine and myself thought up while talking over the phone, please enjoy because you are about to step into our little world… Eee hee!-
~Scene: After rescuing Talo from the Bokoblins. He stopped you near the first cave you entered before.
Talo: If you hadn't come, Link… Gee, me and that monkey would've gotten eaten, probably!
Link: (I think I would like you better of that way… hold on a sec and I will go make another wooden cage…)
Talo: She's actually a pretty nice gal, that monkey… She tried to protect me, so we got captured together.
Link: (Ain't that just so darn romantic? But come on seriously help me find some wood! I regret saving you now!)
Talo: Um, Link…You're not gonna mention this to my dad, are you?
Link: (I will just lie I guess. Maybe the stupid kid will actually learn something, like… he shouldn't want to play with my swords! Stupid kid.)
Talo: He's always telling me to never, EVER go into the forest, 'cause he says it's dangerous… So you really can't tell him Really! You have to promise!
Link: (Yeah whatever just hurry up so the next scene can come up.)
~Scene: When you are in the cell as Wolf Link.
Wolf Link: (What the crap?! Where am I?!) *He glares around the cell, feeling all fluffy because of the fur* (Dang it! My life sucks!!! First my uncle or grandfather or whatever he is to me dies, second my happy little life as a forest elf screws up and the Deku Tree dies and I fall I fell asleep through seven stinking years to find that stupid Ganondorf stole the Triforce of Power and took over this stupid world, thirdly after being sent back through time I get mugged by some freak in a mask with two stupid fairies and I fall down a dumb hole and get turned into a ugly looking plant thingy, fourth Zelda who can't protect herself from anything thing gets turned to stone and then some purple dude opens a box that unleashes creepy monsters and then I had to collect four elements just to get the Four Sword back together, fifth my not-really sister gets kidnapped and I have to go with some stupid pirates and save random people and save the world, and now I have to save the stupid stinking world again. Why do I always have to be the guy who saves this stupid pathetic piece of land?)
(Scene changes, Midna talks to Wolf Link)
Midna: Eat bread! *talks in weird dialect*
Wolf Link: (What?! Why would I want to eat bread?!)
Midna: Brad Pitt's gay!!!
Wolf Link: (What?! Now you are really not making since! Why do I always end up with these stupid sidekicks? First Navi and now this… whatever she is.)
~Scene: Link is talking to Renado.
Link: (Okay, is this dude or whatever a girl… or a guy? His hair is braided and he looks like a girl… that robe makes him look more like a girl.)
Renado: *says something, but Link doesn't pay attention*
(Luda shows up)
Link: (Oh my gosh! What is with this family? That kid looks like a boy!!!)
~Scene: Link is standing in front of the Goron Tribe in Death Mountain.
Link: (Oh my gosh! It's a whole tribe of naked fat guys! Wait… there's no women… so… how do they give birth?) *looks at a Goron guy* (Eeew! That guy needs to wear bra or something!)
~~Scene: Link fights a gazillion bad guys and picks up a rupee.
Link: All right!!! I gotta rupee!!! Awesome!!!
Midna: Oh my gosh! You are getting excited overa stupid rupee?!
Link: *turns to face Midna* Well uh yeah! Its all shiny and prettiful!!!
Midna: So!
Link: AND I can buy crap with it!!!
Midna: What kind of Hero of Hyrule and Twilight ARE YOU?!
Link: The kind that likes shiny and prettiful rupees! See how it glistens like a million diamonds of beauty? *looks dreamily at rupee*
Midna: *slaps forehead* I'm saving Hyrule and the Twilight Realm with an idiot.
~~Scene: Link is talking to Midna about Princess Zelda.
Link: At least in the other games she did something! And this one she is just sitting and doing nothing!
Midna:
~~Scene: Link and Midna are in the middle of Castle Town, people are staring at them.
Link: What are you all looking at?
Man: Well… aren't you with Zelda and not Midna?
Link: How can people think we are supposed to be together?! We barely even know each other!
Midna: Wait… your two timing me?!
Link: What?! No! I just said- *gets slapped in the face by Midna*
Midna: Two timing jerk!!!
~~Scene: Midna is floating in front of Link while Link stares at the sky.
Midna: Eee hee!
Link: *jumps* What the crap did you do that for?!
Midna: *gives a confused look* What are you talking about?
Link: Your giggling is creeping me out!!!
Midna: Eee hee?
Link: Ah! Stop it! Its creepy!
Minda: *gives him one of her famous smiles* Eee hee hee! Eee hee!
Link: Ah!!!! *bashes head against a wall and bleeds to death*
(at least her giggles are better than Navi's Hey Listens!)
Navi: Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey! Listen!
Link: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! *runs to the edge of a cliff and jumps off*
Navi: *tear drop* Am I that annoying? :'(
-I prefer Midna than Navi. If you had thought these things before or something near them then please share with me and please review, it's the least you could do :)-