Disclaimer: Once again don't own scategories or twilight

Bella: Hi everyone today Edward and I will be hosting this weeks game night

Edward: Yes, we will be playing an old favorite called scatagories.

Jacob: Yeah I be beasting on dat game.

Quill: heck yeah JB we be tearin up dat game. An't that right Em.

Embry: I did not agree to sound like I just got my tongue pierced.

Jacob: Aw. You an't nothn' home skillet biscuit.

Quill: Yeah lil' Em.

Bella: OOKK. Now Teams are. Edward and I; Rosaline and Emmett; Quill and Jacob; Jasper and Alice; Carlisle and Esme; Embry and Sam

Edward: is everyone good with there teams

Everyone: Yes

Bella: does everyone know how to play

Everyone: yes

Edward: We all are using list 1

Bella: Ok the letter is … M

(Everyone is whispering)

Edward: Things in a dessert

Bella: Milkshakes

Edward: I guess so

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Rosaline: Things that fly

Emmett: I got one

Rose: What is it?

Emmett: air plane

Rose: that does not start with M

Emmett: but I like air planes

Rose: Moon

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Quill: What's up with celebs?

Jacob: ok this is what's hot I'm thrown between M.C. Hammer and Madonna

Quill: Aye. I'm all over Madonna

Jacob: k.

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Jasper: What fictional character starts with a M.

Alice: umm. Mermaids

Jasper: but I saw a mermaid last year remember

Alice: Jasper I told you once I'm going to tell you again SeaWorld doesn't have real mermaids.

Jasper: but they look so real.

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Carlisle: nicknames

Esme: Monkey chunky

Carlisle: Mate

Esme: match maker

(Esme and Carlisle gaze at each other while others stare)

Carlisle: yes let's stick to match maker

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Embry: bad habits

Sam: making fun of people

Embry: that is not a habit it is a job when it comes to blood suckers.

Sam: Making bad jokes

(Sam and Embry look at Carlisle)

Embry: check and done.

( regular voices)

Bella: ok times up

Everyone: come on: it over already (huffs and puffs)

Writers block oh do I hate you!

I promise to add more before tomorrow night

I don't own SeaWorld either but it is cool.

Please review.