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AN: People wanted to see this story extended and so I decided that I would. I am not sure how long it is going to be probably only a couple of chapters showing what happens during the weekend the week they have to take care of the robot child. I hope that you are all happy I decided to expand this because originally I was not going to, but I feel that I should because it had potential and the fact Gossip Girl is breaking my Chair loving heart right now. Don't get me wrong because Dair can have its moments, but I am a Chair fan all the way and I have been from the start.

Chuck had to admit that after spending an hour in his suite with Blair and the robot love child he now understood the hell parents went through. Every five minutes it seemed like the thing as he had decided to call it to annoy Blair since everyone knew he lived to annoy his best friend's girlfriend, had to be changed, fed, or rocked to sleep. Just when he thought they may get a moment's peace it would start crying yet again and the cycle would start all over from the beginning. The billionaire playboy didn't think he would survive another second let alone an entire weekend and the week of school he had to suffer playing daddy to a bunch of plastic and wires which had the ability to cry and scream like a banshee.

"Oh hush now Audrey please." Blair begged as she paced back and forth in front of Chuck obstructing his view of the television much to his annoyance. "I'll buy you a pony if you stop crying."

"Did you just call it Audrey?" Chuck questioned with a smirk of amusement.

Of course Blair Waldorf would call a daughter Audrey. He wasn't even sure why he had felt the need to ask because being the biggest Audrey Hepburn fan alive in this century Blair would never use any other name. He had a bet with Nathaniel that their first three children would all be girls named Audrey one, two, and three. Either that or she would name after characters Audrey had played in movies which was basically the same thing in his mind.

The brunette did not bother looking at him as she continued to pace back and forth while patting the doll on the back. "Well since you weren't throwing ideas out there I had to choose something didn't I? We couldn't keep calling her it now could we?"

Raising his eyebrow he shook his head at her antics. She took school assignments much too seriously in his opinion. She needed to lighten or else she would never learn to enjoy the little things in life. No wonder Nate was hesitant to sleep with her. Who would want to sleep with someone who would make their first time seem like some sort of test she needed to pass? "Why are so insistent on it being a girl? Since I am the father I demand it be a boy. I would never have a daughter. Girls are much too whiny for my tastes."

"Oh like boys are so much better." She shot back sitting down next to him on the couch and grabbing the remote with her free hand quickly clicking the television off. "I would hate to be the woman who would have to carry your spawn especially if it were a boy."

"Is that your way of telling me you would never have my children?" Chuck teased taking the doll from her when it continued to cry. "I would say I am crushed, but since I don't plan to have child it doesn't bother me so much. If this thing doesn't stop crying I swear I am going to throw it out the window. A three story drop is sure to shut it up I'm sure."

Blair scowled and quickly scooped the fake child from his arms. "If you dare try anything like that Bass I will report you for child abuse. Don't you know the way to get a child to do as you wish is not by threats? You need to show it that you love it and give it what it needs."

"Threats seemed to work pretty well with Bart." He argued crossing his arms over his chest. He was irritated she had claimed this weekend to be an alcohol and smoke free one as long as she was there. He had tried telling her that it would be more bearable for him if he could do this in a state which was anything other than sober, but she had refused to listen. "Well they worked until I was old enough to realize he wouldn't actually go through with them and for the record if you ever did try to get me for child abuse I would just bribe them to wipe it off my record. When are you going to learn you can't beat a Bass, Waldorf?"

Ignoring everything he had just said Blair tried to think of something that would make the fake child relax and hopefully fall asleep. "I think we should sing to her. My dad used to sing to me when I was little and would throw a fit."

"I'm surprised he did not pursue a career as a singer with all the practice he must have gotten." The teenage playboy grinned before he scowled in disgust at the thought of having to do anything work related for this project and that included singing. "I'm not sure you would want me to sing. The only songs I know fit for a child are dirty nursery poems. Can't we just hire a nanny or use Dorota? This is supposed to prepare us for real life and in real life we would hire a nanny to do all the hard work for us."

"In real life I would never touch you and so we wouldn't have to worry about ever having a baby together." She stated before letting out a sigh of frustration. "Well I am not going to sing because you will use it as blackmail. I know you better than I think you realize Bass."

"Fine, give it to me." He grumbled taking the doll and holding the way Blair had instructed. He cleared his throat once before getting ready to sing. "Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them on the table to see if they would-"

A slap to the side of his head cut him off from finishing the song. He turned his head an inch to the left to see Blair looking as if she wanted to strangle him. "I told you no dirty nursery poems you pervert! What did I tell you about corrupting our child?"

"Not to do it." Chuck told her with a shrug of his shoulders. "Why do you think I did it in the first place Waldorf?"

TBC…

AN: So I hope that you all liked this chapter and if you have something you would like to see then let me know. I thought it turned out alright considering I still feel like crap and am ordered on bed rest for at least another week.

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