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Unfortunately, Katie's spending a short vacation in Florida until
Tuesday, so I, Heather, will be updating until she can get her butt
back on. (:
For the record, Dancing was written by Katie
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The Book of Jack/Will Crack Fics.
Hairy Back - Written by Heather.
On quiet nights, when the ship was tied up to a dock, Will preferred to sit on deck, flipping through a book or socialize with the other crew members.
What he DID not prefer to do was listen to the high-pitched shrill of Elizabeth's scream, piercing the silence surrounding him.
Will sighed and got up, to, you know, go calm her down. He was good at that, since she only listened to him for some reason. She became obnoxious after a while.
He climbed down the steps into the cabin, where, instead of finding Elizabeth, he found Jack, sitting at the foot of his cot, looking crestfallen and rather shirtless. Will tried to ignore the blush crawling to the surface of his skin.
Jack looked up at Will, startled by his sudden entrance. "Ah, Will. Do me a favour, will you?"
"Er… what?" Will muttered hesitantly. Jack looked so damn good without his shirt on.
"Go hogtie that wretched woman and throw her in the hold." There was an evil glint in his eye.
Will quirked an eyebrow. "And what, exactly, did she say to you this time that would make you want to lock her up?"
There was a long silence before Jack hung his head and said quietly, "She said I have a hairy back. Then she screamed and ran off."
Will took a moment to let that soak in before he burst out laughing. "Well… if it makes you feel any better…" He started, as Jack looked up at him again. "I think it's rather attractive." He winked at Jack, not really knowing what had gotten into him, and left.
A/N: THERE'S TOTALLY A QUOTE IN POTC THAT SUPPORTS JACK'S HAIRY BACK.
I'll leave it up to you to go find it. ;o