Tsuna had been forced to come here.

He hadn't wanted to go to the Arcobaleno reunion dinner. They were enemies in the Representative battle. This was dangerous! They could kill him! He didn't want to be here! Reborn couldn't make him come here against his will because he was sure he had human rights, except Reborn totally did because he held Tsuna at gun point and told him to go- -

The door slammed open.

Tsuna's hysterical thoughts (and, unknown to him, Reborn's trigger finger) paused as he turned away from the chair he was pulling out.

To his surprise (and fear) Kyoya Hibari stood in the doorway, sporting an impressive scowl. Even more surprising was the tiny baby sitting on the prefect's head.

With a little nod he quickly entered the room, avoiding getting near the school prefect. But it turned out his efforts didn't pay off. Hibari Kyoya pulled up a seat next to smaller boy could feel the other's glare searing the side of his face.

What had he done now? The older boy looked pissed. Tsuna was trembling with fear. Thinking of what will happen to him... All those sleepless nights wondering what the prefect would do to him if he was late again.. what will this this... Demon (because that term didn't only apply to Reborn. It stopped applying solely to him when Tsuna discovered that there were seven other demons just like him.) do to him? Hit him? Wipe him out with steel tonfas?

"Oh God no.." he thought to himself as he saw Hibari slowly pull his hand out of his pocket, presumably with some secret weapon in his palm that he could use to poison him- -

To his surprise, Hibari gave a small slip of paper. He blinked and uncurled it. It was written on, in sprawled, hurried handwriting. It said only two words that made the Decimo's eyes bulge in their sockets.

HELP ME!

Hibari Kyoya was irritated. He didn't know how he had ended up in front of the double doors leading to the Vongola's dining room, and he didn't care. He didn't want to interact with those herbivores anymore than necessary .

He turned to leave when he heard a small huff above him. To his surprise, there was suddenly enormous pressure on his head, pressing down on bone and making his brain rattle in his skull.

Oh right...That was why he was here.

"Grandfather!" he said in a strangled voice, wondering if his head was likely to explode. "Ease up!"

The pressure on his head disappeared, replaced by a light pat. "Sorry, Kyoya. It looked like you were running away..."

Kyoya winced, "I'm not! Really!"

"Lying isn't nice~" he pushed Hibari's head even harder.

"But I wasn't! I was only trying to get some sodas?" Hibari defended himself

"Oh! Okay~ Then can you bring 15 boxes of sodas, 15 boxes of snacks, and 17 more chairs while you're at it? If you're not back by 15 minutes and with all those, I must punish you~" :)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- - - - - - - -

How in the hell had this man managed to convince everyone that he was 'nice' and 'calm'?

Hibari ran as fast as lightning. But even though he gave all his effort to get those things, he was late 30 seconds. And as promised, his "LOVELY" grandpa "HAPPILY TAUGHT" him little by little about the PAINS of lying to others. And it literally was PAINFUL.

Staggering into the dining hall, he grabbed the nearest chair in sight. Which turned out to be the one next to the herbivore.

He glared. Tsuna shifted nervously, yelping when a steel gun barrel appeared on his head.

Wait...

The herbivore knew how to survive an arcobaleno onslaught.

The herbivore could help him survive his grandfather's visit.

Scrawling a hasty note, he passed it to his future boss.

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