Lunch Lady
Unique Powers: The ability to control all meat.
Signature Phrases: "Feast on my hot links of doom!" "I control lunch, lunch is sacred, lunch has rules. Anybody want cake?"
Known Associates: None
Ally or Enemy: Enemy
The Lunch Lady isn't a huge threat. Watch out for dangerous meats like shish kabob, you do not want to be on the skewer. Always say no when the Lunch Lady asks you if you want desert. She will just become angrier if you say yes. When she wants to do some real damage she will wrap the meat around her creating a giant meat monster. Punching her in that state is the most effective way to bring her down.