Dedicated to Andre, who swore I could never turn innocent words into slashy dirtyness.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek. I DO, however, own my own filthy, filthy mind. Please also note what you will be reading is NOT graphic pornography. There is nothing explicit here, just your general crudeness and innuendos.
The Challenge: I was challenged to take innocent sounding words and wrap them in lusty bits. This is the result.
More Vocabulary Words
Challenge 5: Terpsichorean (submitted by Erin)
Definition: 1. (n) a dancer 2. (adj) pertaining to dancing
Kirk's eyes moved back and forth to the gentle sway of the terpsichorean's (n) body. It was no secret that Kirk's appreciation for beauty came in many forms, the blatant display of sexuality through terpsichorean (adj) being one of them. Spock noticed his Captain's undivided attention on the scene before him and promptly decided a more private performance in their quarters would become a necessity. Right now.
Challenge 6: Charisma (submitted by Banbi-V)
Definition: a spiritual power or personal quality that gives an individual influence or authority over large numbers of people
It was no secret that James T. Kirk had charisma. He was able to smile and charm his way out of any difficult situation. This inherent ability also allowed him to have his fair share of the ladies. Why then, he reasoned, should it not work on a certain First Officer? A lecherous smile crept across his face as he planned the subtle seduction of the Enterprise's resident Vulcan.
Challenge 7: Onomatopoeia (once more challenged by Andre!)
Definition: the formation of a word, as cuckoo or boom, by imitation of a sound made by or associated with its referent
"Jim, do you not think it wise to vacate the corridor before engaging in such mmmf…" Spock was thoroughly silenced by a certain Captain's tongue being immediately propelled down his throat. Any argument he could have previously formed had evaporated as Jim slammed him against the wall to the Captain's quarters with a distinctive SMACK! Both parties had apparently forgotten the function of said doors, which promptly opened to allow entry. Unfortunately, since the doors were the only thing keeping both men propped up, they fell into the room with not only a resounding CRASH! and THUD! but with other assorted onomatopoeias as well.
Challenge 8: Archipelago
Definition: large group or chain of islands: the Malay Archipelago
It was a well-known fact that the crew of the Enterprise enjoyed their shore leave. This leave, however, had something much more significant: the planet they were currently located on was filled with small islands. Each crew member, had they wished to, could have taken their leave each on a separate landmass. For two certain senior officers, this was the case. Almost.
"Jim, what exactly was your motive by directing us towards this archipelago?" Spock inquired.
Jim cocked an eyebrow in a decisively Vulcan-ish fashion. "You can't guess?"
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