"I Saw Him Standing There" by Tiffany
Kurt wondered for the fifty millionth time why he ever let Mercedes and Finn talk him into coming to the homecoming dance. He stood on the wall idly picking at his fingernails, waiting for this night to end. He suddenly got that creepy feeling like he was being watched. Kurt looked up to see David Karofskystanding across the room from him, just watching. He was pretty creped out, so he decided to walk around to the exit doors on the far side of the gym. Kurt slipped out feeling confident that he had avoided another "incident".
"Hey, you just gonna leave?"
Kurt didn't have to turn around to know who was speaking. When someone threatens to kill you; there voice is permanently imbedded in your mind.
"Not my scene David; I don't want any trouble so if you don't mind."
"Actually I do mind. With you not here who am I supposed to flirt with?"
Kurt's eyes widened. "Flirt? That is your idea of flirting? I have no idea if you're insane or stupid; but either way that is just sick. Seriously, what is wrong with you?"
Karofsky shook his head and crossed him arms. "You really don't get it do you."
Kurt's fear was forgotten and he placed on hand on his hip making his best indignant pose. "No I really don't; please enlighten me Edison."
Dave walked up kissed Kurt before he could react and whispered. "You're really hot when you're pissed."