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Woohoo! Chapter 2 of the weirdest crossover on all of Also, I didn't give MC any of his weapons 'cause he would be basically death...None of the ninja would see it coming, they've never seen guns before, I wonder if Naruto has mp3 players...Or cell phones...The creator said they had everything but guns and cars...Here's chapter 2
So...I was helping some clerk deliver some cargo, he wouldn't tell me what it was...But he gave me the sword in advance, saying I may need it...Hmm...I think this could either be a trap...Or this guy is delivering something that someone else wants...I just feel danger near...I can't wait!
"So...What are we delivering?" I said, knowing he'd not tell me...I just was bored from all the no action
"Cargo...That's all I am tellin you..." he really said that...What a jackass...I shoulda smacked him, and said 'Do you know who I am?!' but...I am too nice for that...Or am I...'Muahahahaha?' eh...I didn't feel like being arrested, so I didn't wanna kill him
"Are we gonna have to fight anything? Like big alien monsters? Or maybe a parasite that is really ugly and called the 'Flood'?" I was being a little specific, but...Umm...Who cares...I mean I was just kinda wondering if the covenant or flood had been here yet...
"Maybe some rogue ninja, I can't lie to you, there will be danger, you just look like you can handle it though, and I saw how bad you wanted that sword, so I got the idea...Smart, huh?" he thought very highly of his idea...Though it was a good one, seeing as how I am so powerful and all, haha...I am awesome...Hmm...This world really is making me different...So weird...
"I guess it was a good idea...So...Lets go...Or are we waiting for someone?" I said that as I leaned on the caravan that he was in the 'driver's seat' of...
"Chief! You still have those MP3s we downloaded!" Oh no...This was the worst part...Cortana...Turned on the song 'Barbie girl' by Aqua...and started singing to it "I'm a barbie girl, living in a barbie world" I was about to go insane after 10 minutes...So I remembered I could change it, or turn it off, so I turned it off so I could here the man who was driving the caravan...He had two horses...I could keep up...
"Nope, lets go, by the way, the sword is only half the payment, I will give you another thousand ryo when we are finished" Sweet! The clerk was gonna pay me! So maybe I can eat now!
"Thanks...I would have accepted just the sword, but that's cool too" So...Off we went, he had the horses start moving I followed along side them...They weren't too fast, but we were making great time, he had said earlier that we need to go three kilometers (Author's note: I use Kilometers here because Naruto is an anime, and they would most likely use kilometers than miles, since japan uses kilometers, and Master Chief would still understand) "Hmm...So...Are we gonna get ambushed or something? Or have some fun" I could tell we were moving about 5...So it might take a little under an hour hmm...NO ACTION...SO BORED...I almost cried out of boredom! But then some people jumped out of some bushes, I had no experience with an actual sword, they never trained me in feudal or dark age weaponry, seems like a waste learning about dead weaponry huh? So I started to fight them, they really didn't do much, they were weak...I broke one's neck with my left hand and slashed the other one open...When you have so much power like me nobody can touch you...Hahaha, so we went on...Still bored out of my FUCKIN MIND!!! Nothing happened for the rest of the trip, the other 'ninjas' were scared, appearently, pussies...So I put on some music, hmm...I decided on some shinedown first up is '45' and I kept it low, so if this old fuck wanted to say something I might as well hear it...I think I am becoming more violent or something...Whatever, it's fun so we got there and he gave me some...MONEY!!! Wow, this looks alot like japanese money...Oddly...So I went back to that village that the creapy girl showed me...She's cute but she was creapy...I mean...SHE HAD NO PUPILS!!