Summary: Naruto being who he is has not been outside of his home ever. He is about to give up ever setting foot in the outside world when unexpected visitors show up. Now his life is going to be upturned, but is it for the better or worse.

Warning: Yaoi, lemon eventually, don't like then leave

Disclaimer: I do not own… *hides plans for world domination*

Chapter 2

Previously:

Naruto sighed, "Well guess I better get ready then." With that he went to take a quick shower and get dressed.

"What's taking so long, and why do I have to do this? It's stupid." A smooth voice sounded boredly.

"Be patient little brother." The second voice sounded just as bored. "Besides I don't swing that way." Was the amused answer, as he smirked over at his little brother.

There was a low growl, "Neither do I, and yet here I sit."

"Sasuke." The third voice was firm and held authority. "Calm down, and be patient as your brother has told you."

"Yes father." Sasuke leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. This whole thing was so stupid he didn't want this. "Like hell I will let them go on as they please, toying with my life like this. Whatever, it's going to be like the last ten times they tried something like this. Bastards." He growled inwardly as he recalled the last time his parents tried to force him into a peace treaty, trying to marry him off to that clingy pink blob. And now they're going to try a peace treaty with a pack of wereanimals?! Absurd, like he wanted to affiliate with bunch of animals! "Great now I'm getting a headache." He sighed inwardly, while rubbing his temples.

"Sorry about the wait, bu-" The sentence was cut off by a loud bang of the door hitting the wall. "Ba-chan, why did you call me here? And why did I have to dress up? Eh?! Ba-chan what are vampires here for?!" Naruto yelled pointing at the other four people sitting in the room. "Brat, will you shut the hell up!!" The blonde blinked, once then twice. He then tilted his head and opened his mouth to say something. "Bite that tongue of yours gaki." Tsunade growled.

Naruto' s jaw snapped shut and he puffed out his cheeks. To add to the effect he also crossed his arms over his chest and plopped down on the floor. The brothers were both amused by the childish display, while the father was vaguely amused. The last person was- "Kyaaa, so~o kawaii!!!" She squealed as she ran up to the blonde wrapping him in her arms. Naruto, not used to being glomped, started to panic. He franticly tried to get away from the death grip that had him trapped.

"Ba-chan, save me~!" He whined and whimpered as he reached out to Tsunade.

The woman chuckled as she squeezed the blonde, cooing and stroking his hair. "So cute! Ah, Tsunade what is he, who is he? He is so adorable!" She cooed some more as the blonde whimpered louder and struggled even more.

While poor Naruto was being smothered, black eyes were roaming the blondes' body. Sasuke couldn't help but stare, the blonde smelled delectable. The way he looked was even better, a baby blue button down shirt, with the top three buttons undone, tight but not too tight. And those black slacks hugged the blondes' ass just right. "Shit…Oh god, that ass…I would love to fu-" His thoughts were interrupted by a soft chuckle. Sasuke blinked and looked at his brother, "What?" He asked, annoyed by the smirk he found directed towards himself.

Itachi laughed softly, "Well little brother you are drooling, and you should lay your jacket over your lap for the time being." He whispered the last part in Sasukes' ear. Sasuke looked down seeing his large problem. He turned three shades of red, and quickly draped his jacket over his lap, then took a deep breath to compose himself. He heard Itachi chuckle again, and saw his father glance over. Sasuke turned away only to meet his mothers knowing eyes. "Well, shit."

Ah… that was short. *eats m&m*

Naruto: the hell?! I being smothered to death and your eating m&m's?!

Me: yep. Why you want some? *hold one out*

Sasuke: *grabs it before Naruto does* He doesn't get anything 'till I get sex. *glares at Killercat*

Me: *sprays Sasuke with water bottle* Bad boy, no sex.

Naruto: Yes!

Sasuke: *sitting in corner glaring at everyone* Read & Review.