Gohan and Videl Babysit
"GOTEN! TRUNKS! GIVE ME BACK MY CELL PHONE! AND GOTEN, WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BROTHER?" Videl yelled at the top of her lungs. Trunks and Goten ran as fast as they could into the nearest room and slammed the door shut, locking it.
"Heh, dad says that pathetic human weaklings can't punch through doors!" Trunks said, smirking just like his father. "Now we can look through all her text messages!" The two boys started giggling, but stopped abruptly when they heard a crash and something that sounded like splintering wood. They turned to see a large hole in the wall and Videl's hand shoved through it.
"Yeah, but I'm not a pathetic weakling." She said smirking and looking straight at Trunks. He screamed and ran into the closet, totally forgetting the phone he left on the ground. Goten stayed rooted to the spot he was at. He looked at the hole in the wall and then back at Videl.
"You owe mommy a new door." He said. Videl laughed and Goten ran to hug one of her legs.
"I'm sorry, Trunks made me do it!" he said quickly. They heard a loud "HEY!" come from the closet. Videl laughed again and ruffled his hair.
"That's okay, kiddo," she said, "But where's your brother? He's supposed to help me babysit you two! I swear when I get my hands on him I'll-"
"Rip all his clothes off and kiss him and—"Trunks said from his closet, whose door was now ripped open.
"HELP, GOTEN, SHE'S STRANGLING ME, HELP!"
"Hey, no fair, I don't like being left out!" Goten yelled, joining in to their fight. Just then, Gohan walked through the door.
"Hey, Vi? Why is there a hole in the—"but he stopped short when he saw that Videl was intent on murdering his little brother's best friend. He sighed, shaking his head. He walked over, and peeled Videl off of Trunks who was finally catching his breath.
"MY TURN!" Goten yelled, tackling Trunks yet again. Gohan sighed again. Videl still wanted to hurt Trunks, so he slung her over his shoulder, making them both blush a bright red, and he carried her to his room. He set her down on his bed, and closed the door behind him. He looked down at her, and she glared at him.
"Videl, two things; One, why is there a hole in that door, and two, why were you attempting to strangle Trunks?"
"Um, Goten and Trunks stole my cell phone so I had to punch a hole in the wall, and… Trunks made a comment…about us…" That made them both blush again.
"Uh, Gohan?" Videl asked.
"Yeah?"
"Did we just leave them alone in your parents' room, with no supervision at all?"
"Damn." They both ran to the door with the hole in it. Gohan threw the door open. Toilet paper was strewn across the floor, along with balloons whizzing EVERYWHERE. Whipped cream was spread everywhere, and the phrase 'Kakkarot is an ass' was spray painted on a wall. All sorts of candy were everywhere, including on the saiyan boys' faces. Speaking of the boys, they were hopping around the room on a sugar high, both Super Saiyan.
"Holy Crap,"
"HOW THE HELL DO THEY MANAGE TO DO THIS IN LESS THAN 60 SECONDS? Videl screamed, completely shocked.
"Dende, mark my words, you're gonna get it," Gohan said, looking at the ceiling with his fists clenched. Somewhere on Kame's lookout, a Namekian shuddered. Videl knew she had to be calm in a situation like this, because she was an experienced babysitter. She put her serious face on.
"Gohan, I'm going to call someone I know and get a new door shipped here within less than an hour, in the meantime, you calm the boys down and try to get them to nap. Once, that's done, we can start cleaning up." Gohan stuttered, trying to find words. Videl kissed him on the cheek, and turned on her heel, whipping her cell phone out. Gohan blushed, and touched the warm spot on his cheek where her lips had just been a moment ago. Then a look of determination spread across his face. He went Super Saiyan, and walked into the room, holding his breath.
*WITH VIDEL*
She walked into the kitchen, blushing, and touched her lips, where his cheek had been just a moment ago. She pressed a button, and began ordering a new door for the Son family. She had learned to keep the door place on speed dial.
"Yes, I need one in an hour." There was a pause. "AN HOUR! DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW DAMN URGENT THIS IS? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM VIDEL SATAN!" Another pause. "Thank you." She said calmly, hanging up. She then wondered whether she should go back to the disaster zone, or whether she should bake some cookies for when the boys wake up. The latter sounded just a bit better, but she was worried about her boyfriend, so she walked, a bit reluctantly, back to where she last left Gohan.
*WITH GOHAN*
Gohan walked determinedly into the room, and Trunks ran past him. Before he could get away, Gohan grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. Trunks began screaming. 'Wow, no wonder he's not allowed to have sugar.' Gohan thought. Just then, Goten ran between his legs, and Gohan threw him over his shoulder. He ran into his room and locked the door before they could escape from him. He put them both into his bed, and tied the blankets around the both of them so they couldn't escape. Now there was only one problem; how was he going to get them to fall asleep? They would eventually rip the blankets! Just then Videl walked through the door carrying two glasses of warm milk. She walked around Gohan.
"Hold his head up and keep it stable." She said, pointing to Trunks. Gohan did as his girlfriend told him, and she poured the milk down his throat. They did the same for Goten. The two saiyan boys began to calm down. Videl motioned for them to be quiet, she closed the curtains so that the room was dark, and they tiptoed quietly out of the room. As soon as they were out, and the door was closed, Gohan pulled her into a tight embrace. She laughed, breathless, and looked up at him.
"What?" she asked, giggling.
"How did I get someone as amazing as you?" he asked, smiling down at her.
"Says the guy who's half alien and who defeated Cell!" she said sarcastically, but then she laughed. Gohan smiled, and pushed a strand of hair out of her face. He slowly pressed his lips to hers. They kissed for as long as they could, but Videl silently cursed her need for air as they pulled apart.
"Gohan?"
"Yeah?"
"We still have a lot to clean if you wanna avoid death by frying pan."
"Dammit!" he said, wishing they didn't have to clean, so that they could have more alone time. She laughed, pulling him by the hand.
"Let's go!"
*1 hour later*
Videl wiped the sweat from her brow, and turned to look at Gohan, sweeping up the last bits of toilet paper. There was a knock at the door, and they looked at each other wide eyed. Videl gulped.
"Um, I'm sure it's the door that I ordered." She said, not sounding as sure as she said she was. She ran as fast as she could, tiptoed when she passed the room the boys were sleeping in, and then ran to the door. She threw it open, and was met by a delivery man.
"If you could sign here then—"Videl threw a wad of cash at his face, threw the new door inside, and slammed the front door. She carried the door and ran back to Gohan.
"You fix the door, and I'll finish up cleaning!" she said. "Your parents should be home any minute." She ran to where Trunks spray painted 'Kakkarot is an ass' and cursed.
"Oh, Dende, how the HELL am I gonna get this off?" She yelled.
"Heads up," Gohan said, tossing her a can of paint and a brush.
"Thanks!" she said, ripping open the can of paint.
*3O MORE MINUTES LATER*
They heard a knock at the door. Videl looked at Gohan.
"I'll answer the door, and you get Goten and Trunks out of bed." Gohan said.
"Okay, and don't worry, they won't notice that anything happened." She said, trying to calm him. He ducked down, gave her a chaste kiss and jogged to the front door. She blushed and ran to the room they locked the boys in. They were just waking up, so she ran to them and helped them stand upright.
"Videl, what happened?" Trunks asked. Goten groaned and held his head.
"You got a little sugar high. What you're experiencing is what we like to call a candy hangover." She said with a straight face. To emphasize her point, Goten groaned again, and fell over. Videl heard footsteps and chichi's voice coming towards them, so she grabbed the boys and put them upright.
"SMILE!" she hissed at them. They tried, but their faces fell again. Chichi walked in followed by Goku and Gohan.
"Well there's my future daughter-in-law looking lovelier than ever!" Chichi exclaimed. Videl blushed.
"MOM!"
"Oh hush, Gohan! Now, how are the boys?" Goten fell over and groaned. Gohan and Videl laughed nervously.
"Hey, Gohan, don't we have that…homework…we have to do? Yeah let's go!" she said, pulling his arm and leading him away from a whack dealt by a frying pan.
"Okay, you go make me some grandchildren!" Chichi called after them. Goku walked to their room and leaned against the wall.
"Um, Chi? Could you come here a second?" Chichi walked from the room where the two Saiyan boys had fell asleep and went to see what Goku needed.
"Yes?"
"Why is there wet paint on the wall, and why is it that underneath the paint it says 'Kakkarot is an ass?'" Just then, Goten and Trunks walked through the door. They looked at Goten's parents, and then at the wall, and they ran as fast as their legs could carry them.
"GOTEN! TRUNKS!" Chichi yelled, chasing after them with her frying pan. Goku ran after her.
From the window where they were watching, Gohan and Videl burst out laughing. They then flew away, going nowhere in particular, holding hands the whole time.
Craziest. Babysitting Job. Ever.
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