Chapter 2: A Sinful Setting
Kuoh Academy. The central destination for all types of perverts, from peeping toms to extroverted masochists. It has a ratio overwhelmingly in favor of the females, as it's only been co-ed for just over a year. It's a natural hotspot for devils and fallen angels, since they prey on the desires of humans and this place is filled with them. A certain governor fallen angel in particular could be spotted doing some of his unique "research", which is exactly what God had been banking on.
"That boy, he never ceases to examine the fruits of my benevolence." The Lord had created these unique sources of power called "Sacred Gears" and had bestowed them upon the human millennia ago in the hopes that it would bolster their defense against any supernatural being who'd seek to take advantage of them. Azazel, who's "research" extended to just more than the bodies of human females (a habit he had gotten from the deity currently seeking him out by the way) had been tracking down ways to make artificial sacred gears for the majority of the Great War, and had been shockingly close., much to the Lord's chagrin.
Coming upon the old abandoned school building, God felt a surge of demonic power from within it, a clear indication that there were devils afoot. There were 5 auras all clumped together, and one exceptionally larger one just behind the part of the building that it was coming from. Letting out a hearty chuckle, the Lord spoke his thoughts. "So that's your game, eh, boy?" Forging on ahead, God teleported himself right into the middle of those 5 demonic powers.
"Ehhhh!?" was all the shocked devils could release from their mouths. Somehow, an old man had gotten into the clubroom without anyone noticing! The old man stood there, as if he was doing nothing but biding his time. Unbeknowst to them, the old man was doing exactly that, while also taking in the "view".
"A red haired one with GINORMOUS breasts, a pretty-boy who looks like he could pose for Cover Girl, a white-haired loli with an affinity for cats, and WHOA MOMMA a half-fallen with the biggest tits I've ever seen!" God, paying attention to the half fallen specifically, started to leak a bit of blood from his nose after witnessing her sultry smile plastered on her face. Snapping back to his sense, he recalled that there were 5 signatures inside the building. "One of them must be locked away… meh, as long as the ones with the mountainous mounds stay, I'm satisfied!"
Done stalling for time, the Lord shed his appearance and revealed his holy power. All the devils present were appalled by the overflowing energy and presence that seemed to magnify with each passing second. The special guest in the back, whom God had already identified as Azazel, spread his wings and booked it. The Lord then began to explain who he was and what he was there for, to which the devils told him their intentions as well. After conversing, the Lord had an epiphany.
"Gremory-san, may I borrow your half-fallen over there? She could be an especially useful acquaintance for my mission. The redhead to whom he spoke, Rias Gremory, looked with an expression bordering on total confusion. The prettyboy, Kiba Yuuto, had a fake smile from ear to ear. The loli, Koneko Toujou, wore an almost disappointed face. The half-fallen, Akeno Himejima, was intrigued.
"… Perverted Kami-sama" Koneko spoke up. Rias, having been snapped out of it by Koneko's abrasion, spoke politely and promptly. "With all do respect sir, why do you want to take one of my servants with you on this mission to find your son" she questioned, stressing the possessive words ever so slightly. God, catching the slight emphasis and being amused, assured the head devil of his plans.
"Well, I'm not going to deny that there's going to be a bit of perversion involved, but I won't be the one supplying the lust" he explained. "You see, as she is half-fallen and half devil, her… "assets" are nearly unrivaled due to those two species powers that play on desires. I'm simply using these assets to ensure that the mission is a success. No harm will come to her, she'll keep her purity, and I'll even reward all of you." With that, he turned to look at the busty half-breed, and noticed a slight air of mischief.
None of the members, including Rias, knew what to do. If they denied him, he'd surely purge them all with the slightest twinge of his finger. If they went along with it, it might mean sacrificing a loved one. Then it hit them. God can't sin. He was the personification of everything holy and was absolute in that domain. Of course, they were unaware of his previous escapade with the fallen angel Raynare and the human Issei, but what they don't know won't hurt them. Deciding to give him a chance, Rias approved of his taking of Akeno. The girl in question was sincerely surprised and a bit excited, seeing as how she liked to cause a bit of mischief every now and then. Smiling, God took Akeno, arm and arm, and promptly vanished from sight, leaving the devils stunned and a bit queasy at the surge of holy power.
Arriving atop a building after having followed the aura that Azazel gave off as he moved, God and his recently borrowed cohort stood tall. There attires were blowing in the wind as they gazed at the trail of energy, which the Lord thought was pretty badass. Taking the time to make sure that the trail didn't fade or turn a different direction, the two let their thoughts run wild.
"Ufufu, he sure can run. I like a man with stamina." Akeno, with a sadistic smile on her face and a distant gleam in her eye, fantasized about all the things she could do to a naughty governor of fallen angels like this. She didn't know what he looked like, but if he was kicked out of Heaven for what God had told them, he surely must be popular amongst the ladies (God had told the ORC that Azazel was kicked for creating a harem under his nose.)
"And I like women who are about to bust out of their tops" the Lord silently replied to Akeno's statement. He didn't think he'd find someone with such an impossibly large chest, but thank himself for giving women these flesh sacs of joy! Becoming alert again and feeling 3 tiny powers that had been following them around since the start of their voyage(obviously the ORC), the Lord snapped out of his vivid fantasies and made a declaration.
"Okay, miss Himejima was it? Here's the plan, child. We're going to cut him off, and you're going to use your… assets to lure him in to a pre-specified area. I'll mask my energy so he won't notice me, and then pounce when the time is right. Afterwards, you are free to do whatever you like if it's ok with your master." Akeno, clearly having not came all the way back from her sadistic purgatory mindset, replied "Ufufu, sure, sounds good to me."
Racing down the streak and ahead of the now coasting Azazel (he was sure he had lost that old man and mystery hybrid) God and Akeno stopped at a shady looking district with love hotels scattered about. Taking on the form of a bush (because he's mlg like that) the Lord hid himself amongst the miniscule amount of vegetation blocked by the hotels. Akeno changed into a yellow sundress complete with sandals and a hat and let her hair down. The hat was more than just an accessory. She'd need him to notice only her body, not her face for the plan to work.
Azazel, deciding to take a rest, stopped at that same district. He didn't have any particular interest in love hotels and didn't even have a mate, but he was sure he could fabricate something. Just then, he noticed a women with a buxom figure and long, black hair all by her lonesome. Adopting a "eh what the hell" expression, he strolled over to her and began to make conversation.
"Well hello there, young lady. My name's Azarel, and I see that you might have gotten lost. This is the love hotel part of the district."
"Ufufu, I'm not lost at all. I was just looking for someone to help satisfy my urges." Akeno, leaning the hat over her face like in those cheesy romcom anime where the main heroine first meets her true love as a kid, replied back. "I'm a pretty picky person, but I must say that you look quite promising." This put a shit-eating grin on Azazel's face, who didn't need to be told that to be confident in his looks.
"Well, I'm not opposed to proving you right. Care to take a gander?" he replied back. Thinking himself about to get lucky, he cupped Akeno's arm with his and proceeded to the hotel nearest them. Truthfully, he was fully aware of who she was, as he had sensed her aura before even getting chummy with her, but he didn't think that meant she was doing anything devious. He was rather happy about her doings, being out here alone and all.
He suddenly found himself in a headlock, akin to the one an older brother would apply to a younger one. Glancing up, the buxom lady was no longer there, and this surge of power he felt was slightly unnerving. Looking upward to see his captor, he confirmed his guess. "Hi dad, hehe."
"You know why I'm here, boy" God retorted.
"… The tits? Because I'm here for that too! Why don't I go and get us some hot babes from a place that's not here?" Azazel said, genuinely thinking that would work on his omniscient father.
"That's part of it, but not all!" the Lord boomed, causing Azazel to sigh in the unescapable headlock that had been applied to him. "Then what is it that you're really after, old man?"
"Not just any old pair of tits, the boobs of boobs (BxB) boyo!" God wasted no time in explaining his reasons for being there. "The last time you and Odin went to a titty bar, I was pretty peeved. Not only because you were getting all the action for yourselves, but because you didn't tell me that Odin would be bringing his BANGING bodyguard with him!" he exclaimed. "She is a SINGLE woman with no other suitors, just so happens to be the hottest thing this side of school swimsuits, and is fucking LEGAL with no kids! That's hard to find, boy!"
Azazel, inwardly agreeing, came up with a plan to appease his father. "Hey, dad, what if I took you to go meet that "banging" bodyguard and you forget about that whole "leaving you out" thing huh, huh?" he said, with a satisfied smirk. His dad was an even bigger lecher than him, kicking him out of heaven for it and all. "I believe her name is Rossweisse."
The Lord was ecstatic. He knew Azazel was just trying to schmooze his way out of a punishment, but the offer was tempting. He had an actual crush on this Valkyrie, and couldn't wait to see her. Dragging his son back to the old abandoned school building where he conversed with the devils, he fantasized about "meeting and greeting" with the silver haired beauty while sending small amounts of holy energy down Azazel's spine to punish him. On the way, he felt like he had two sets of eyes watching him, but didn't think they would interfere if just ignored them.
Silently, in the adjacent void known as the "Dimensional Gap", Great Red and Ophis (God's siblings) plotted. There was nothing to do there except troll their brother, and troll they shall.