(Dinnertime at the Morgendorffers. Lasagne again)
Quinn- So by adopting a French student, who will come to all my classes for a week, I am doing what you always say is so important.... helping others.
Helen- Well it sounds OK, as long as we don't have to do anything like attend meetings.
Quinn- Nope, the school organizes where they stay, normally at the Lawndale Hotel.
Daria- But of course there's plenty of opportunities for them to take you to Chez Pierre.
Quinn- I can't help it if they want to show me part of their lives.
Helen- Well its settled then. Perfect! This gets that teacher off my back, so I'll have more time for this court case. And you should be thankful that your sister has helped you out here Daria.
Quinn- What can I say? It's in my nature. By the way, I'll need fifty dollars to cover any problems I run into by having a French student, such as our clothes clashing, or their poor tastes.
Jake- Sure, here you go pumpkin.
Quinn- Well I've got to go, emergency meeting of the fashion club to discuss beret options with this seasons colors.
(Quinn leaves)
Daria- And what about my fifty dollars for insuring that her exchange student isn't male?
Helen- Here's twenty. Don't push it.
(The Pizza place, Jane and Daria enjoying a slice.)
Daria- And so I have no idea whether to be happy or upset that everything has gone Quinns way again.
Jane- I don't see what the problem is. You're twenty dollars wealthier, and Mr O'Neill is off your back. Anyway, do you want to see your prince in shining tattoos tonight? Mystik Spiral have a whole new set of songs.
Daria- Not so new when you've heard them being played at your friends house for the past six weeks.
Jane- I take it you pass then.
(Kevin and Brittany walk past. Brittany is wearing black clothes and a beret)
Brittany- Bonjour Kevvy.
Kevin- Guten Tag Babe.
Brittany- No Kevvy! That's Italian!
Kevin- Sorry Babe. But why do you want me to speak Latin to you?
Brittany- Because it's romantic Kevvy. And how would you feel I stopped wanting to be romantic with you.
Kevin- Oh.
(Kevin and Brittany leave the pizza place)
Daria- So now our school has gone from hating people different to them, to embracing them?
Jane- Who knows, maybe you can fill in your lifelong dream of being prom queen.
Daria- And you your dream of being conventional, on the cheerleading squad.
Jane- I thought we agreed to never talk about that again.
Daria- I swear on a sack of pom-poms never to mention it again.
Quinn- So by adopting a French student, who will come to all my classes for a week, I am doing what you always say is so important.... helping others.
Helen- Well it sounds OK, as long as we don't have to do anything like attend meetings.
Quinn- Nope, the school organizes where they stay, normally at the Lawndale Hotel.
Daria- But of course there's plenty of opportunities for them to take you to Chez Pierre.
Quinn- I can't help it if they want to show me part of their lives.
Helen- Well its settled then. Perfect! This gets that teacher off my back, so I'll have more time for this court case. And you should be thankful that your sister has helped you out here Daria.
Quinn- What can I say? It's in my nature. By the way, I'll need fifty dollars to cover any problems I run into by having a French student, such as our clothes clashing, or their poor tastes.
Jake- Sure, here you go pumpkin.
Quinn- Well I've got to go, emergency meeting of the fashion club to discuss beret options with this seasons colors.
(Quinn leaves)
Daria- And what about my fifty dollars for insuring that her exchange student isn't male?
Helen- Here's twenty. Don't push it.
(The Pizza place, Jane and Daria enjoying a slice.)
Daria- And so I have no idea whether to be happy or upset that everything has gone Quinns way again.
Jane- I don't see what the problem is. You're twenty dollars wealthier, and Mr O'Neill is off your back. Anyway, do you want to see your prince in shining tattoos tonight? Mystik Spiral have a whole new set of songs.
Daria- Not so new when you've heard them being played at your friends house for the past six weeks.
Jane- I take it you pass then.
(Kevin and Brittany walk past. Brittany is wearing black clothes and a beret)
Brittany- Bonjour Kevvy.
Kevin- Guten Tag Babe.
Brittany- No Kevvy! That's Italian!
Kevin- Sorry Babe. But why do you want me to speak Latin to you?
Brittany- Because it's romantic Kevvy. And how would you feel I stopped wanting to be romantic with you.
Kevin- Oh.
(Kevin and Brittany leave the pizza place)
Daria- So now our school has gone from hating people different to them, to embracing them?
Jane- Who knows, maybe you can fill in your lifelong dream of being prom queen.
Daria- And you your dream of being conventional, on the cheerleading squad.
Jane- I thought we agreed to never talk about that again.
Daria- I swear on a sack of pom-poms never to mention it again.