A Doom poem is supposedly always dark and diabolical – but not this one. I tried to make some lighter and perhaps even funny. I hope it serves its purpose :)
Club Doom
Hello and welcome
Please, come on in!
Get a drink,
pick a chair,
rest your tired legs!
(or hooves)
Anything you want –
we surely have it:
Laughing cacodemons,
singing imps
dancing hell knights
revenant bartenders
pinky waiters,
and Cyberdemon bouncers too!
(please behave yourself)
After a long day of fighting
come for some delighting,
have a blue potion on the house!
Tell us where you've been,
while chewing fried spleen.
Try out our spiced brain
and let go of your pain.
Drink a Bloody Mary!
(it's quite extraordinary)
Every Friday night
you can get into a fight
fang and claw, fire and horn
you will truly feel reborn!
And if you're really lucky
you'll meet our special guest
the Doom Marine himself!
(they say he is the best)
Sit down now and listen
just don't get him pissed,
else you will taste his fist!
Hear those old war stories:
Tales of ancient times
told in splendid rhymes.
Memories of battles old
from Hell to space's cold.
Glorious days, epic battles
these are no ordinary prattles!
Just sit and hear him shout.
(he's cranky – watch out!)
Demons and humans
(former or otherwise)
Put away your worries
and come to a happy place
where cocktails go BOOM.
Come join us in Club Doom!