A/N: Not much to say here. Let's get started!

"HOLY SHI-mmph!" I screamed as Jordan clamped a hand shut on my face. He said, "Calm down."

I nodded, whimpering.

I was a nice brownish-tan, with a long, chocolate-brown mane forming a sort of mullet around my neck and deep green eyes. I was smallish-medium-sized and quite skinny, and my tail came down to my knee joint, just as dark brown as my hair. Jordan was taller, but less skinnier. He had a light blue coat, yellow eyes and a dark grey mane that had dark blue streaks in it. His tail was longer than mine, coming down a foot longer. My eyes quickly moved from his tail to his rump, which was bare, up his slender body, and back to his eyes.

He looked so… so odd as a horse. The look of everything was odd, to say the least. It looked a lot like cartoony animation (including us), but at the same time it had a sense of realism to it that both unnerved me and fascinated me. Though, something was familiar… I had a strange feeling on my mind that I should know this place by heart, and somehow didn't.

"Jordan… Where are we?"

"I have no idea… I feel like I know this place…"

"Me too! But where… Let's figure out how to walk right and look around."

And so we did. It took a couple of tries, but after a couple of laps around the perimeter of the clearing we were in, it came as second-nature to us.

Suddenly, I heard a tiny whirling squeal. Me and Jordan both yelped and dove headfirst into a bush. We crouched silently, daring not to breath. A minute passed, and when I registered the coast was clear, I emerged from the bush.

Right in front of a small creature with ginormous eyes and fluttering wings. I squealed and dove back into the bush, while Jordan poked his head out and laughed. "Hah! Scared of a parasprite? Jeez, Alex, I thought you were br…" He never finished his thought, realizing what he had just called the creature.

A parasprite. A parasprite? A parasprite? We were somehow in the Freindship is Magic universe! A brony's dream! I started to breathe heavily, my brain trying to convince the rest of my body not to jump and do soumersaults. How had I not seen it before? The animated landscape, the ponified forms, the parasprite!

"We're in the Everfree Forest!" Jordan shouted. He, too, was a brony, a well-kept secret only I knew, being his best friend. We spent an entire five minutesrelishing in the glory of the situation before starting a stroll through the forest. There was a tiny line of smoke in the distance, and we decided to follow it to civilization.

"This is the single most coolest thing ever!" Jordan squealed, no longer the macho cool guy he had been back on Earth. We walked for about 10 minutes before spotting a small hut in the dense forest. Zecora's hut! I excitedly thought, and judging by the look of happiness on Jordan's face, he was coming to the same realization.

I walked up and knocked on the door with my hoof. A second later, the door opened, revealing a familiar exotic-looking zebra.

"Hello, my friends. What brings you here?

And why has your blue friend disappeared?"

"What?" I turned around to see Jordan, passed out behind a bush, an expression of pure excitement and fanboy bliss on his face. With that action, he had thouroughly wiped out any respect I had for his normally-smooth personality.

"Oh, sorry about that. My friend…" I couldn't say he was a big fan of hers. "…he had heat exhaustion. We were wondering how to get to Ponyville from here. Do you know?"

Zecora had a strange look on her face, but then smiled.

"Ah, the answer I will share,

The gravel path will take you there.

Will you need a drinking bout

For your friend who has passed out?"

I had forgotten about Jordan, who was now stirring and opening his eyes. "No thank you, he's fine now. Thanks for your help!" I dragged Jordan with me along the path until he could walk. Zecora smiled, shook her head, and closed the door.

We followed the path, like Zecora had said. Jordan was raving about 'never living to meet her' and a bunch of other stuff, too. Soon we came over a hill overlooking the grand little village that was Ponyville. We both stopped and stared in awe. This was really it. I couldn't believe my eyes.

We started towards the village, keeping to the path. I noticed a lovely bush with beautiful flowers on it, reinforcing this world's beauty. Only as Jordan walked towards said bush, smiling dumbly, did I realize what, exactly, the blue leaves were.

"Jordan, wait!"

Too late. The fucker trod straight through the poison joke.

"Ugh! You retard!" I yelled.

"What?" Jordan retorted defensively.

"That was poison joke!"

Jordan looked down at his hooves, then to the bush. "Oh..."

I sighed. "It's O.K. Let's just get to Ponyville and find a hospital or something. The symptoms shouldn't be too bad."

We kept walking until we reached the town's entrance. Pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies alike all trod happily through the town. Some of them gave us weird looks as we made our way through the streets, but it was probably due to our blank thighs.

We were just getting used to the town's atmosphere when a familiar pink earth pony sprung out of nowhere and scared the living crap out of us.

"HEY! I'm Pinkie Pie! Are you new here? Where ya from? I saw you go through the joke, you should get that checked out. Last time I got it on me I was all blab-mouthed, but enough about me, what's your name?"

That was all in one breath. I stared, as did Jordan. "Um… Jordan," he forced out.

"That's a cool name. I used to know a filly named Jordan. It was really weird, 'cuz you know, Jordan's a colt's name, but she said it was a filly name too, and I was all like "No it isn't—" Suddenly, she was pushed out of the way by a very annoyed Rainbow Dash (we recognized her instantly).

"There you are! Pinkie, you gotta stop doing that! They just got here! C'mon, let's go try to get that caffeine outta your system." She dragged Pinkie Pie off, in the direction of Sugarcube Corner, muttering something about this being the 'first and last time I'll ever give you coffee.'

We both stood dumbfounded.

"What just happened?" Jordan asked.

"Apparently Rainbow Dash pulled a short bus move and gave Pinkie Pie coffee," I replied slowly.

"Hey, if Sugarcube Corner exists, and all of this is real, then…"

I was interested. "Then what?"

"You remember Cupcakes, right? What if—"

I clamped my hooves on my ears. "LALALALALALA, NOT LISTENING, LALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CUPCAKES, LALALALALALA!"