Author's Notes:
New chapter! Yeah! Everything in the last chapter was going to be a one shot, but I didn't feel like making 50 stories. So this whole story is a one shot compilation! Enjoy!
The Link's were enjoying Castle Town on a bright sunny day. Of course, they were in Minish Link's Castle town so they could bother him. They invented a game called "Bother Minish." It's where they circle Link and start pushing him around saying "bother" over and over again. If anyone knows where this originated, high five for you! If you don't, then shame on you!
"Where do you think Minish is now?" Blue said, aiming his bow at a cat sitting on top of a bridge.
"The Wind Palace, maybe?" Green suggested, aiming his bow at the mailman, who started running faster. He still got shot in the back, and he hit warp speed. They didn't see him again that day.
"Wanna go check?"
"Why not? To Viel Falls we go!"
"Why not take the fast way?"
"Which way is that?"
"Follow me! Minish found this out a long time ago, it's easy!" Vio ran out the gate and into Hyrule field. The other Links shrugged and ran after him. They caught up to him slicing grass with his sword.
"What are you doing?"
"Come help! There is a warp point behind this grass!" Soon, all the Links were slashing away at grass. After a few minutes, Vio found the warp point and jumped on. He flew into the air and inside the castle. After the other Links joined him, they ran up the stairs and upon the roof.
"Okay, now how do we get up there? Last time we had to pass Elzo back and fourth..."
Maybe I can help?
"Fire! Yes, you can! Can we ride on your back to the top?"
Uh... no. But I can throw you up there if you want.
"No-"
"Okay!" Red yelled. I flew down there, grabbed them all, and threw them onto the temple's grounds.
"Ow!"
Your all welcome.
"Red, remind me to kill you later when my back isn't broken." Green said, standing up and rubbing his sore back. "But right now, we need to find Minish. I feel a bother coming on..."
The Links stepped onto a blue panel and was warped to a above ground platform(1). All four ran along the small extension and into a darkened room, taking out their lanterns as they did so.
"Hey Look! It's a mummy! And he wants a hug!"
"Red! NO!" But it was too late. Red was getting smothered by the mummy.
"Should we leave him here?" Green said.
"I don't know, does he realize that the mummy is suffocating him?"
"HELP! HE WANTS TO KISS ME!" The three smart Links sprang into action, attacking the mummy from all directions. Red finally escaped and started slashing at it's face.
"I... HATE... MUMMYS." Red said, after they had destroyed the mummy. He shook at the thought of what happened. "Where do you think Minish is?"
Just as he said that, he heard the sound of Minish screaming his head off, before he crashed into Vio.
"Ow... dang Wizrobes..."
"Minish!" They all yelled, except Vio who grunted under his weight.
"Red? Blue? Green? What are you doing here? And where is Vio?"
"Get... off..." Vio said growling.
"Not them again!" Screamed Ezlo, who sounded like a ReDead in a room full of Links. "Why am I always the one who has to stand them? I can't stand for this! No more, I say! I will not stand them any longer!"
"You don't have legs, how will you stand?" Green said, a smirk on his face.
"Just... shut up! I do have legs, just not like this!" Ezlo continued his screaming until Blue had an idea.
"How about we play 'Bother Ezlo' this time?"
"It depends, can I join?" Minish said, holding the struggling blob-thing in his hand.
"This is unacceptable!"
"Yeah, you can. Set him down right there."
"W-What are you doing? Stop it! No, don't!"
"Bother." Green pushed it into Blue.
"Bother." He pushed it at Minish.
"Bother." Minish passed it at Red.
"Stop! Stop!" Ezlo yelled, screaming his head off.
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Ah! Stop, I'm warning you!"
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"That's it! Fire, help me!"
No.
"Why not?"
Because I'm going to join too. Bother.
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
Bother.
"Bother."
"Bother."
Bother.
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
"Bother."
This continued for thirty minutes, until Ezlo passed out. We all considered continuing the game, but it didn't seem as fun without someone screaming in pain.
"Now what?"
We can give him to a mummy or something...
"Nah, the mummy wouldn't do anything to him. I've tried."
"How about we get some pizza in Castle Town?"
"Sound's good. We should leave Ezlo here so he can recover."
"Yeah, he wouldn't mind."
10 rupees says Keese eat him.
"Hopefully..." Minish said, running out the door.
(1): Worst writing I did in this chapter. Only for that sentence.
Another funny chapter, huh? Well, rate and review and all of that... I may make another chapter tomorrow. I don't know, it's pretty hard to think about random funny-ness. Any ideas? Submit them in a review! See you later.