Okay, fast forward to the next school day, or the start of the Blair Bitch Project in relation to the show. Twists all around! And other characters! Let me know how you feel.


Serena quickly wiped the yogurt out of Blair's hair as she looked up in shock at Jenny and the other girls laughing.

Chuck's mouth almost fell open in surprise and rage as he watched the scene from his secluded position on the steps, barely believing that anyone would be stupid enough to drop dairy on the head of a Waldorf. What, was Jenny suicidal?

"This just won't do," Chuck thought with a smirk as the rest of the student body laughed, and Blair and Serena hurriedly fixed her hair. He looked down at the cup of coffee in his hands and hurriedly started to move.

Serena glanced up just in time to see a trailing scarf pass behind the girls, as a cup of steaming hot brown liquid was overturned on the top of Jenny's head. The rest of the girls whipped around when they realized what had happened, but no one was there. Serena hurriedly whispered to Blair.

The whole school watched as Jenny wailed and Blair smirked, all realizing that it was only a matter of time. There could be only one Queen B.


As Jenny quickly tried to fix her ruined hair and clothes, Blair and Serena sat regally down on the steps to discuss the morning's events.

"So, Chuck?" Serena asked, still partially amused.

"We made up last night," Blair replied, "or at least I think we did. And, I mean, how could I not forgive him after what he did this morning…that was too perfect."

The best friends grinned at each other before Serena's face darkened, "Just be careful, B. I mean if you want to reclaim your throne you are going to need those girls behind you. You're going to have to play nice for a while."

Blair sighed and quickly turned as a slightly less tear and coffee stained Jenny approached.

"Serena, I know you're busy with Dan tonight, but Blair would you like to meet up with us at Butters later?" Jenny asked, looking almost timid.

"Ah!" Serena shouted happily, "She would love to! Yay Butters!"

Blair just nodded at Jenny and rolled her eyes at Serena's antics, the poor naïve bad girl turned good never could smell a set-up.


Blair sat down at the table at Butters, almost allowing herself to believe for a minute that everything was going her way, the girls would show up soon, and she could easily begin her rise back to the top.

15 minutes and one Gossip Girl post about Blair sitting all alone later, and Blair knew she was right not to trust Jenny in the beginning.

'C, I need you,' Blair quickly texted.

'Already on my way, B.' Chuck replied from the back of his limo, and he was, he just had to make a few stops first.

10 minutes later Blair stood quickly, hardly believing her eyes as Chuck and three very familiar St. Jude boys strolled in.

"Ben!" Blair said happily as the first, a tall and thin boy with white-blonde hair and light blue eyes walked in and gave her a hug.

"Hey Blair," Ben drawled with a grin, sitting down to her left.

"How are you?" James, a tan and muscled boy with dark brown hair and freckles asked, hugging her and then also sitting.

"Better now," Blair replied, almost breathless in her excitement, "Ronnie?!"

"Blair," Ronnie , a dimpled, dirty blonde said smoothly as he kissed Blair on the cheek.

Chuck walked in last, simply winking at Blair as he plopped down at the head of the table.

"So you guys are still talking to me? You don't think I'm…" Blair trailed off delicately.

"For that, Blair? You must be kidding," James said, "I've got two girls per week, minimum, and you know how I hate hypocrisy."

"And unlike those Constance bitches, we don't so easily forget," Ben said, "Remember that time you took down Jessica Pomarno, just because she dumped me?"

"Jessica who?" Ronnie asked.

"Exactly," Ben continued with a grin, "I still owe you for that one, Blair."

"Besides, we hate your 'successors' almost as much as we like you, and we owe this guy," Ronnie said, jerking his thumb at Chuck, who smirked lazily, "even more. I don't even want to think about the amount of trouble he's gotten us into and then simultaneously out of. If Chuck's on your side, you know nothing could keep us away, B."

Blair gave them all a genuine smile as she whipped out her phone.

"Now, what are we getting?" James asked, looking at the menu and grinning, "It's on me, Blair."

"No, it's okay, I've got Blair," Ronnie said, looking at his own menu.

"Gentleman, gentleman," Chuck chimed in with a smirk, "the lady is on me."

Blair positively beamed.

Meanwhile, Jenny, Hazel, and Penelope all checked their phones as they got a simultaneous text from Blair saying, 'Thanks for the reservation!".

"Who does she think she's kidding…" Penelope said snottily, interrupted by their phones beeping again.

It seems we spoke too soon. Spotted: B at Butters with four of St. Jude's finest, including C. Careful girls, the bitch is back, and it looks like she's got a whole new royal court. Xoxo, Gossip Girl.

All three girls mouths dropped wide open.

And back at Butters, the table checked their phones, simultaneously smirked, and Chuck raised his glass in a toast. Blair grinned as Chuck surreptitiously winked again at her.

Oh yeah, the bitch was definitely back.


Let me know what you think, especially about the boys! Whether you think they are a good idea or not will determine how much of the next chapters they are in! Oh, and don't worry…none of them would dare get in the way of Blair/Chuck...I think. ;D