"Alright, girls on the left side of the gym, boys on the right side of the gym!" A loud voice called out and students quickly scrambled as they started pulling the separator across the room. They normally used it for when the school nurses did the semi-annual check up. Today, however, it was used to monitor the new school wide diet and excercise program.

"Seriously? The girls are on the other side of the gym? That sucks!" Seifer scowled, watching the curtain hide the girls as they undressed.

"You're telling me." Axel chuckled a little loudly. He knew he was in good shape but it wasn't the girls he was worrie about. Not at all, in fact, the person he would most like to impress was still within a couple meters of him; wearing a pair of atari boxers and chatting with his friends. Not that he'd ever admit that. He was popular and his reputation would pay a price.

Seifer followed Axel's gaze before grinning and making his way over to the blond.

"Hello, shrimp, what do you think you're doing in my line of vision? You might burn my retinas." Seifer smirked.

"Retinas.. a big word for a stupid idiot like you." The boy glared, quickly moving away from Seifer before he could process the insult. Axel chuckled from a distance but said nothing.

"Axel Flynn!" A voice called out and he made his way over to a rather large scale before stepping onto it. When he noticed the boy from earlier looking at him he did the first, if not stupidest, thing he could think of; he winked and flexed before laughing.

"145 pounds and in over all good shape. Try eating a bit more though.. any less and we may have to get someone check you out for anorexia." The nurse said with a slight scowl earning laughter from a fair amount of people in the crowd around him. Feeling his face flush he immediately stepped down and ducked away.

Well at least now he had something to right about in that damn penpal letter he'd been neglecting. He'd just completely embarrassed himself and something told him that the so called "shrimp" would never even consider him an aquaintance, nevermind a friend. He sighed.

"Hey, at least you were only borderline anorexic." A blonde with a spiked mullet showed up beside him with a lopsided grin.

"Ya.. and where have you been, Dem?" Axel sighed, trying to stop being such an emo. He didn't want to get labeled like Zexion.

"I was over having a pretty nurse count my ribs." The blonde grinned. "Apparently 125 pounds is extremely under weight for my height. I tried telling them I was like a garbage disposal unit but they wouldn't listen." He explained earning a chuckle from Axel.

"Ya well, they'll figure it out soon enough. Did they give you anything to gain weight?" Axel asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yup, apparently I'm supposed to go to the nurse's office every lunch to pick up a protein shake." Demyx laughed, obviously pleased with the prospect of more food.

"Dem, you know those things taste like shit, right?" Axel asked.

"You say the same thing about chocolate dipped pizza and I love that!" Demyx pointed out.

"Point taken. Anyway, Dem, I gotta go write this stupid letter before I get another detention for not listening to authority or something like that."

Dear R,

Well aren't you just a lovely ray of sunshine? As emo and angsty as you sound I hate to say I agree. So you don't have to worry about any enlightenment or sob stories on my end. You may want to watch your potty mouth though. If it helps, "R" isn't much of a name to go by either. If you want we could always create fake names. Actually, now that I think of it you could explain a situation with false details without breaking the whole anonymous thing.

I'd say I wasn't too pumped about being naked in front of the class but then I'd be lying. I have enough muscle to show off. Not to sound douche like. I'm not too excited about everyone tracking it though because now the school will really be separated by all the vain shit in life.. which sucks because all of the awesome people I know, or rather most of them, would get stuck in other categories.

Well isn't life awesome. I wouldn't say "stuck" though.. something tells me this could actually be a little interesting.

Sincerely(seriously), A.

Alrighty :) Review if you like or if you don't like. Without feedback I don't know what I'm doing right or wrong. Not that I'm begging ^^; I'm happy just knowing people read.. heck I'm happy just writing it :D hope you enjoyed