Disclaimer:I don't own Pokemon.
Ultraman:Hello everyone, we're back!
Chuka:Took you long enough.
Ultraman:Hehehe, sorry.
Squirtlw:Shh, it's starting!
Mewtwo served to dodge the flying car which then crash landed onto the ground without exploding, suprisingly.
The car opened it's outer hatch to reveal Squirtle and Bulbasaur who looked very dizzy.
"I can't believe he left and let you of all people drive..." groaned Bulbasaur.
"I'm the one with real hands, I was the best choice," muttered Squirtle.
"Bulbasaur? Squirtle? What the heck are you two doing here?" asked Ash after his Charizard flew him down.
"Hey Ash, how you-Charizard? Your back to your final stage!" said Squirtle.
Charizard smirked and said,"Yep, it's good to be back."
"Would you mind telling us how you two got here?" asked Mewtwo.
"Well, I got another super special awesome mega car, so me and Bulbasau-" started Squirtle.
"Bulbasaur and I," corrected Bulbasaur.
"Whatever, decided to pay you a visit!" said Squirtle.
"Oh, well it's amazing you found me," said Ash.
"It has an Ash radar," explained Squirtle.
"Mind filling me in Ash?" asked Brendan.
"These are two of my old Pokemon," said Ash.
Celebi flew in front of Mewtwo and said,"Um, excuse me, but could I have that rock?"
"Why?"
"Well, you see there's a Pokemon sealed inside of it ca-"
Mewtwo was suprised and said,"How do you know there's a Pokemon sealed inside this rock?"
"Because Mew and I were with him when he turned into this cacoon a thousand years ago," explained Celebi.
"That makes sense then, you two were friends with Jirachi which caused him to awaken," said Mewtwo.
"Actually we sang to him to wake him up. Jirachi will only awaken if sung to in a pure voice," said Mew.
"Ha, if singing's what you need, then look no further," smirked Squirtle putting on his sunglasses and a gold chain with a medallion on it. Then to everyone's disbelief he started rapping an explicit song while break dancing!
"When he finished he frowned and said,"Oi, why isn't Jirachi awake?"
"I said in a pure voice, not whatever it is you have the nerve to call a song!" yelled Mew.
"I didn't even know you could rap or had a gold medallion," said Ash.
"You'd be suprised what I've got stashed away in my shell," said Squirtle with a sly grin.
"Hey, I got an idea," said Brendan. Taking out a Pokeball he continued,"Maybe my Gardevoir Amber can sing to it, she could have a pure voice. Come on out Amber!"
Brendan released the blue shiny Pokemon from her Pokeball which caused Mewtwo to look down with something of a blush on his face. Unfortunately for him this was not unnoticed by Mew.
"Amber, could you please sing for us in a pure voice?" asked Brendan.
Amber nodded and opened her mouth and began to sing a stunningly beautiful song.
When Daytime turns to night,
When the moon shines bright!
When you're tucked in tight,
And everything's alright!
Slip softly to that place,
Where secrets thoughts run free!
And there come face to face,
Of who you want to be!
So, swim across the ocean blue;
Fly a rocket to the moon!
You can change your life
Or you can change the world!
Take a chance, life is yours to live!
Make a wish!
It's up to you!
Find the strength inside, and watch your dreams come true!
You don't need a shooting star.
The magic's right there in your heart!
Close your eyes, belive! And Make a wish!
Oh, I've always hoped for happiness,
And finally fulfilled my wish,
'Cause I just need, to see you smile!
Ooo-ooo-woah-yeah!
Make a wish!
It's up to you!
Find the strength inside, and watch your dreams come true!
Watch your dreams come true!
You don't need a shooting star,
The magic's there right in your heart!
Close your eyes, believe, and make a wish!
Make a Wish...
Squirtle sniffed and said,"Beautiful..." He then started bawling.
Charizard tried to deny it and said,"Oh come on, it aint' something to get all sentimental about...I ain't crying..."
"Ash looked at his dragon with a teary smile and said,"Hey it's alright, no one's gonna make fun of you for crying."
Charizard tried to suppress a few more sniffs and then let out a huge sob and picked up Squirtle and placed the back of his shell to his face and blew his nose with the shell.
He then blinked, realizing what he just did as Squirtle slowly turned around to give him the evil look.
"Hehehe, sorry?" he offered.
Squirtle was just about to let Charizard have it with a Hydro Cannon when Celebi suddenly said,"Hey look, he's awakening!"
The caccoon suddenly started glowing in a bright display of light and dimmed down tp reveal cute little Pokemon with tags on it's head which started to float down until Mewtwo caught in his arms as the Pokemon slowly stirred awake.
Jirachi slowly opened his eyes, looking curiously at everyone gathered.
"It's Jirachi!" said Ash.
"So that's what he looks like," said Brendan.
"Hello there, little one, my name is Mewtwo," said the clone Pokemon.
"Hello, Mewtwo," said Jirachi in a telepathic voice.
"I'm Ash." The name's Brendan." "Yo, I"m Squirtle." "My name is Pikachu." "Everyone calls me Bulbasaur." "I need no introduction, but ny name is Charizard." "I am a Gardevoir but my trainer calls me Amber."
"Hello, Mewtwo, Ash, Brendan, Squirtle, Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Charizard, and Amber," responded Jirachi.
"And you know our name's!" said Mew cheerfully.
"Mew, and Celebi!" said Jirachi in a happy tone at seeing his old friends.
Diane ran over to where the group was and gasped at seeing the legendary Pokemon.
"Hey Diane, Jirachi here just woke up!" said Ash.
"I''ll go tell Butler the good news, meanwhile you guys can camp out in our bus tonight," she said and then took off for Butler.
"Alright, thanks!" called Brendan.
While an evil scheme was being concocted close by, Ash and his friends were in that bus talking with Jirachi.
"So Jirachi, is it true you have the power to grant wishes?" asked Ash.
"Wishes?" said Jirachi in confusion.
"Yeah, don't you remember?" asked Mew.
"Jirachi doesn't have much of a good memory, member because of his long sleep periods?" reminded Celebi.
"Hmm," said Brendan pointing his Pokedex which beeped and said,"Jirachi: The Wish Pokemon. A legend states that Jirachi will make true any wish that is written on the notes attached to head when it awakens. If this Pokémon senses danger, it will fight without awakening."
"Ah man, so much for wishes," grumbled Brendan.
"Maybe we could still try it," said Ash. Taking out a pen, he scribbled something on left tag. Suddenly the tag sprung up and glowed, and then dropped down to the side of Jirachi's face.
"Did it work?" asked Brendan.
"I guess not," sighed Ash. Suddenly something fell on his hat. Grabbing it he saw it was a piece of candy wrapped in a blue covering.
"All right, a Rare Candy!" he cheered. Handing it over to his yellow friend he said,"Eat up buddy." "Thanks! Mmm, delicious," said Pikachu enjoying the sweet.
"Darn, grumbled Squirtle. "I could've used that..."
Brendan face faulted and he yelled,"You wasted a wish on ONE Rare Candy? Do you have any idea what they can do for your Pokemon?
"It's supposed to be a really tasty sweet, isn't it?" said Ash.
"Rare Candy!" said Jirachi happily. Suddenly more Rare Candy's started appearing insidethe bus, some falling down like rain!
"Alright, now that's more like it! Cheap level ups here I come!" cheered Squirtle chugging several of them down.
"Hey Jirachi, I wish I had an entire year's supply of ketchup! Jirachi, I want a billion dollars and one hundred masterballs! Jirachi I wish to know to how make a woman fall in love with me. Jirachi, I want the best crack in the world!"
None of those extra wishes came true, but soon the bus was so overloaded with rare candy that it burst right open! They all tumbled down a mountain of it looking undignified to say the least.
Diane and Butler came running towards them with the former asking,"Where's Jirachi?"
Mewtwo spat out a mouthful of Rare Candy's and said,"He's right here."
"Right here, right here!" repeated Jirachi cheerfully.
"What happened?" asked Diane.
"I made a wish for Rare Candy's and Jirachi granted it for me," explained Ash.
No one noticed the brief evil smile on Butler's face but as it happened Brendan said,"Now we just gotta find someplace to put all of these away."
"We can just have our Pokemon eat it," said Ash pulling out his Pokeballs. "Gallade, Lapras, Treecko, come on out it's dinner time!"
"Sir, what's for our evening meal," said Gallade.
"That," pointed Ash towards the pile of rare candy.
"Yay!" cheered Lapras.
"Eh, all right," said Treecko.
Eyes wide Gallade turned towards Ash and said,"Sir, that can't be healthy for us this late at night!"
"Trust me, you'll feel like a million bucks!" said Squirtle. Suddenly he started glowing. "Huh? I feel funny...and not drugged up funny..."
"Squirtle, your evolving!" gasped Bulbasaur. Squirtle grew taller with a darker blue tone on his skin along with a furry tail and ears.
"Whoa," said Ash taking out his Pokedex. "Wartortle:The Turtle Pokemon. This Pokémon is very popular as a pet. Its fur-covered tail is a symbol of it's longetivity.
"Alright, but how did you evolve? You weren't in a battle," said Ash in confusion.
"Hehehe, just watch." Wartortle popped another rare candy in his mouth and ate it. He started glowing again and evolved into a Blastoise!
"What the? How did? asked Ash flabbergasted.
"That's what I meant," said Brendan smirking. "A Rare Candy can increase your Pokemon's level by one when eaten. It can also make them evolve when at certain levels."
Treecko eye's lit up at that and he rushed over to the pile and started eating them rapidly. Lapras start eating them without a thought, however Gallade looked conflicted. "Sir, these candy's sound suspiciously like steroids. Is it ethical for us to use these?"
"Oh don't worry, it's perfectly allowed," said Brendan sending out his Pokemon as well. "It's because they're really rare that it''s allowed."
"Then they don't sell them?" "Nope." "Then where did they come from?" "...I have no idea."
Bulbasaur glared at Blastoise and said,"I'm not doing this."
The new fully evolved Pokemon grinned and said,"Relax, Mewtwo can devolve us back to normal, it's just a one time experience to see what it's like to be fully evolved. C'mon it'll be fun."
Bulbasaur rolled his eyes at the large turtle and said,"Fine, but I won't like it."
Ash noticed that his Charizard was not eating any. "Hey Charizard, don't you want any?"
The might fire lizard snorted and said,"I don't need no candy to make me strong, I'm the goddamn Charizard."
Next morning...
"Tada!" yelled Ash who was in a clown outfit for Butler's show.
"Ah man, not so loud Ash," groaned Sceptile. He along with Blastoise, Lapras and some of Brendan's Pokemon were feeling sick from not getting enough sleep due to the sugar rush they had last night.
"Well, I warned yah not to eat too much or you'll end up like this," smirked Venusaur.
"Ah shut it," groaned Blastoise who feebly raised his new water cannons and then lowered them. Charizard snickered and walked over to Blastoise and twaped his finger's on the turtle's head, knocking him out.
"Hehehe, so much for type advantage," snickered Charizard.
"Okay guys, you all have the day off to yourselves so enjoy yourselves, but try to stay out of trouble," said Ash.
Then he sweatdropped as he looked around the lethargic Pokemon and added,"Er, maybe just Mewtwo, Charizard, Jirachi, Celebi, Mew, and Amber then."
"Yay, we get to hang out with Mew's brother!" cheered Jirachi.
"I'm not her brother, I'm her clone," corrected Mewtwo.
"Isn't that the same thing?" asked Celebi.
"Uh, well, uh, actually now I'm starting to think it's a mixture of both...ah curse my existence!" he said bitterly.
Gardevoir giggled and said,"You make me laugh."
Mewtwo spluttered in response and said,"That's suprising, I'm not a comedic character."
"Smooth move, cat boy," snickered Charizard.
Ultraman:And that's it for chapter 2.
Mewtwo:What on earth! That was the interaction between me and Amber for this chapter?
Chuka:No one said that getting the one you want was supposed to be easy. If it was, we'd have bastard children running all over the place.
Squirtle:Hey, how come I'm still a Squirtle?
Ultraman:Because your going to be devolved at sometime in the movie, so during the top and bottom part of this fic, you'll be a Squirtle regardlessly.
Squirtle:Ah, point.