Edit: I had to change this to story format and please send your tortures in PMs!

Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or the cats dared/tortured, but the hosts and security are mine.

Hosts:
Sparkleflower - Sanity level -115. Is obsessed with Graystripe. Most insane, dangerous, and smart host. Owns a purple sparkly taser (pink is too manly!) named Electrovi, is her best friend. Hates Millie and constantly tortures her.

Tigerstripe - Sanity level 70 when grumpy (so just about always) but when happy it lowers. Doesn't care about most the cats, but enjoys watching Sparkleflower taser them. Has "muscle spasms" while holding a knife that makes him stab "on accident".

Angelfur - Sanity level -80. Hates Blackfoot. Obsessed with Brackenfur. Cousins with Sparkleflower. Owns a random ball with retractable poison spikes.

Spottedpaw – Apprentice. Sanity level 0. Loves Hollyleaf (o.e). Enjoys watching Tigerstripe get annoyed. Uses a slingshot with sharp rocks as projectiles.

Security:
Willowmoon - Sanity level 45. Stalker to Firestar. Has syringe needles (don't ask where they came from) that make cats fall asleep. Can hack the law system to keep Graystripe from putting a restraining order on Sparkleflower.

Mudface - Sanity level 38. Uses a grenade launcher. If annoyed, cats will go flying.

Greykit - Sanity level -95. Sparkleflower's kit. Named after Graystripe, replacing the 'a' with an 'e'. Uses all assassin items.

Hawkpath - Sanity level 97. Brown she-cat with black paws, tail tip, and ears. When made mad her eyes will turn ice blue and she WILL use her incredibly sharp claws

"Hi!" Sparkleflower greeted. "Welcome to..."
"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other hosts chimed.

"Today we have two announcements!" Spottedpaw said. "First up: The contest was won by WolfHeart911. You guessed first and you said:

'Hmmm... *thinks a bit* Could the month be April? Also, please update! I like
this story... *grins evilly*'"

"That wasn't frikkin' funny!" Greykit complained.

"It was incredibly funny," Angelfur snickered.

"Your prize will be either guest starring in the show or making a special dare with one of our hosts," Tigerstripe said boredly. Now, the second announcement..."

"We have a new security guard," Willowmoon announced. "Her name is Hawkpath. Please don't anger her, those claws look unusually dangerous."

Hawkpath nodded, claws glinting as she licked a paw and drew it over her cheek.

"Now, this is a quick reply and was made late at night so there weren't many reviews, therefore no dares, so I made up a few!" Sparkleflower giggled. "First, Firestar."

Firestar was poofed in. "What in the? Where am I?"

"You're at the Warriors Torture Show," Angelfur explained.

"I'm on TV?" Firestar exclaimed. "Sweet!" He waved at no one in particular. "Wait, what was that about torture?"

"You have to kiss Willowmoon-" Sparkleflower began.

Willowmoon purred contentedly.

"- in front of Spottedleaf and Sandstorm," Sparkleflower finished. "Either that, or would you like to test our new security guard's talent for us?"

"Can I think that over?" Firestar asked nervously.

"Are you really that scared of a dead medicine cat and your girlfriend?" Spottedpaw asked.

"...maybe..." Firestar replied in a small voice.

"You're a wuss..." Tigerstripe muttered. "I think I'd rather go with the two chicks in your life than the newest one in this studio."

"Then I'll take Hawkpath," Firestar decided.

"Good luck!" Sparkleflower locked him in a room with Hawkpath. "He'd better TRY to get her to hurt him, or he'll have to get better acquainted with Electrovi."

"Did you really have to give him the other option?" Willowmoon demanded. "I was going to be able to kiss my ickle Fifi!"

"You can chase Hawkpath with a bazooka later," Sparkleflower offered.

"Okay!"

"Umm.. Sparkleflower..." Angelfur called. "I think Firestar needs some motivation."

Sparkleflower walked up to the glass holding Electrovi.

"Ack!" Firestar jumped. "Umm- er- Hey, Hawkpath, your claws don't look sharp at all."

"Excuse me?" Hawkpath asked coolly.

"Yeah, you look like a kittypet." Firestar prayed to StarClan. "How harmless. You're a softie, you couldn't hurt a fly."

"I'm afraid you've made a huge mistake." Hawkpath took a step towards the leader. "You see, I sharpen my claws hourly on the finest tree bark around. No kittypet can say that. Now, since you are unconvinced, I will have to demonstrate what they do."

"No!" Firestar screamed. "Wait! I get it—no-AAAAUGH!"

"Oh, that's gruesome." Sparkleflower flinched.

"Tigerstripe?" Spottedpaw called. "Hey, Tigerstripe."

"Huh? What?" Tigerstripe asked confusedly. "Oh, oh, yeah. Right." He had a faraway look in his eyes.

"He's enjoying this too much." Angelfur shivered.

"Which is scary..." Sparkleflower muttered.

Hawkpath walked out calmly. "I'll go now, thank you very much." She left to show in the room where, well, lets just say there are less bloody places in the studio.

"Ouch." Sparkleflower brought Firestar back to life and poofed him back to ThunderClan. "Next dare!" She poofed up Jayfeather.

"What?" Jayfeather demanded. "Leave me alone! I know you! StarClan will-"

"StarClan, SchmarClan," Spottedpaw interrupted. "Do you think we'd torture cats if we actually believed in that crap?"

Jayfeather gasped. "Nuuu! Rock! Rock! Did you hear that?"
"Who's he talking to?" Angelfur asked.

"Who knows..." Tigerstripe replied. "All the medicine cats are delusional to me."

"Point." Sparkleflower turned to the blind medicine cat. "Anyways, Jayfeather, you have to say you think Dovewing makes a better "one of the Three" than Hollyleaf ever would've."

"Say that about my SISTER?" Jayfeather asked, startled. "But- but- she's my SISTER! She'd kill me, I'm blind!"

"Too bad." She poofed Hollyleaf to the studio.

"Warrior code forever!" Hollyleaf shouted.

"Riiiight." Tigerstripe locked them in a room made of steel.

"Dovewing does waaaay better than you as a cat with superpowers." Jayfeather prayed to StarClan.

"...you're right." Hollyleaf admitted, defeated. "At least she obeys the Warrior Code."

"WHAT?" Sparkleflower demanded. Tigerstripe muttered something disappointedly as the siblings hugged and made up.

"That was unexpected." Spottedpaw poofed them back to ThunderClan.

"Well that's all for now!" Sparkleflower said. "See ya next time on..."

"The Warriors Torture Show!" the other hosts said.

Here! The second chapter! I can't wait for your request, Wolfheart911! Please review! Make sure if you request a dare that it is in a PM!