Code Lyoko Evolution: Interrogation: CHAOTIC!
Part 2
(Kaitlyn and Odd enter)
KAITLYN: We're terribly sorry about that.
ODD: Anyway, it all started when there was little poor girl who's parents got taken away. We have no idea what happened to them.
KAITLYN: And she was beautiful, because no one cares about ugly people.
ODD: (Gives Kaitlyn the look) I care about ugly people.
KAITLYN: Well nobody cares about you! Anyways, there was a girl.
(ANTEA enters, in a dramatic fashion.)
ANTEA: OH! I'm so poor! I'm soo sad! (She hugs KAITLYN, and starts crying.)
ODD: Dirt poor.
KAITLYN: (Wrapping her arm around ANTEA.) She couldn't even afford dirt.
ANTEA: (She hugs KAITLYN closer.) Why must I suffer from this?
KAITLYN: Because it's in the story!
ODD: (Cutting KAITLYN off.) However, it was a good day for Antea. She met a rich computer scientist, Franz Hopper.
(FRANZ enters.)
FRANZ: Hey, you're hot!
ANTEA: I am hot! (She winks.)
FRANZ: Let's get married!
ANTEA: Score!
ODD: And she conceived a child.
ANTEA: WHOA! How'd that happen?
ODD: You see kids, when a man and a woman love each other VERY much…
(KAITLYN quickly runs over to ODD and covers his mouth.)
KAITLYN: Through magic! Everyone knows babies come from XANA!
ODD: Really? XANA? That's the lamest one I've ever heard.
KAITLYN: Well it's the first one that popped in my head.
(ANTEA interrupts.)
ANTEA: AHHHHH! THE BABY'S COMING!
FRANZ: PUSH! PUSH! BREATHE!
ANTEA: (Screaming in Rage.) I'M BREATHING! HOW ON EARTH WOULD I NOT BE BREATHING! I'D BE DEAD IF I WASN'T BREATHING! YOU NEED TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!
ODD: Oh, the miracle of childbirth.
KAITLYN: What would we do without it?
FRANZ: YOU CAN DO IT HONEY!
ANTEA: (Continuous) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
FRANZ: (Continuous.) FOCUS YOUR ANGER! FOCUS YOUR ANGER!
(ANTEA screams again. A baby doll is thrown in from offstage. FRANZ snatches it out of the air like a Frisbee.)
FRANZ: It's so beautiful!
ODD: Years passed.
KAITLYN: And she grew until she was a toddler on Christmas morning.
(AELITA enters with an elf doll in her arms.)
AELITA: (Unsatisfied.) He's so cute! What should I name him?
FRANZ: Why not Mister Puck? It means goblin.
AELITA: You could've thought of something better than that.
FRANZ: Watch your tone, young lady.
(KAITLYN interrupts.)
KAITLYN: We gotta go by the book. You name him Mister Puck.
AELITA: I'm sueing!
ODD: JUST DO IT!
AELITA: Okay fine! Thank you mommy! (She kisses ANTEA.)
KAITLYN: But one day, Antea mysteriously disappears. No one knows her whereabouts today.
(ANTEA runs offstage.)
AELITA: (Dramatically) MOMMY!
ODD: And no one knew, but Franz was secretly building a supercomputer for his military project. CARTHAGE, and he created XANA to destroy it. But XANA became a malicious computer program that eventually wanted to take over humanity.
KAITLYN: Has this guy ever heard of MacAfee?
ODD: Apparently not.
KAITLYN: Ouch. And one day Franz was sitting at his piano when he heard his daughter, Aelita, much older now, crying upstairs.
AELITA: Daddy! The men in black are here!
FRANZ: Come quickly! Do you remember where Mister Puck is?
AELITA: We're still going by that dorky name? I liked Spot.
(KAITLYN stares her down with the evil glare.)
AELITA: (accepts KAITLYN's orders) Yes.
(AELITA and FRANZ run downstairs, which is the apron of the stage. The MEN IN BLACK are in the pit.)
MEN IN BLACK: Don't you move!
(AELITA yelps.)
FRANZ: Come on Aelita!
KAITLYN: And they went to Franz's laboratory, which had the super computer and everything. They eventually virtualized themselves on Lyoko.
(They run offstage, then run onstage, then repeat the process. FRANZ runs back on with a laptop.)
AELITA: Where are we?
FRANZ: In my laboratory, come on. (He takes AELITA's hand.)
AELITA: Where?
FRANZ: (He puts the laptop down.) To a world where you and I will be safe. Both of us. Together.
(They use the curtain as a scanner. AELITA quickly switches to her Virtual wear.)
AELITA: Daddy? Where are you?
FRANZ: (OFFSTAGE.) Here I am, Aelita! I can't materialize myself on Lyoko as you can Aelita.
(XANA's monster's enter, which are actually YUMI and ULRICH in disguise.)
AELITA: Daddy there is some strange looking creatures over there.
FRANZ: RUN AELITA!
(AELITA runs. XANA enters.)
XANA: MOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! (He stops, and thinks.) What's my motivation here?
KAITLYN: (Looks over her script.) It doesn't really say.
XANA: So I just take this mutant dude prisoner for no reason? And lock up this pink haired chick in a tower?
KAITLYN: Pretty much.
XANA: That's kind of shallow.
KAITLYN: Well hey, it's Moonscoop. Blame them.
XANA: Anyways… MOO HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! (He takes FRANZ and runs offstage with him.)
KAITLYN: And Franz Hopper than realized that XANA was way out of his control, so he decided to do what's best: Shut down the super computer.
ODD: Honestly, if he would've got MacAfee, His problem would've been solved a lot quicker.
KAITLYN: Agreed.
FRANZ: (Offstage.) Aelita, I can't do this anymore. XANA is too powerful. I'm going to have to shut down the supercomputer.
AELITA: Will we die?
FRANZ: NO…. We will never die if you never forget Aelita! NEVER FORGET!
(Stage Blacks out)
I hope you guys like it so far! I thought it'd be funny to do a fic like this. Hopefully Moonscoop won't kill me for making their characters make fun of them. XD But hey, It's funny. REVIEW! :D