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The Crystal Tears of a Tenshi
Chapter Two: Off to Sesshomaru's Castle We Go!
"Would you stop squirming? Its hard to carry you when you can't stay still." Kagome said as Sesshomaru was trying to break free. You see, he kept giving her a struggle.
FlashBack
"Put me down, wench!" he said as he tried to wriggle out of her grasp. "Thats it. I'm putting my foot down. Hmmmmmm... Okay! A way to keep you quiet AND still." she said as she got an evil grin that would of sent shivers down Naraku's spine. If he had one. She went and looked in her new black and red backpack. "Aha! Here they are!" she said as she pulled out a bunch of rolls of Duct tape in various different colours. "Hmm. Which one do you like?" she asked as she showed him the black and the regular. "Wazzat?" Sesshomaru asked in a scared tone as he saw the evil glint in her eye. Then it begun. Kagome duct taped him head to toe. "Mphmfphmf!" he muffled.
End FlashBack
"Alright, alright! Jeez!" Kagome said as she un-taped (Is that even a word?) Sesshomaru. "It was hot wrapped up in all that 'tape' stuff." he said. PA-SHING! She caught a daggar by the tip between her two fingers. It was aimed at his heart. "Your welcome." she said quietly. "Shhhhh." she told him as he was gonna say a rude remark. Suddenly, there was energy blasts coming at then from all sides. "Crouch down!" she told him with an idea. "How DARE you command-" but he was interrupted by Kagome. "Do you want to die a painful death from purification?" she asked as she eyed the Dark Miko clan that surrounded them. Sesshomaru grunted and said "On three." Kagome decided to count and said, "One, two, three!" she shouted as Sesshomaru ducked and she wrapped her wings around them to act as a shield. Then a shrill scream came from Kagome as the power scorched her back and wings. But from her magical powers it reflected a bit and killed them all besides one. Kagome got up and winced from the pain. Thats all she let out. A two second wince. She walked to the stunned Dark Miko and pulled back the hood on the cloak. It was none other than...
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sesshy: Its official. She's insane.
Kagome: Whats with the cliffy?
Me: I dunno. I guess I was kinda bored and decided I should make a cliffy.
Kagome: Hey, Look! I got you a new straightjacket! Its black and has weird freaky designs on it.
Me: Cool! Can I try it on and not take it off?
Kagome: No, but I have these funny stuff to read. DragonYoukaiSorceress didn't make these up. Please Review!
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
And, in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?..)
On
packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more
time?)
On Boot's Children
Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this
medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds
with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a
Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on
this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)