A/N: ...yeah... for those of you who were wondering, the g-boys in this AU enjoy MSI. What kind of punk ass faggots would they be if they didn't pay a lil homage?

Meanwhile... Catherine, Trowa and Wufei were piled onto Wufei's bed back in the dorm. Now, they were relaxing and watching a movie on Catherine's laptop, but they had been mixing vodka with orange juice earlier that night. Trowa was curled up in Catherine's arms, and Catherine was running her fingers through Trowa's hair. Wufei sat up, next to Catherine, leaning against the wall with his arms folded trying to concentrate on the movie. Trowa's cell phone started ringing. Fishing the phone out of her sweatshirt pocket Trowa announced, "home."

"Hello? hi dad."

Trowa rested her head in Catherine's lap again and switched her phone to speaker for the benefit of the others, and Wufei paused the movie.

-how was your week?-

"quiet."

-did you have that test? tell me about that.-

"it was a quiz. we haven't gotten it back yet, so i don't know how it went."

-you must have an idea..i mean, did you know all the answers or not.-

"it went okay. i knew somethings but not everything."

-why didn't you know everything?-

"cause the teacher didn't tell us to study that part. so i didn't know it."

-why didn't you know to study that part?-

"no one told me too."

-did you go for extra help?-

"no."

-i thought we agreed you would go for extra help!-

"i don't need extra help."

-o you don't? you just know everything? i wish i was as smart as you- i tell you Trowa, you better have gotten an A on that test-

"it was a quiz."

-like i fucking care- and another thing. why the fuck are you wearing a skirt in this class portrait?-

"because i am."

-o yeah? well see about that.

BEEP

"he hung up on me." Trowa said softly.

"it's okay, honey," Catherine said sweetly, rubbing Trowa's back. Wufei looked over at the crumpled girl in Catherine's arms. Wufei watched himself take Trowa's hand and give it a squeeze. Trowa began to cry softly. Wufei pulled out his own cell phone and called for reinforcements.

MEANWHILE ...on the other side of the campus:

"s'all about androgyny..." Duo answered his cell phone, "-Fei? sup?"

-Can you come over? It's a family emergency.-

"yeah okay."

-is Heero with you?-

"yeah we're coming."

-Trowa's dad ordered our class portrait.-

"aw fuck. we're leaving now. cya."Duo hung up, "Q we have to be on the other side of campus like now... we'll catch up with you later."

...back in Wufei's room.

"You know what would be great?" Catherine began, "if you're dad just dropped dead."

It sounded like Trowa had smiled, "or i could stage a protest out side your house" Catherine suggested.

"Or i could burn your house down," Wufei offered. no one in the room was entirely sure if Wufei was joking. Just as an awkward silence fell, there was a knock on the door, accompanied by a shout as Duo announced himself.

"It's open!" Wufei called back. Duo and Heero burst into the room and immediately were beside Trowa. Heero squatted on the floor so he could be at eye level with Catherine's lap, while Duo launched himself onto the bed gathering Trowa up in firm hug. Duo began assuring Trowa that she was the most beautiful girl in the world over and over until Trowa couldn't help but start laughing. Catherine began giggling herself as Duo playfully cuddled with Trowa. Appreciating Duo's skillfully applied therapeutic enthusiasm, Heero Yuy smiled.

meanwhile... Quatre was losing a battle with his hair dye. He was trying to be discreet in order to avoid the ridicule of his dorm-mates. However, being discreet about wearing a plastic cape and plastic gloves is a lot easier said than done, Quatre soon discovered. He wished Heero and Duo would come back- at least just to beat off any hecklers. Then Quatre noticed his cell phone ringing. it was his father. Quatre struggled to pull off a slimy glove and answer the phone.

A/N: sry this is so short.. I sorta forgot where i was going with this story.. a lil review action please..

PS i have started a new story! it's called "Out of the Office" please read it! It's a lil dark..

Jane