A/N: to anyone who thinks i would torture you with the image of Tsukune in spandex, come one! Anyway if anyone's wondering im going to keep him at the age he is at right now i honestly don't think an older Tsukune would want to be a superhero. Anyway i hope you like it!
The little super hero sat on his window ledge, he had waited all day for this moment when he could finally fight crime. Tsukune had a hard time with is costume, Kyoko wanted him to wear spandex, but he figured a simple sheet tied around his neck would do. He also had the problem of his face being recognized, Kyoko had quickly solved that problem when she cut two holes in some cardboard and tied a string to both ends making it look like a bandits mask.
In the end he wore his favorite feety pajamas, which were all red and were outlined with a white cotton material, a sheet which was tied to his neck and flowed past his feet, and a black cardboard mask which only covered his eyes and part of his noes. It was his best costume ever! Tsukune stands up in his window and crosses his arms like superman does, but he didn't know he was standing on his sheet so when he stood up all the way he fell the four feet from his window ledge to the ground outside.
"Hey stupid!" Kyoko said as she stuck her head out of Tsukune's window and smiled, "what do you want?" Tsukune said but his tone of voice had changed if he woke his parents up he would be so grounded. "You have school tomorrow so don't die, i don't want to have to walk home alone!" Kyoko said as she stuck her tongue out at Tsukune and closed his window. Tsukune slowly sat up and rubbed his back, that fall really hurt, it was more of surprise then hurt actually.
Tsukune stood up and began to race off into the night to find his first damsel in distress, after he saved one person he would finally be a superhero and that made him happier then anything!
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The young boys excitement had worn off when he had gotten to town, he waited for at least an hour and there were no problems that needed his help. He waited on top of a roof of a three story building, he figured he could see everything from this part of the roof but he could only see a block or two. "At this point im never going to be a hero!" The little boys words echoed on the roof tops, Tsukune placed his board head in his hands. He would start to head home soon enough, its not like he couldn't come out tomorrow and do it again.
Tsukune sighed and stood up on the roof, "i guess thats enough for tonight." Tsukune said as he yawned and made his way to the edge of the building, he had gotten on the roof by a latter that was halfway pulled down so he had to jump to it. As he slowly climbed down he felt a little let down, he really wanted to save someone even if it were only one person.
As Tsukune's feet hit the ground, he heard something, it was the sound of screaming! This was it, the moment he was waiting for, he would finally save someone from getting hurt! Tsukune had began to run to the direction in which the female screams were coming from, he had past allies and garbage as he made his was to the sounds of crying.
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"Ugh, wow... just give me your money!" A man with a ski mask on says as he holds his hand out to the person who was screaming so feminine like. "No, this is my money!" A rather heavy set man said with the same 'damsel in distress' voice that Tsukune had heard. The robber could barely stop himself from laughing at the girls voice that the man had, "leave that lady alone!" Tsukune yelled, he was blocking the only path for the robber to leave from, the other path was a dead end.
The robber had turned around and unblocked Tsukune's view of his damsel. The robber scratched the top of his ski mask, having a clear view of his damsel Tsukune was very surprised. "Ugh... are you freaking kidding me whats with that voice man!" Tsukune yelled and waved his arms in the air. "Haha, what are you supposed to be R-tared the boy wonder?" The robber said making him laugh and completely ignoring Tsukune.
The little boy had a vein pop up on his forehead, "HEY YOU JERK, COME FACE ME!" Tsukune said as he ran at the laughing man who had ignored him. Tsukune's foot had once again caught his cape and caused him to fall on the ground. "Blahahaha, stop kid im going to die from laughter!" The robber said as he fell ro the floor laughing. The so called damsel had began to walk away not being noticed by either the robber or Tsukune.
Tsukune clenched his fist and ripped his sheet, it was now half of the length of his body. Tsukune stood up and ran, at the robber who had just finished standing up. The robber pulled his leg back and kicked it at Tsukune only to miss, Tsukune had dogged it and kicked in the back of the robbers knee, it had caused the robber to do the splits.
As the robber laid on the ground holding his grapes, Tsukune had began to laugh hysterically at the stupid robber just like he had done to Tsukune. But since Tsukune was laughing and not paying attention the robber had kicked Tsukune in the chest with all his might. Tsukune felw back and hit the dead end wall, when he hit the ground his little hand had gotten cut by a piece of broken glass.
Tsukune put one hand to his chest and slowly stood up, "alright kid now your dead!" The robber said and pulled out a knife from his pocket, Tsukune only had one shot at getting things just right. The robber began to run at Tsukune, and Tsukune at the robber. When they had meet Tsukune's shoulder had gotten cut by the robber knife but the robber had Tsukune's fist and all of his enhanced strength right in his grapes!
While all of this was happening the man who was being robbed had stopped to record all of what had happened and put it on YouTube. "Are you alright mam, i mean sir... theres no need to thank me but if you would like too my names is THE LITTLE HERO!" Tsukune said and turned around to see his damsel had left without even saying thank you!
Tsukune looked at his shoulder, it was a little cut but it went deep. Tsukune slowly walked over to the now unconscious robber and kicked him in the gut, Tsukune picked up the ripped shreds of his sheet and tied it around his cut, as he began to walk home he had a smile on his face the entire time!
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Tsukune had flopped on his bed only after hiding his superhero cloths somewhere his parents couldn't find them. He hid them under the floorboards, as he began to drift off into his warm comfortable bed, "Tsukune its time to get up you have school in an hour!" Kasumi, Tsukune's mother said making Tsukune's eyes spring wide open.
As he got out of his bed which was comfortable for the two seconds he was in it, his cousin had walked in. "So what happened?" Kyoko asked as she walked in and looked at Tsukune, "well, my damsel was a guy, and i had gotten cut!" Tsukune said as he lifted his hand uo in the air to show Kyoko his cut.
"Where is it at?" Kyoko asked, there was no cut on Tsukune's hand. Tsukune took a quick look at his hand, she was right what cut? Tsukune had then stretched his shirt over his shoulder to see where the mans knife had cut the boy was gone as well. "Haha, i bet you didn't even leave the house dork!" Kyoko said she walked away from Tsukune.
Tsukune had taken a shower, gotten dressed, and was ready for his first day of school. As he ate his breakfast, his mother had watched the news. "An amazing story, a man was saved last night, but by a six year old kid? More on this story at 11" the news reporter said on the television. Kyoko had stopped eating her food and slowly turned her head to Tsukune, who was just staring at Kyoko with his tongue out of his mouth.
A/N: i try to add as much comedy as possible to this story but it does have a plot line which will in soon hope you liked it, like, favorite, and review for more!